They need a rape episode before the series ends.

I want to see an episode where Daria and Quinn are both tortured and raped while walking home from school. I think Tom should be the rapist. Meanwhile Jane attempts to design come cover art for Trent, who in typical sitcom fashion is ultra fussy over it.

While Tom rapes Daria and Quinn he should be masked, he also pummels Quinn with a brick, causing her to lose her left eye. He would ritualistically sodomize Quinn and Daria for 3 days straight, but they would never know it was him. Every night he would fill a bathtub up with semen, blood, and dead animals, he would make them wrestle in it for his own crude enjoyment. When he was done he would just lock them in a dark closet where they would cry themselves to sleep. Eventually they are found, and Tom pretends to act all concerned and shit. Even creepier thing is that Helen invites Tom to stay over at the house since he's been so kind to the family after such a terrible incident. Helen notices something strange... by episodes end Tom is rightfully apprehended, killing two birds with one stone. First bird is kicking Tom off the show because he's a sucky ass rapist, second bird is doing a rape episode which is required for every sitcom.

I think the Daria writers are smart enough to make this type of shocking episode work.

Bernie

On Mon, 14 May 2001 06:36:22 -0700, Bernie wrote:

*plonk*

You *are* a disgusting asshole. Goodbye!

"Martin J. Pollard" wrote in message news:[email]...

True.

But you got to admit, as trolls go it's more creative than "Tom's got a mullet!"

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It only shows a taste in literature that might get him a comfy cell sharing with Gary Glitter and the like...

Hello you dumpy slut. I'm not advocating Quinn and Daria getting raped, it's pretty obvious that what Tom did was a bad thing.

Bernie

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Looks at title, looks at original posting, looks at name in header...

Nope. Bernard has lost it. It's BOFH's that are always right.

Look slut, where do I ever say rape is a good thing? You guys see the word and just freak out, I want to do a tasteful episode dealing with rape, not a glorification of it you vile, toothless manc whore.

Poseur.

Bernie

That is so noble of you.

Fascist pussy.

Bernie

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My goodness! You think, do you? I seriously doubt it.

If that were the case, it wouldn't just be Trent. The joke in this one is what MS would do, not just Trent. You missed a possible joke.

<snip> The central paragraph isn't worth the effort. It is too derivative of Bernie's own life experiences...

I think the Daria writers are smart enough to put that sort of suggestion in its correct setting. The round setting of a rubbish bin.

Have you got any meat left to beat?

Who or what is MS?

Yeah, I can't compete with selling my body for smack.

Wont your mom get pissed off that the Daria writers are throwing stuff in her home?

Is this you're smarmy, cunty little way of asking if I "want a date"?

Say no to whores.

Bernie

It's a testimony to the fact that I couldn't be bothered to type Mystic Spiral (or any spelling thereof) (or any other name they might think up).

Why would you want to do that?

Good gracious! I forget the last time I heard a "yo mama" insult! Excuse me while I flick the dust off it... it's a classic!

He don't know me too well, do he?

If you insist. OI BERNIE! NO!

The members of Mystik Spiral (besides Trent) are about the worst characters in all of Daria-dom. Trent went solo for his album you kidney pie swilling trollip.

Like mother like whore daughter.

You're not even really british you wannabee toothless bitch.

Bernie

Bernie wrote in message news:[email]...

The worst thing is the second part is almost normal.

Bernie wrote:

Okay, is there anybody who moderates this newsgroup? I think the guy doesn't deserve to be * on * this newsgroup! And I'm definitely willing to complain to anyone in charge!

Belle Book

On 15 May 2001 00:14:03 GMT, [email] (Belle Book) wrote:

Alas, this newsgroup is totally unmoderated (newsgroups come in two flavors: moderated or unmoderated, with nothing in between), plus the alt.* newsgroup hierarchy is akin to the Wild West: untamed, where you're totally on your own.

The only way to deal with trolls like Bernard here is the time-honored method: ignore him. If your newsreader has a "twit filter," put him in it and enjoy a Bernie-free newsfeed. Remember, the more we keep replying to and talking about his bullshit, the more we feed his need for attention. Deprive him of that, and like all trolls, he'll get tired of shouting in an empty room and will go elsewhere for fresh game.

Martin
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Very true. As a guilty trollbait here, I'll shut up now and stick the pillock in my filter. I do have, however, the enormous pleasure of knowing that whatever it is he thinks I am, I'm probably nothing of the sort, judging by some of his responses!

Martin J. Pollard wrote:

Easier said than done, but I'll do just that.

Belle Book

Baby.

Nazi in training.

Bernie

Belle Book wrote in message news:[email]...

doesn't

complain to

I think the newsgroup's public. Only thing is abuse reports, but that takes effort.

