To the person who sent me those two rude greeting cards (going by the name of "Jennifer"):
I didn't send you any junk-mail. I don't spam, and I don't send out my materials unless specifically asked, or you own a corresponding fanfic archive. I've already blocked the address of the card company in question, so sending them is futile. Of course, you didn't leave an e-mail address so that I could reply to you, proving just how chicken-shit you really are.
As for anyone who may be hacking into my e-mail and sending the aforementioned junk-mail through my server, I've changed my password, and if it continues, I'll report you to the servers. Have a nice day.