Well, it was bad enough when Wraith decided to close Sick Sad World. But this I think is worse because I don't know what happened to Katherine. Not even a message to tell us she was going.
Jeff
I miss alt.lawndale.com
Nov 13, 199847 posts by 16 posters
47 posts
I think that girl is busy and there is always planet daria
I think she's busy eating.
BONER
Now, that's not nice.
-Kazul
In article , Vulva or Stimpy wrote:
Boner would you CHILL with these stupid attacks on Katherine?
What the hell did she do to YOU to deserve the crap you have been giving her for the past two years?
You suck. Everyone here agrees that you suck. Crawl back into the hole from whence you came. You are not welcome here. Go get some Prozac and get a freakin' life.
--.\\<-H--
Life? Life? You mean he doesn't have a pulse?
-Kazul
SDROTH wrote:
Hopefully. That means he shouldn't be bothering us much longer.
I'll have to mention this, seeing as I'm hoping he says this. . . . If someone asks me why I don't have a life, I usually grab my wrist, feel for my pulse, and scream "Oh My God, you're right, I don't have a pulse!!!" and then I fall over and play dead. . .
-Kazul
SDROTH wrote:
Hehehe. I'll have to try that one. Actually, noone's asked me why I don't have a life for quite a while now. I'm not sure whether that's good or bad...
Don't try to pull this one on us, we know about your friends.
endless, nameless wrote in article ...
Kyle wrote:
I could live without the friends. It kinda gets annoying when I am forced to participate in a 'salt fight' as I was today. (ie, someone steals 50 packets of salt from the canteen at lunch time and proceeds to empty the contents on to the head of whoever is least likely to hit them. Cover your hair and eyes.)
I eat lunch alone. Every day. We have open campus, and there are several fast food places immediately accross the street. In order to avoid the embarassment (and the vulnerability. Large groups of people love to pick on single individuals), I walk several blocks to a video store with a snackbar, then walk aimlessly around town for the 30 minutes I'm trying to kill. I try to time it so I get back to school right as the bell rings.
(*smiles at the thought of the "My life sucks worse oneupsmanship this post will likely start*)
endless, nameless wrote in article ...
~*~*~Kyle~*~*~ "Wouldn't curing you make more sense?"
Why did you think this post will start a My life sucks thread ? I'd rather bet for a 'I love my live even if some people say that it's not a *normal* life' thread. By the way, have you ever noticed that when you walk aimlessely, you walk faster than when you've got an aim ? (as long as we can have one). And have you noticed that when you're Daria-ing, no Jane Lane at sight ?
Nicolas P.
On Wed, 18 Nov 1998 22:50:07 +0100, "Nicolas P." wrote:
I'm happy for you. I'm not all that unhappy with mine. But it's happened before at this NG.
Yeah. But my aim is to try to walk as slow as possible. I guess I'm a naturally slow walker anyway, though.
Uh-oh, someone just put me in a position of responsibility! The day has suddenly turned sinister...
I'm a very fast walker. I usually end up about 7 meters ahead of anyone I'm walking with. . .
-Kazul
Well, duh, you've got dragon-length legs On 20 Nov 1998 22:06:31 GMT, [email] (SDROTH) wrote:
Uh-oh, someone just put me in a position of responsibility! The day has suddenly turned sinister...
Even among other dragons I'm fast. . .
-Kazul
SDROTH wrote:
Just out of interest, can you fly? And do you breath fire? I always thought that would be useful in a confrontation, just sneeze and set your opponent alight 'by accident'.
(Kazul glances at her back)
Wings? Check Not much drag? Check Wings strong enough? Check
I think so!
And do you
Been there, done that, got in trouble for setting my brother on fire.
-Kazul
On 20 Nov 1998 23:02:40 GMT, [email] (SDROTH) wrote:
Also been there, also done that.
Uh-oh, someone just put me in a position of responsibility! The day has suddenly turned sinister...
