In my fanfic Cynicballs (Which is a shameless Spaceballs rip-off) , which can be found on: http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=38
There is this surreal dialog, of which I am very proud:
******************************************************* MISTRESS DARK QUINN : Hmm. I am curious. How many Daria fanfics are on the net?
CORPORAL TED : There are 18'565.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN : And Quinn fanfics?
CORPORAL TED : Ehem..... One.
MISTRESS DARK QUINN : EWW! And what is that for a story?
CORPORAL TED : It is called: "To Get Her Together" (reads from the screen) When Quinn and Stacy become aware of their feeling to each other, they have to face the hostility and the bigotry of their environment, after they have confess their love to each other in front of their families...
MISTRESS DARK QUINN : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! THESE FILTHY SICK INTERNET PERVERTS!!!!! EWWW! I need a shower.
(Quinn runs out the door.)
COLONEL STACY : EEP! Yes Quinn, I need a shower too. (Stacy follow Quinn out the door, she stops turn around and says to the crew) In my room on the other side of the ship of course.
(As soon both are gone. The Three J's eagerly place themselves in front of the monitor. The rest of the crew lock into the internet, except Ted. He sits aside, looking very puzzled.)
CORPORAL TED : I don't understand this, how can somebody write a story about Quinn and Stacy falling in love with each other? They are both GIRLS!!! *******************************************************
The last line explains everything. :-)