Cyborg your name

Hey folks, I just found this on the net, and I thought it was pretty fun. The URL is:

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi

You get to "cyborg" your name by turning your name into an acronym of sorts. Mine is pretty cool:

N.I.C.O.L.E.: Networked Intelligent Construct Optimized for Logical Exploration

The only catch is that your name can't exceed 7 letters. I suppose you could use a nickname instead in that case.

Enjoy :)

Cheers, Nicole Lee

http://www.neekole.com

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov

"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed." -- Homer Simpson

Daria Code: A D T3 Ws Q+ FN^Fr O- OH+Oo+Od m- c+++ MV C5X F:111,213,313,401 BB- FCD +DT q fN

J.O.R.D.A.N.: Journeying Obedient Replicant Designed for Assassination and Nullification

Pretty cool :)

Sincerely Yours, Jordan

[email] (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote in :

D.A.R.I.A.: Digital Artificial Repair and Infiltration Android

Fits with what everyone thought in "Lawndale File" :)

Phill.

Apparently I'm a Technician Optimized for Nocturnal Yardwork. Hmmm...

Daria, on the other hand, is a bit scary:

Digital Artificial Repair and Infiltration Android

In article , [email] wrote:

Assassination and

And what about:

Q.U.I.N.N.: Quantum Unit Intended for Nullification and Negotiation

Well, negotiations I can see. Nullification? I'm sure she's nullified a lot of guys' requests.

J.A.N.E.: Journeying Android Normally for Exploration

Exploration? OK.

J.A.K.E.: Journeying Android Keen on Exploration

Jane and Jake, kindred spirits? Eh, that's a reach.

H.E.L.E.N.: Humanoid Engineered for Logical Exploration and Nullification

I wish she had gotten the 'negotiation' thing. Daria would probably argue with the "logical" part, maybe the "humanoid" part.

T.R.E.N.T.: Technician Responsible for Exploration and Nocturnal Troubleshooting

This is interesting. The nocturnal bit is partly acfcurate, I guess.

On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 16:26:40 GMT, Tice Rust wrote:

Everybody gets such cool things. I'm just a

Mechanical Synthetic Being

I'd say Mine Sounds Boring or Mine Sucks Big.

Why let a machine do acronyms for us anyway? Can't we find acronyms that accurately describe us, ourselves?

How about:

Morally Subversive Brain Mind Severely Broken. Me Speak Bad

Of course it's unfair if I just use my 3-letter handle (too easy). So here's

M.A.T.T.H.I.A.S.

More A Transsexual Than Hetero In All Senses

More A Twister Than Human In All Senses

My Ascension To Thrones High Is Already Scheduled

My Apotheosis To Trinity's Holiness Is Already Scheduled

Miserable Alone Twen That Has Intelligence Absolutely Supreme

My Anticipated Turning To Human? I Await Surgery!

Me? A Therapy? That Honestly Is A Suggestion!

or recursive ones

MATTHIAS Absolutely Transcends Those Humans' Inferiority And Stupidity

MATTHIAS, Although Tender Teddy, He Is Alone Sad

I'll force myself to stop here. I have to go to bed. Too bad. This is so much fun. But I guess I have said a lot about my personality already. MSB

---- They couldn't conquer the world. Now they're out to corrupt our kids! Dirty Drawings from Deutschland...Next on

Not bad.

Mechanical Intelligent Killing and Exploration Lifeform

On Fri, 07 Apr 2000 22:08:20 GMT, [email] (MSB) wrote:

<snip lines to avoid Freewweb rejecting it due to more quote than post>

A much as I hate one line posts... ROTFLMFAO! That was hilarious! :D

Tony Walton wrote in message news:[email]...

and

M.E.L.I.S.S.A.: Mechanical Electronic Lifeform Intended for Sabotage and Scientific Assassination

Hee, hee, hee. Cool. I like this one. hmmm...who first *looks around calculatingly*

Melissa

(don't worry, it won't be any one HERE, just people I have come across in real life, or maybe Kid Rock first)

oh i did that the other day.. can't remember what it said now though.

In article ,

Here's what I got:

M.I.C.H.A.E.L.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Assassination and Efficient Learning

that sort of fits, OK here's another:

M.I.K.E.: Machine Intended for Killing and Exploration

I'm not much into killing; and finally, to almost bring this post on topic:

Q.U.I.N.N.: Quantum Unit Intended for Nullification and Negotiation

Now that is scary

Mike Quinn [email]

Mine is cool: J.E.S.S.I.C.A.: Journeying Electronic Soldier Skilled in Infiltration and Ceaseless Assassination!

--J.

On the mountaintop, [email] (Nicole Lee) spake thusly:

M.I.N.D.Y.: Machine Intended for Nocturnal Destruction and Yardwork

-Mindy Damn grass... always growing so I have to cut it instead of going out and wreaking havoc...

C.H.E.R.Y.L.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Efficient Repair and Yardwork Lifeform

(The best they could come up with was YARDWORK?! They need to re-engineer THIS cyborg --probably the first known android with hayfever!)

I'd better stick with my nickname over my given name -- C.R.I.C.K.E.T.: Cybernetic Robotic Individual Calibrated for Killing and Efficient Troubleshooting

That would look good on my resume'! ;)

Chirping cybernetically through the night,

Cricket

Cricket said that Mindy said:

LOL! hee hee

Well I guess I don't have to post mine huh? :)

Heh.

C.H.E.R.Y.L.

U.P.C.H.U.C.K.: Upgraded Positronic Construct Hardwired for Ultimate Calculation and Killing (Feisty!)

J.E.S.S.E.: Judge Engineered for Sabotage and Scientific Exploration (Hardly...)

T.I.F.F.A.N.Y.: Transforming Intelligent Facsimile Fabricated for Assassination and Nocturnal Yardwork (not even!)

D.J.: Digital Judge

DJ

"An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys."

On Thu, 06 Apr 2000 04:29:19 GMT, [email] (Nicole Lee) wrote:

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Bah, mine is too easy. D.A.R.Y.L. = Data Analyzing Robot Youth Life Form.

On Sat, 08 Apr 2000 01:11:07 GMT, [email] (Tarvok) wrote:

Actually, I just did it. I got:

D.A.R.Y.L.: Digital Artificial Repair and Yardwork Lifeform

Lame. What's up with using "yardwork" for Y? Not that I am particularly adverse to yardwork... I did just spend about twenty minuites shoveling discarded leaves and clippings out of a dumpster. What a waste of good organic material!

Hmm, let check out my handle...

T.A.R.V.O.K.: Transforming Android Responsible for Violence and Online Killing

Bwahaha! That's more like it. ;)

I got:

Knight Yearning for Logical Exploration

So I guess I gotta change my name to Kyfle

Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs

Wooo, fabby thingummy Nicole! The things people will do when they feel guilty about their mailbomb plans being spotted by prophetic dreams... My extrovert nature is confirmed by : General Replicant Engineered for Gratification. Kinky :)

I'm happy. ATPATPATP :) <-- Respiration-knowing biology smartalecs/ smartAllis need not wisecrack... I will explain later. Dehmdedehmdededededehmdedehmdehm... (Mogwai Fear Satan, indeed, yes :)

__ Greg