A healthy suggestion for November 2.

This is a Quad-posting (PPMB, SFMB, ATD, and The-N. However the last one will not have this line, in hopes of not getting deleted):

With the debates coming up, and the election looming over the darkened horizon, it can be very difficult to decide who to really vote for.

If you're a Republican and you enjoy bombing brown people overseas, Bush is your man.

If you're a Democrat and would like to see all of the Bulls**t end with Iraq and the Middle East (For awhile), Kerry is the way to go.

But what if you don't want to vote for George Bush nor John Kerry? George doesn't care about the lower or middle-class, but John Kerry doesn't seem to know where he stands on multiple issues (Maybe that will be answered once and for all tomorrow night, who knows?).

So what's an undecided to do?

First and foremost, make sure that you can make a write-in vote, and write the following for your vote:

Daria Morgendorffer.

She's a smart lady, knows what she's doing, has a firm grasp on politics, you could say she's very animated when it comes to the major issues. Plus she's never been involved in any major scandals. And besides, aren't we ready for a female President?

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Daria never involved in any major scandals? What about that little incident at the Lawndale Coffee Shop, where she incited a riot with her writings? Not forgetting her little fling with Tom, even though the condom wasn't neon. Yes, I know she says nothing happened, but you can't tell what occurred off-camera!

Besides, we in the UK have already suffered with a female leader, and it isn't always as good as it might sound. (Mind you, if it were a straight choice between Daria and Maggie, I'd take Daria every time!)

Personally, I still agree with Brewster - NONE OF THE ABOVE!

(And if you take any of the above seriously, you obviously didn't get the irony). ;)

Reese Kaine wrote on Wed 29 Sep 2004 03:17:11p:

We still have 3 more years before worryng about elections.

Daria has been involved in several scandals, remember all the racket that she and Jane did when Janes painting was modified, (I enjoyed how Mrs. Morgendorffer chewed up Ms. Lee)

<< Reese Kaine wrote on Wed 29 Sep 2004 03:17:11p:

She's also more intelligent than Bush (but then, so is my drink coaster) and way more animated than Kerry. ; D

However, there's one teensty problem: even write-in candidates for US President have to be at least 35 years old, right? I'll be more than happy to join the Misery Chick Party & vote for Ms. Morgendorffer in 2020 (she should be leagl age by then)!

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