I can't turn my back on you guys for two minutes!
That's it, it's time for a lurker takeover!!!!!!!!!!
Arise ye lurkers, ye newbies, ye who have yet to be fished. I shall lead thee to victory over the ATD Establishment! We will rule the NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
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Some of you might get the refference....
<2112> And the meek shall inherit the earth.... </2112>
<2112> Attention all planets of the solar federation We have assumed control ! </2112>
*giggle*
Sorry just could not resist :)
Phill.
Kyle wrote:
That's right, you can't. Lest we (the newsgroup) lapse into a discussion on gaming, ROT-13-ing, "trolls", Kevin's bedroom, nudie pics of the tasteful (Matthias') and not-so-tasteful kind, lurkers, Mike's Delayed Reaction Reviews, how we're supposedly all going to hell in a handbasket (*rolling eyes*), oh yeah, and "flaming for dummies". And Phill and I have turned this into alt.music.duran-duran (*snicker*).
*taps on the shoulder* *ahem* You're not a lurker, though.
"We"? Where did you get this "we" from?
Methinks you're just trolling for some newbies to come out of the woodwork so you can fish 'em. ;)
LI
On Sun, 19 Mar 2000 00:27:40 GMT, Lady Interference wrote:
Ssshhh!!!!!!!! I need an army for my own personal amusement, and I figured whipping an abused minority into a frenzy is the cheapest way to do it.
*blushes* busted!
Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
Kyle wrote:
Uh-huh, sure. ;)
Why not start chatting with those of us who've decided to come out of the shadows?
(Phill would *definitely* get that reference)
*giggle* How well do I know you? Huh? How well? ;)
Now stay on for a bit!!! :)
LI
Conquering the newsgroup? Oh yeah, that's original.
Sure, the Daria purists can be a royal pain in the ass, but there's really no reason to take over.
Besides, if anyone's going to lead an army of lurkers, it's moi. :-) ---- Chris Smith - The Innovator of Originality
In article , "The_Outsider" wrote:
[Kyle wanted a lurker/newbie uprising]
Well, who's it gonna be? My flaming torch isn't going to burn forever, my pitchforks getting heavy, and I'm getting hoarse from shouting "Yurr...!" all the time. Someone make a decision.
"Yurr!" [shakes pitchfork]
Bear wrote:
lol!!
This space is to be filled up so as not to post a one word reply.
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<Duran> But the shadows are on my side...as soon as the lights go down In the darkest place you can hide you belong to the hands of the night. </Duran>
That what you meant ? Yeah always liked that one too....used it as the theme tune for one of my Vampire role playing characters...seemed apt for him :)
Phill.
On Sun, 19 Mar 2000 00:27:40 GMT, Lady Interference wrote:
I'm still not convinced actual Daria porn exists. Has someone seen pictures like that or is this just a rumor. And who did them? I'd like to talk the guy. Don't be shy. I don't oppose cartoon porn. I think it's funny. MSB
---- Have you seen this meal before? Restaurant Restroom Recycling - Next on SSW!
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A couple of months ago I was checking ou clubs at excite and found one devoted to daria nudes.Bet you wished that I had stuck to lurking don't you?
[email] wrote:
No fucking way!!!!!!! That is too weird.
Actually, no. Don't go back to lurking, please.
LI
In article , Lady Interference wrote:
checking ou clubs at excite and found one
weird.
to lurking don't you?
lurking, please.
Unlimited
Sugerhigh
(http://www.coyote-shivers.ndo.co.uk/ )
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(http://www.geocities.com/ukbarbarell a/lizardtalepart1.html)
http://www.geocities.com/talesofacity /kellynick1.GIF)
I do...
you think you are?"
britney spears 'doll' would be
plastic herself."
alt.tv.daria, 3/2/00
Use them at your peril."
To tell the truth I'm a bit ashamed to have come out of the shadows on this thread but if I have anything meaningful(or funny) to add to future discussions rest assured I won't be silent from now on.Bring on the fish.
