ACCKKKKK!!!!!!

Warning: This has no real topic, or, indeed, a reason for existance. I just needed to rant.

First: Yes, you are *not* seeing things, (Well, I can't actually be sure of that, but if you're seeing headless flying chickens and the like, it's not *my* fault. . .) I'm really back. I'd rather not go into the reasons behind my unexplicable exile, other than these five words: you don't want to know. Second: For the same reasons I'm not telling, I missed the first few new Darias!!! Curses!!! *Now* I'm gonna have to wait 'till they get rerun again. . . *Stomps foot and pouts*

-Kazul etc. etc. etc. etc.

Kazul? The dragon? That sounds vaguely familiar...

On Mon, 15 Mar 1999 18:38:14 GMT, Kazul wrote:

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Kyle

I saw the best mind of my generation. I was looking into a mirror at the time.

Cubs Win! Cubs Win! The Good Lord wants the Cubs to win!

On 15 Mar 1999 22:10:44 GMT, [email] (Kyle) wrote:

How can you forget Kazul? She was going to eat Alli's brother and (literally) flame the trolls. Maybe if she has some free time she could fly over to my ISP and get them to finally fix their news server. They seem to ignore requests from humans.

Welcome back, Kazul!

On 15 Mar 1999 22:32:18 GMT, [email] (Happydude) wrote:

Happydude? I know someone named Happydude, from some internet place.

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Kyle

I saw the best mind of my generation. I was looking into a mirror at the time.

Cubs Win! Cubs Win! The Good Lord wants the Cubs to win!

Happydude wrote:

Yeah, what happened to that, Kazul? :) I tell you, I'm so fed up with him I've been considering devouring the kid myself, and I'm an anorexic.....

Welcome back, yeah!

Good, it'll put some meat on your bones! But remember, don't eat the feet!

-Kazul etc. etc. etc. etc.

Kazul wrote:

I was going to mention that I couldn't eat him anyway because I'm a vegetarian, but then I remembered that vegetarians can eat vegetables.... :)

....Ewww....

Exactly.

Well, some of you two-leggeders do. . . To insure you do it right:

Dragon Secret Recipe for Human Flank Steak

Kill human, remove flank and skin it, (Humans are hairy.) Marinate 1 flank steak for at least 2 hours in:

1/2 c. soy sauce 2 1/2 T. brown sugar 2 T. lemon juice 1 tsp. ground ginger 1/2 tsp. garlic salt

Roast with breath, or, should you not be a fire-breather, find the nearest griffen to do it for you, for approximately 8-10 minutes on each side. Serves one.

(What, me, sick minded? However did you get such an absurd idea?)

-Kazul etc. etc. etc. etc.

Carrots, Kyle, I've not been gone *that* long!

-Kazul etc. etc. etc. etc.

sure of

YAAAAAAAAAY, Kazul's here! we missed you! man, you missed alot.. in fact, unless you've been lurking the past month or so, you missed this big voting thing.. online polls and such.. flaming on ATD. actually, it's probably best if you don't find out about it. anyway, welcome back! --- ~Po

"Don't feel bad about not feeling good." ~TME

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Thank ya, thank ya! And no, I probably don't, I've had *enough* trouble at alt.fan.tolkien, don't need *more*!

-Kazul etc. etc. etc. etc.

Check out the a.f.t. e-zine at http://members.xoom.com/Naskha/

Kazul wrote:

Yay!! I thought you'd abandoned us for good, or something.... But anyway....Yay!! :)

Erm, OK. If it's unexplicable, how could you go into the reasons behind it? They're inexplicable... :)

They haven't shown them at all over here. >:(

just

Yup, I'm back to spread illogic and off-topicness to all you lucky girls, boys, and whatevers. . .

Fine, *BE* a nitpicker!!!!!! *grin*

True enough, but *you'll* get to see them on time, not as *grits teeth* RERUNS. . .

"All that's sweet is planning to eat you."

-Kazul etc. etc. etc. etc.

Kazul wrote:

Hehehe, I'd taken over that position in your absence. :) Mind you, I never was one for logic or on-topic posting before you left. :)

At least you get reruns! :)

Oh no, not this again... :)

On Tue, 16 Mar 1999 00:30:08 +0000, "endless, nameless" wrote:

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Kyle

I saw the best mind of my generation. I was looking into a mirror at the time.

Cubs Win! Cubs Win! The Good Lord wants the Cubs to win!

Kazul wrote in message ...

No, it's the P&TB fans pumping gas through the walls again. <g>

Welcome back!

Well, I hope you get on well with your probation officer now you're out. ;:-)

again.

I guess the bigger prisoners wanted something else. <g>

You should never have toasted those people who were talking through the movie. Still, at least your lawyer managed to get it down to actual bodily harm by the brilliant defence that you'd just had a curry and thought you were only burping. What were the conditions like in the State Dragon Penitentiary?

Martin.

Kazul!!! I missed ya, really I did. No, seriously. I mean it! Really! Actually, I did. Welcome back :-)

-Mindy the Sleep-Deprived Undercultured Sigless Ugly American Teenager