In article , Belle Book wrote:

His Usenet posting header does include a complaint address.

Score one for the nazi thought police.

Bernie

In article , [email] says...

In honor of all your wonderful story ideas, the Daria Cartoon Project decides to draw you into the last Daria episode.

     You're small, jumpy, with uncombed hair. Nobody can remember
your name right.  You wear white shirts with dirty cuffs.
Teachers make you sit in the back of their classrooms because you
smell like spoiled electricity. You see Daria and are smitten.
Daria won't give you the time of day.
     Kevin sees you and discovers that he makes really good
bully. He makes fun of what you look like and makes you do his
homework. Brittany thinks it's funny and gets off on the sadism,
but she secretly thinks you're cute. Kevin and Brittany have
really good sex after Kevin picks on you, so he starts picking on
you a lot.
     In the meantime the local TV station decides to do a story
on school violence and they come to Lawndale High with a camera
crew. They keep overlooking Kevin messing with you in the
background.
     Jane thinks it would be really funny to change cables on the
TV equipment. Daria thinks it would make a wonderful statement
about who really is bullying whom in that oppressive institution.
They switch the school mens' room security camera feed with the
TV tape jack.
     Completely frustrated personally, socially and sexually; you
see Daria down the hall and can't stand it. You go to the mens'
room and start to masturbate in a stall.  It is accidentally
broadcast live on TV. Daria sees it and doesn't understand what
you were doing or why you were saying her name while you were
doing it. Students in the school hallway applaud you when you
come out of the mens' room.
     Really angry; you go home. The TV crew moves to Ms. Balch's
science class. Just as Ms. Balch starts in on men again, you
burst through the door carrying your dad's hunting rifle. You
kill Kevin, Daria, and the whole camera crew. Brittany finally
stabs you with a scalpel in a jealous fit, because you never
noticed she was attracted to you.
    Ms. Balch says, "Men are pigs!!" and dies.
    Daria's last words are, "What was he doing on TV and why did
he blame it on me?"
    Tom is nowhere to be seen.

MTV breaks for a commercial block, including the nine hundredth 'Road Rules' commercial it has broadcast that day. They come back twelve minutes later to crawl the credits for 20 seconds. You can hear a pin drop.

This is why I prefer moderated message boards.

Oh, Bernie's the first true troll we've had on this board in a long time. Easy to ignore.

You hate freedom of speech.

You're no better then a fucking nazi.

You hate Jews and Blacks too? Or do you just stick to hating homosexuals like the other %99 of this sick NG.

Bernie

Bernie wrote in message news:[email]...

I hate jews and blacks, but then I hate blue eyed, blonde haired little bastids as well. I'm totally democratic, I hate everyone.

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Are you a BOFH then? :)

chika wrote in message news:[email]...

A what?

"Mark Whickman" wrote in :

Bastard Operator From Hell perhaps ?

Phill.

Phill Harvey-Smith wrote in message news:[email]...

Unfortunately I'm an aetheist. But I could be, I just couldn't believe it.

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BOFH - "Bastard Operator from Hell" An expression made famous by the writings of one Simon Travaglia. If you ever get a chance to read one of his BOFH stories, go for it! They are brilliant! :)

chika wrote in message news:[email]...

Never heard of him unfortunately.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/30/18812.html

wrote in message news:[email]...

of

My poor head. Never drink waggledance midday, it's painful.

*thud*

To all in ATD:

You Have Been Trolled. You Have Lost. Have A Nice Day.

Really folks, trolls and crapflooders deserve only silence in response to their lameness.

MK-H http://www.lawndale-commons.com

PS: I apologize for "So Turns The Wheel." Really, I do. This crap's gone WAY out of hand.

[email] (MsGeek) wrote in :

Agreed.

Really ? the troll seems to have gone away, I would have considdered this to be a 'victory' on our part.

Well *IF* you can trace them to a specific account/ISP the I'm in favor of reporting them to that ISP's abuse people, as they are probably in violation of that ISPs terms of service.

Sorry I'm no ostrich ! :)

Dunno, that's one I have not read.

Phill.

Bernie wrote in :

No, there is freedom of speech and then there's what you are taling about anarchy.

No, Al said *HE* prefered moderated boards, *HE* ddin't try and say that he wished to stop *YOU* expressing your freedom of speech. Oh and BTW freedom of speech doesn't garantee that people will listen, as we also have the freedom of igonorance too :)

And you have proof of that ? Watch it freedom of speech also gives people the freedom to sue your ass if you mis-represent them, which cirtainly talking for the majority of this grop I think you probably are.

Oh and just one small point, there is *NO* country on this plannet where you have true freedom of speech (well maybe an isolated island with a population of 1).

Phill.

Phill Harvey-Smith wrote in message news:[email]...

Or a padded cell.