Kyle wrote:
I have also attempted to set light to my brother, but he escaped before I could do any serious damage. I made him eat mud once, though. That worked quite nicely.
SDROTH wrote:
Cool! How fast can you go?
You're welcome to set my brother on fire. Actually, I seem to remember you promised to eat him a while ago if I provided ketchup. Hmm. I guess you can cook him first - much healthier than eating him raw.
Let's just say not as fast a jet, faster than a bird.
It'll take awhile, I've got a *long* list of people to eat. . .
-Kazul
SDROTH wrote:
I'm very fast too, but when I'm walking home, it's usually with my friend who is an unbelievably fast walker. I have to almost run to keep up with her, and of course noone can keep up with me at my normal pace, so it gets kinda silly. Normally we're with some slower walkers, which means that they lag behind, I'm a few metres in front, and my other friend is rapidly disappearing from view.
"Nicolas P." wrote:
Huh. Well, I hate my life. I hate myself. I hate everyone else. (well, almost) But I try to be positive about things. :)
I hadn't noticed that. I know that large groups of people walk slower than individuals; I've never worked out why, though. Maybe it's 'cos the sort of people who are in large groups are too busy trying to light their cigarettes to go very fast.
On 18 Nov 1998 16:55:08 GMT, "Kyle" wrote:
Being the victim of a high school fruit-cup attack I can verify the truth of this statement. They had lids on them so it wasn't messy but those cups had some sharp edges.
My life would suck if I had a life. You see, i'm a UCB cyborg. My heart exploded about a month ago, that kind of sucked.
So were you the victim or were you forced to torment the poor student? My school put out industrial-sized salt shakers on an empty table in the middle of the cafeteria so the popular prank was to take the lid off and simply set back on top. The first person who tried to use it ended up with a pint of salt on their fries. Some people didn't seem to mind.
- Cops don't appreciate fish driving around. They frown on that. -Bill Hicks
Happydude wrote:
People just try to spit on you at my school. They lean out of the windows on the top floor and wait for people to walk underneath.
There isn't really a victim, it's usually more of an "everyone grab some salt and throw it at everyone else" type thing. Usually, most of it ends up on Carla, who's quite small and reacts hilariously to such situations. Plus, Andrew has a crush on her (I'm pretty certain, anyway) and he's usually in charge of who gets picked on.
We have those little packet things. Someone goes to buy some fries and returns with his/her pockets full of the things. Occasionally, someone is dared to try to eat all the salt out of one of them (there's a surprisingly large amount) but so far, noone has taken the challenge, which is just as well, seeing as how it'd almost certainly make you puke.
actuallly, people would commit suicide in medevil japan by eating a pound of salt.
Sorry to get back on the topic of ancient japanese suicide, but.. it just interests me.
CrtoonDude wrote:
Oh. I'll have to try that one tomorrow.
Where would you find out about such things? I mean, it's not exactly the sort of thing you study in history class, is it? Having said that, history class would be made infinitely more interesting if they put ancient japanese suicide on the GCSE syllabus...
Well, it's from that book of facts that i was using earlier.. another one you might find interesting... "A form of murder in ancient Japan was to take Tiger's wiskers, chop them up finely, and then pour them into a victim's beverage while they weren't looking. The wishers would cut into the victim's asophagus and throat when ingested. This would leave them to die slowly and painfully by many many internal wounds. Eventually, they would die of internal bleeding."
On 20 Nov 1998 01:14:16 GMT, [email] (CrtoonDude) wrote:
One suicide method I have read about that is neither ancient or Japanese is to get some of that razor wire you might see on a prison fence. Find a room to unravel it in and simply roll around in it until you bleed to death. If you want to take it one step further, find a source of high-voltage electricity and connect it to the razor wire. The electricity will cause your body to convulse and roll and get cut to shreds by the wire.
