IICY Not So Greatest Misses

Here are some of the cut scenes from the IICY DVD that were originally aired on the premier showing of "Is It College Yet?" on MTV.

<I started the tape at the very beginning. The VCR times includes all wraparound and extra footage. However I'm sure that most of you out there can do the math>

Cut#1 Helen and Quinn discussing the alligator shoes

Daria: Uh yeah. You a thank you note from the International Brotherhood of Alligator Wrestlers

VCR Time: 3:45 through 3:50

Cut#2 The entire scene from Daria and Tom playing video games in the Sloanes living room up to the "Message Board Miscreant" Sick Sad World Promo

VCR Time 5:26 through 5:45

Cut#3 Jodie and Mack discussing college applications in the Lawndale High lunchroom

Mack: Would you mind calling the committee and telling them that? Jodie: I'll even tell them how cute you lok when you study.

VCR Time 8:23 through 8:27

Cut#4 Ms. Barch ranting about the 5th anniversary of her D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Ms Barch: Five years since that lazy, no-good, self-proclaimed *man* had his cowardly desertion of me legalized!

VCR Time 11:21 through 11:29

Cut#5 and Cut#6 Daria leaving for her college tour with Kay and Tom Sloane

Daria: (Coming down the stairs) Remember, if I'm not back in Lawndale in four days don't send anyone out looking for me.

VCR Time 10:51 through 10:46

Daria: Relax. My poms poms are packed. Good attitude land here I come. Tom: Ready?

VCR Time 11:21 through 11:29

Cut# 7 Jodie and her father discussing the benefits of a Crestmore education

Andrew Landon: I'm not saying that your life won't be harder until you graduate. But it'll be a hell of a lot easier after. Four years versus the rest of your life?

VCR Time 13:54 through 14:03

Cut# 8 Jane and Trent discussing higher learnings plot to corrupt the an artists ideals

Jane: And that is their evil plan Trent: Tell me about it.

VCR Times 14:37 through 14:41

Cut#9 Daria, Tom, and Kay Sloane outsied the Admissions Office of Bromwell

Tom: Don't want to get points off for being late... Daria: Especially since wee can get them off for being ourselves. Kay: Little chance of that happening I'm sure.

VCR Time 15:06 through 15:14

Cut#10 Daria, Tom and Kay Sloane at the Bromwell

Professor Woods: Really? Are there other schools?

Kay Sloane: (Laughing) I'm sorry, Professor Woods this is Daria Morgendorrfer. Daria, Professor Woods.

Daria: Hello

Professor Woods: Hello

VCR Time: 18:52 through 18:52

Kay Sloane: You know it never hurts to know the faculty. I'm sure he'd be happy to put in a good word for both of you.

Daria: Right. Althogh he failed to say so.

Tom: And hey! About tomorrow, I don't really need to visit more colleges. So we can go straight to Raft

Kay Sloane: Perfect. You'll have plenty of time to see the campus.

VCR Time: 19:36 through 19:26

It's late and I have to be up early in the morning. I'll post the rest of the cuts tomorrow.

Firah

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Cool. Thanks for posting them. :)

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Cut#11 Daria, Tom and Kay Sloane arrive at Raft

Kay Sloane: Well if only I could learn to drive a little more aggressively.

VCR: 20:53 through 20:57

Cut#12 Ms Barch at dinner discussing their "wedding" plans.

Ms Barch: Better yet we'll get rid of the both of our places and buy a new one that doesn't reek with the stench of that loser ex-husband of mine.

VCR Time 21:49 through 21:54

Cut#13 Daria and Helen in the living room discussing her roadtrip to Bromwell and Raft

Daria: Remember that when I come home on break referring to you and dad as "the farmers".

Helen: I just mean that the schools high opinion of itself isn't completely without merit.

VCR Time 22:50 through 23:04

Cut# Lindy, Quinn, Cain and Don at the college party

Lindy: Quinn works with me at Governors Park

Cain: I love Governors Park. They hire such pretty women

Quinn: (waves hand) Ooooh (laughs)

VCR Time 23:44 through 23:50

Cut# Jane, with Trent's help, convincing herself to not apply for BIFAC

Trent: Works for me.

Jane: What's the point of Lawndale State or even BIFAC. Galleries won't care if I have a degree. In fact I bet most artists don't go to college.

Trent Why would they? Unless they wanted to avoid the draft. Or their parents made them, or they followed some girl there, or they were showing a movie, or...

Jane: Trent!

Trent: Huh?

VCR Time 25:21 through 25:38

Cut#15 Tom invites Daria to a Hitchcock movie (Note: This entire scene was cut)

Daria is typing on her computer. Her phone rings and she answers. The screen splits in two and Tom is on the left and Daria is on the right.

Daria: Hello?

Tom Hey Daria, up to anything?

Daria: Just my usual nefarious tricks. And I'm working on a short story. Or at least it was twenty pages ago.

Tom: Want to take a beak and go to the Hitchcock festival? "Rope" is playing. I thought a film about bumping off your Ivy League classmates would help us get in the spirit for next year.

Daria: Hmm, I'll admit that a good murder movie never fails to cheer me up.

Tom: How about we meet there? It'll save me some time if I don't have to swing by your place on the way.

Daria: Sure.

Tom: Great, see you inside at 7:30.

Daria & Tom hang up. Daria types on her computer, stops, grabs the phone and hits the speed dial.

Tom: Hello?

Daria: On second thought I really shouldn't leave my protagonist all alone just after her eyeballs have burst. How about later on in the week?

Tom: Umm, OK. Give me a call when you're free.

Daria: Ok.

Daria hangs up, smiles and continues to type.

VCR Time 26:48 through 27:37

Cut#16 Brittany and the cheerleading squad congratulating each other on being accepted to Great Prairie State University.

Cheerleader: Especially after everyone else said no.

VCR Time 23:53 through 23:55

Cut#17 Mack watching Jodie run crying down the hall

Scene was cut in half which jump to the next scene of...

VCR Time: 29:57 through 29:59

Still slogging through, still slogging through,

Firah