On Tue, 21 Mar 2000 09:06:06 GMT, [email] wrote:
*sighs*
You DO know that if you ask for it you don't get it, right?
Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
Kyle wrote:
Why don't you give him or her rotten fish instead of fresh fish?
On Tue, 21 Mar 2000 18:14:54 -0500, Jeg7777 wrote:
Because that's not how it works.
Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
Kyle wrote:
Heh heh. . .I didn't ask for it, yet I escaped it.
--Jan, a rare newbie who didn't get fresh-fished upon de-lurking
On Tue, 21 Mar 2000 15:23:47 -0700, Janevieve Harrison wrote:
I'm lazy, what can I say? Since you were at least clever enough to disguise the desperate longing to have the honor of being fished...
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Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
In article ,
That was pretty much the idea
[email] wrote:
Guys, we've got a sly one on our hands! Kyle, what are you gonna do about this one?
LI
On Wed, 22 Mar 2000 01:13:53 GMT, [email] wrote:
Nice try, pretending you don't want ATD's highest honor and all.
Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
On Tue, 21 Mar 2000 04:44:49 GMT, [email] wrote:
Any URLs? Or have you kept some of the pictures that you could send me? Only if they're good (not in the sense of artistic but drawing quality), of course. And why would I wish you that you had stuck to lurking? MSB
---- They couldn't conquer the world. Now they're out to corrupt our kids! Dirty Drawings from Deutschland...Next on
In article <[email] .de>,
[email] wrote:
checking ou clubs at excite and found one
wished that I had stuck to lurking don't you?
the pictures that you could send
I don't know the URL off the top of my head and I didn't join the club so I didn't actually see any of the pictures but if you want to check them out yourself go to www.excite.com click on peopple and chat pick clubs and enter Daria it should come up. Only if they're good (not in the sense of artistic but drawing
I wish you that you had stuck to
Now they're out to corrupt our kids!
Deutschland...Next on
http://www.informatik.uni-muenchen.de /~benkmann/artwork/index.html
On Wed, 22 Mar 2000 01:22:06 GMT, [email] wrote:
I've looked at the pictures in this excite club. They're as bad as most toon porn. Nothing especially interesting. I'll stick with my own. MSB
---- They couldn't conquer the world. Now they're out to corrupt our kids! Dirty Drawings from Deutschland...Next on
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I have to admit I had a look too, and for the most part I agree yours are both atistically "better", and technically better executed. Though I did find the "must work on your aim Trent" one hilariously funny the first time I saw it...just my warped sense of humour (note I spelled it correctly this time people :), i I *THINK* I did.... ).
Phill.
On 24 Mar 2000 02:09:59 -0000, [email] (Phill Harvey-Smith) wrote:
Yeah. That one caught a smile from me, too, but not good enough to make me keep it (I only kept the one with the black strap-on thingy. I think it's the best concerning drawing quality). But the funniest cartoon porn I've ever seen is one where Donald Duck goes shopping for pants (porn is probably a bit hard on that one, it doesn't have sexual content). That one really had me LOL in front of my computer. If you're interested and haven't seen it yet, tell me and I'll send it to you. MSB
---- They couldn't conquer the world. Now they're out to corrupt our kids! Dirty Drawings from Deutschland...Next on
Glad I wasn't the nony one :)
Yeah that one probably was the best drawn of them.
Well how big is it ? or alternatly do you have a URL for it that would prolly be better than email...until I'm back at work next week that is :)
Phill.
On Sun, 19 Mar 2000 00:27:40 GMT, Lady Interference wrote:
I'm still not convinced actual Daria porn exists. Has someone seen pictures like that or is this just a rumor. And who did them? I'd like to talk the guy. Don't be shy. I don't oppose cartoon porn. I think it's funny. MSB
---- Have you seen this meal before? Restaurant Restroom Recycling - Next on SSW!
MSB said:
It exists. I've seen it.
