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Daria: Huh, I guess the hurting can stop...eventually.
Trent: Um, what is that caveman doing in the Tank?
[Caveman Bill runs over his partner/antagonist, Scooter, at least 20 times]
Daria: Making the world safe for democracy?
[Jane notices the caveman stop the van and rummage around in the back]
Jane: Uh, Trent, you don't happen to have a chainsaw in there, do you?
Trent: No...
**BOOM!!!**
Trent: ...I have a rocket launcher, though.
Jane: Okay, I'm just going to hide the fertilizer until he calms down.
Daria: Just watch out for that falling anvil.
Jane: What anvil?
*KLANG!!*
Brittany: Ouch-ooooh!!
Jane (head in her hand): I had to ask.
Daria: At least it didn't hurt anything important.
Brittany: Hey, suddenly everything makes sense.
Jane: Should we be worried?
Daria: Only if you're head turns into cottage cheese.
Jane: Is that before or after we burst into flames?
[A roadrunner and coyote enter the scene] [with the latter getting blown up by a stray rocket] [The roadrunner flicks his tongue at his pursuer, goes 'meep-meep'] [and zips out of frame, leaving the coyote to crumble into ash]
Daria: I don't even wanna know.