The ultimate theory to "Daria's Sex Life"

S03E01 Daria!retroApr 23, 2003, 4:55 AM ET4 years later6 posts by 5 posters

6 posts

Ace TraxApr 23, 2003, 4:55 AM ET

I found this interesting theory in the Beavis and Butthead group.

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Jose *elephanto* Pendejo ([email])
Re: Daria's Sex Life
Newsgroups:alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
1998/04/14

Maybe Dariah saw an elephant naked, when she was a small child, and this scared her into thinking that men would be this size, and would hurt her if she was to be intimate with them. This could be why she is attracted to women only.

Jose "elephanto" Pendejo Jose's Casa De Los Elephantos

FirahApr 24, 2003, 2:03 AM ET↩ Ace Trax

In article , [email] says...

Ummmm, aren't elephants usually naked? Most of the ones I've seen have been, except for Babar.

Firah

Christopher MortonApr 24, 2003, 9:54 AM ET↩ Firah

On Thu, 24 Apr 2003 06:03:36 GMT, Firah wrote:

And Rosie O'Donnell... thank god.

ChikaMay 4, 2003, 9:44 PM ET↩ Christopher Morton

In article ,

Oh thanks a bundle! Now I'm gonna have nightmares... ;)

DaveMay 5, 2003, 9:56 PM ET↩ Chika

On Mon, 05 May 2003 02:44:56 +0100, Chika wrote:

Admit it, you want to be Rosie O'Donnell"s cutie patutie. You guys could hang around her house playing nude freeze tag and let her fling koosh balls at you, then you could feed her girlscout cookies while giving her a sponge bath. How's that for a nightmare ,eh?

Christopher MortonMay 5, 2003, 10:53 PM ET↩ Dave

On Tue, 06 May 2003 01:56:37 GMT, Dave wrote:

If I even dreamed ABOUT dreaming that, I'd put my Glock in my mouth and pull the trigger.