Sincerely Yours, Jordan
On 20 Mar 2000 13:59:10 GMT, [email] (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:
Haven't seen Daria porn, but I've seen examples of porn involving other cartoon characters. If I were Beavis or Butt-Head, I'd be laughing. As someone approaching his mid-30s, I find it rather... disconcerting.
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http://www.lawndale.net -OR- http://systech.simplenet.com/daria/On Mon, 20 Mar 2000 22:22:44 -0500, Martin J. Pollard wrote:
I'm approaching my mid-20s and I can still laugh about them. I saw some Flintstones porn one day and it had me ROTFL. It's so bizarre that it's funny as hell. Of course that's a matter of opinion. I guess I just have a weird sense of humor. MSB
---- They couldn't conquer the world. Now they're out to corrupt our kids! Dirty Drawings from Deutschland...Next on
On Sun, 19 Mar 2000 00:27:40 GMT, Lady Interference wrote:
I'm still not convinced actual Daria porn exists. Has someone seen pictures like that or is this just a rumor. And who did them? I'd like to talk the guy. Don't be shy. I don't oppose cartoon porn. I think it's funny. MSB
On Mon, 20 Mar 2000 13:19:12 GMT, [email] (MSB) wrote:
I have in fact seen a crudely drawn pornographic picture of Daria and Quinn. It was about a year and a half ago, dont' remember where.
Kyle, he who means well The Shane Andrews of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs
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Actually I believe it was a butchered screen capture from "The Invitation" and yes it was rather badly done....and no I don't remeber where it is either but I believe it was descussed here so a search of Deja should turn it up.
Phill.
On 18 Mar 2000 23:04:43 GMT, herecomethehawks@hockeymail.....com (Kyle) wrote:
Damn. Kyle got to em first.
Well, Pinky, I guess it's back to the drawing board...
On the mountaintop, herecomethehawks@hockeymail.....com (Kyle) spake thusly:
..not while I and the rest of the Evil Matriarchy stand ready! *calls the Squirrel Army to readiness*
-Mindy
On Sun, 19 Mar 00 00:30:32 GMT, [email] (Mindy) wrote:
<looks aside shiftily to another who dares claim the title of "newsgroup defender.">
I resisted you in the past, and I shall resist again if you decide to use this as an excuse to increase your dominion. Mark my words well, Mindy.
(This is fun! :)
On the mountaintop, [email] (Tarvok) spake thusly:
*wonders where the rest of the Evil Matriarchy ran off to...*
-Mindy
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thusly:
*calls the
*stands and waves arms* Present! Sorry, I've been off...uh...you know with the peasants. And...stuff. I did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky!! Oh, wrong question.
cheryl
Cheryl said:
Inconceivable. *Everyone* has had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. ;-)
Sincerely Yours, Jordan
On 21 Mar 2000 02:46:40 GMT, [email] (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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http://www.lawndale.net -OR- http://systech.simplenet.com/daria/In article ,
Dammit...right when I try to get off the hook. Nothing gets past you Jordan. But I tell you this, she was *not* as good as everyone said!
cheryl
Cheryl said:
Close but no cigar?
<ducks>
Sincerely Yours, Jordan
On 21 Mar 2000 06:08:53 GMT, [email] (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:
HEYYY you cheater you!! That's my research paper title and you know it!
*grin*
Cheers, Nicole Lee
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed." -- Homer Simpson
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Nicole Lee said:
I know. It was a really good paper, btw. :)
Sincerely Yours, Jordan
"Sire, the peasants are revolting."
"Yeah, those guys never wash."
Mike Morton wrote:
"There's been a walnut uprising..."
As long as everybody is throwing obscure referances around, what the hell. <shrug> ;7
-IdentityCrisis
On 18 Mar 2000 23:04:43 GMT, herecomethehawks@hockeymail.....com (Kyle) wrote:
Alas, Kyle, I have returned, and thus your mad plans to take over the newsgroup shall come to naught, once again.
Do not believe him oh Newbies! He is but a rabble rouser, playing upon your newbie needs, and then using you as cannon fodder in his bloody campaigns!
Your populist schenanigans shall fail, Kyle.
;p