- Sometimes it helps if you just give him a name or something. Some how it makes it easier to take. if you just give it a name you can think of it as a friend and your doing it a favor or something. You pick it up and you say "Hi friend, hi bird. Your my friend and im puting you away now." -Big Black "Pigeon Kill"
Ugh.
Happydude wrote:
I don't think I'd do that, it sounds much too painful. <pause> This from the girl who cuts her own wrists with razorblades....
CrtoonDude wrote:
Cool! I'm gonna do that to someone.... just as soon as I get me a tiger.....
Kyle wrote:
We're not allowed out of school without a lunch pass, and there's nowhere to go anyways where there are none of the large groups of people like those you mentioned, so when I had noone to eat lunch with, I'd go in the Art room and pretend to be working, 'cos you can do that if you've got coursework. But currently I have some friends, so we all eat in there, because all of us take Art and it's much too cold to sit outside now. That's how you know when it's winter, the Art room fills up every lunch. Oh, yeah, and there's fries all over the floor in the afternoon. Nice.
Hehehe. Those are always fun. Learning about others' problems always makes me feel better about myself. :)
Probably. But that isn't how the song goes. :)
I saw an artificial heart on a TV documentary, and whoever was using it wouldn't have a pulse. Got to get one of those.
Shadowcloak [email] (NOT @aol) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/7252/
"Oh, no. The toilet is talking to me again." - Jane Lane
No.
She emailed me anti gay rhetoric and she helped create www.godhatesfags.com, thats enough right there.
The last hole I crawled into was that of your moms loose ass pussy.
BONER
On 13 Nov 1998 16:09:48 GMT, [email] (JMorris830) wrote:
Katherine is quite the busy college student now. That (and possibly other reasons) is why she closed down alt.lawndale.com.
Martin (to send E-mail, remove the "nospam" from my E-mail address) ---- Quinn: You kids know where Grandma's TV is. Go watch something educational. SSW: "Breast implants for chickens???" Quinn & Daria: Not that!!! ---- Visit Outpost Daria! http://www.concentric.net/~systech/daria
People say closed down. It's still up, what's with that?
-bryan
"Martin J. Pollard" wrote:
On Fri, 13 Nov 1998 21:03:39 -0500, Bryan Graham wrote:
She's not updating it anymore, and not going to update it anymore, according to her. Why it's still up is unknown... in fact, Katherine herself was surprised that it was still around.
(It's not that unusual, though. The web site of a friend of mine was still around six months after he had switched ISPs. Perhaps the ISP simply hasn't removed the site from their server. I'm speculating, of course...)
Martin (to send E-mail, remove the "nospam" from my E-mail address) ---- Quinn: You kids know where Grandma's TV is. Go watch something educational. SSW: "Breast implants for chickens???" Quinn & Daria: Not that!!! ---- Visit Outpost Daria! http://www.concentric.net/~systech/daria
I guess it's not uncommon either, seing that my account at an ISP took 2 years to delete my webpage from the server!!!
"Martin J. Pollard" wrote:
There's a lot of stuff on there should be protected, for when the site does go down. Could somebody get in touch with Katherine about having the fan fiction archived on another site?
Shadowcloak [email] (NOT @aol) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/7252/
"Oh, no. The toilet is talking to me again." - Jane Lane
In article , [email] (Shadoc64) wrote:
I want someone to save the fake web pages. They are absolute gems.
Good idea. I'm planning on setting up an Andrea page soon, so with Katherine's permission, I'd be happy to store Andrea's homepage.
Shadowcloak [email] (NOT @aol) http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/7252/
"Oh, no. The toilet is talking to me again." - Jane Lane
Shadoc64 wrote:
An Andrea page, huh? That'd be cool. I think Andrea should have a better part on the show, I like her.
I think you're too late. Last time I went to get some of Daria's links all the sites were 404. :-(
She's just too busy to update. On 13 Nov 1998 16:09:48 GMT, [email] (JMorris830) wrote:
Uh-oh, someone just put me in a position of responsibility! The day has suddenly turned sinister...