This morning as I was driving to school I was stoped at an intersection when what pulls up beside me other than the SUV convoy of the local deadhead punk rock radio station.
Now due to the warm weather and my car being wrecked by an idiot who backed an delivery truck into effectivly totaling it I decided to drive my fathers Mustang.
Well here I am at the intersection minding my own business when this redard hanging out the side of the SUV sticks a microphone in my face shouting at me
I eventaully gathered that I was;
a: Live On The Radio b: Pissed Off c: Me
So I shouted back "(name of radio station) plays worthless s--t now get the f--k out of my face" seeing no traffic comming I went through the intersection.
So I am driving along listining to my brit pop CD's station thinking what a f--king retard that guy was, stoped at another intersection the SUV convoy has caught up and there is one on each side of me. With an ass hanging out each window (yeah, real professional guys).
Now by this point I am going Jake, intent on loosing the idiots I turned onto a side street, longer and I would be late but I was about to experiance 3rd degree road rage.
So, I finally arrive at school, I didn't notice the 2 Radio Station SUV's Entering though the stage door as to dodge the attendance monitor and Mrs.Lee,
Walking though the deserted hallways to my homeroom I wonder what is going on when I hear screaming from the direction of the gym, I then remember there was a pep-rally today for the graduating athletes, delightful.
I enter the darkened gym and find my clique.
Now, remember I goto an academic matric school, The jocks are looked down on, they are only here because they need "Flexable Schedualing"
On the floor you have the football and soccer teams, their equally idiotic coaches and a guy with orange hair and a guy with green hair, the same idiot who had been haning out the side of the SUV along with some women who look functionally braindead throwing around radio station T-Shirts, water bottles, frisbies ect.
Now here is the best part, these retards are going to be brodcasting live two afternoon's a week till the end of June. Live from my high school!
The Princial Mrs.Lee (not Li) must be a total psycho or a huge Daria fan who wants to emulate everything the celeuloid Ms.Li does.
Oh Yeah, I should mention the school uniforms have been scraped till next year, apprently they wern't available in a large enough quanity.
God I wish I didn't skip an entire school year, then I would be graduating this year, then I wouldn't have to wear the Rupert stlye uniform!.
Oh God,
Where would I be without Daria