Real Life Daria-esque lines

S03E01 Daria!retroMar 29, 2001, 1:32 AM ET2 years later6 posts by 5 posters
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Kyle

What about the best lines you've heard in the course of real life that sound like they come straight outta a Daria episode (not automatically from Our Heroine, though).

The reason I brought this up was because in the course of a discussion on lame music, Rush came up, and a friend remarked

"Oh great, now Free Will is stuck in my head and I can't get it out!"

Jonathan SachsKyle

I didn't hear this, I read about it in a newspaper or magazine article. At the end of the school year, in a class on Shakespeare. The names are my own attribution. The dialog is real, as I remember it.

Sandi. The school year's over! Great! Now we can forget all this stuff again.

Daria. Why would you want to?

Send email to jsachs177 at earthlink dot net.

Michael SearsJonathan Sachs

Jonathan Sachs wrote:

I'm at a friend's house during the Summer and I'm talking with him and his wife about some books we had recently read. Their babysitter (high school sophomore) is listening as she's getting ready to leave.

Babysitter: Why would you read during the Summer?

Michael Sears [email] "No turning back where the end is in sight. There's a job to be done, a fight to be won."
Christopher MortonMichael Sears

On Thu, 29 Mar 2001 10:26:36 +0000, Michael Sears wrote:

Me describing Ameritech DSL technical support:

"Or you can remain on the line and be lied to by a technician."

S&W delenda est.
chikaChristopher Morton

In article ,

Funny you mention technicians. I'm currently going through job troubles, and I once described my employers' definition of an expert as "someone who can get the cover off".

Christopher Mortonchika

On Fri, 30 Mar 2001 21:21:39 +0100, chika wrote:

Ameritech has to be the most "Lawndalesque" entity in modern American society.

A friend who's setting up (with my technical assistance) a network and webserver in a local Catholic school was told by an Ameritech technician that they support networks but NOT hubs. That's like being told by a state trooper that you can drive any vehicle on the highway as long as it doesn't have wheels.

Kevin could NEVER be an Ameritech phone support technician. He's WAY too smart. I doubt that even Tiffany has a low enough IQ. Ms. Li however just MIGHT have the requisite ability to evade responsibility for all of her utterances.

S&W delenda est.