Guns, once again. Bullet Impact. Crime. Just blowing people away in general. All this on a group dedicated to the strangely interesting life of a cartoon teenage girl.
It's fucking embarrassing how many losers there are in America.
Look, there are four reasons to mess with guns:
1) Keep the Gummint from overthrowing you. I'll tell you, flintlocks and saturday night specials do a real job on those Air Force F-14s. Now me; if I were going to overthrow the gummint, I'd depend more on Chemistry and the Internet, than I would on Winchester or Remington. The Ballot box still works pretty good, too; except for this last election.
2) Keep the criminals at bay. Oh sure. All the statistics show how useful guns are, at keeping criminals from killing you. Oh, sure. Can we all spell horse-pucky? I knew that we could.
3) Hunting and collecting. ... good reasons, I think. I don't at all mind losing 50,000 people a year to misplaced gunfire, in order to defend your right to collect flintlocks and shoot rabbits.
4) Just because I say so. ... hard to argue against this one. Of course, this *is* a nation of laws. However you or I interpret the Law is irrelevant -- the only opinions here that matter, are those of Judges and Legislators. They've ruled on Police Power, they haven't ruled on the Second Amendment.
And while "Just because I say so" conveniently releases you from actually having to deal with any logical discussion; you forget that it releases ME from that obligation as well. ... and politically, there are a lot more of ME than there is of YOU. Perhaps it is in your own personal interest to back off from all that quasi-macho schoolyard posturing that just scares the women and children; and start behaving like adults.
So what would Daria think? Tell me, Jordan; what are Daria's opinions on Guns? Tell me, Mike; do you think Daria is packing? Christopher Morton, you old texas racist; if you gave a gun to every black in Houston, would the blacks kill the cops; would the cops kill the blacks; or would the blacks just kill each other on Saturday night?
So never mind Daria: What would Quinn or Jake or the Fashion Club think? If Mister DeMartino packed; do you think he'd pack for very long before he was shot dead? I'll bet Ms. Barch is a member of the NRA -- what do you think? Given her hair-trigger hatred for men, do you suppose she'll never make a mistake with that magnum in her purse? How much help do you suppose the Second Amendment would give to her mistaken victim? How about Jane and Trent -- do you suppose Trent has a piece under the front seat of his car? If a traffic cop has ever stopped him and searched his car and found the piece, what would happen to Trent?
'Daria' just died the hypocritical death reserved for cowards and losers, a thousand great episodes short of her dotage. All you idiot loser slackjaw motherfuckers can talk about, is GUNS. If you had half the decency you pretend to have, you'd be scarlet with shame.
L&R