MTV's plans

Nov 19, 2001, 6:33 PM ET15 posts by 10 posters
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MMan37x

MTV is planning to broadcast in ....

Afghanistan?

http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/19/gen.television.mtv.reut/index.html

Does this mean Afghanis will get to see Daria, while we can't in the USA?

<Tiffany>

Burqas are sooo wroonngg.

</Tiffany>

M Man

Steve CrossMMan37x

<Barch>

I can see some advantages in wearing a burqa. If you gain a few pounds, who's gonna know? But I wouldn't THINK of making them mandatory, like those sexist Taliban MALES did!

</Barch>

Steve Cross

MMan37xSteve Cross

Yeah, Afghanistan's one place that could use a good dose of Janet Barch. Although it appears that, in Kabul at least, plenty of people have discarded much of the Taliban mentality enthusiastically and without much prompting.

MTV in Afghanistan? Road Rules Afghanistan? Spring Break in Kabul? Beavis and Butthead Do Afghanistan? Daria: Is It Ramadan Yet? The possibilities boggle ....

M Man

Jordan S. BassiorMMan37x

M Man said:

"Ok, now for this task we have to give Osama Bin Laden a strip-tease show ..."

Sincerely Yours, Jordan --
Christopher MortonJordan S. Bassior

On 21 Nov 2001 00:07:25 GMT, [email] (Jordan S. Bassior) wrote:

Osama Bin Laden needs to BE a strip-tease show, Clive Barker style.

Now where did I leave that cheese grater....

What's the difference between a pacifist and a flagellant? The flagellent only wants to punish himself.
Daniel DeyMMan37x

who's

sexist

discarded

I was just thinking this myself a few days ago. When we were having those discussions on what other cartoon characters could do to Osama bin Laden on the PPMB, we had a ball with what Daria would do. Ms. Barch vs. bin Laden would be a much better scene.

D. T. Dey

Michelle Klein-HassDaniel Dey

In article , "Daniel Dey" wrote:

RAMBARCH!!!!!!!
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Daniel DeyDaniel Dey

"Belle Book" wrote in message news:[email]...

on

I believe the Paperpusher removed it. The general board was exceeding 2800 messages. Luckily, I saved the thread.

she

If the Celebrity Deathmatch board is still at MTV.com, I might change my vote from Mayor Giuliani vs. Osama bin Laden, and request that instead.

Belle BookDaniel Dey

Daniel Dey wrote:

Why don't you send it to me via e-mail sometime? Just do it before Saturday, please. Starting Saturday, I won't be online for a whole week! I'm off to Walt Disney World with my family.

I hope the board is still on. I'd definitely vote for Ms. Barch vs. Osama bin Laden (and Al-Queda, too)!

Belle Book

Jonathan SachsMMan37x

If that's the picture I saw, it was an Afghani movie about the Soviet-Afghan war.

Harry Potter probably would have made much sense, but perhaps they would have preferred something a little more in the escapist line. I doubt the people showing the movie had much to choose from...

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Frederic G. MARANDJonathan Sachs

Apparently Afghanis are rushing to Indian movies they had prior to the taliban takeover. We saw some excerpts on TV, and the reporters commented on these indian movies, which were apparently the dominant taste before the taliban era. Maybe the US invasion/freeing of Afghanistan will turn them other to Hollywood productions ?

Regarding women, you have to remember something rather strange: there have been women ruling muslim countries. Benazir Bhutto was one of them, just a few years ago (Pakistan). One in Indonesia, too, IIRC. Not even counting Indira in India, but India has one of the world's largest muslim population, although it's not a majority of the population.

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Daniel DeyMMan37x

possibilities:

to

running

:-D

I can almost imagine her punching and kicking the TV set if she watches that CNN footage of the "decency police" (or whatever they're called) whipping women for having their burqas ride up. Imagine what she'd do to them if she was actaully there when it happened.

D. T. Dey

Belle BookDaniel Dey

Daniel Dey wrote:

Oh, I can imagine --

Ms. Barch happens to be in a crowd that witnesses the decency police whip a woman for having her burqa ride up. Immediately, she steps from the crowd, approaches the decency police, and yells "Prepare to die, you men!"

The decency police immediately see that she's not "decently" dressed, and prepare to arrest her, when they discover what many men have discovered to their eternal regret -- that Ms. Barch is a tigress! Needless to say, the decency police are sent scattering in panic! And Daria and Jane, who happen to be with her, wind up taking pictures of the whole scene!

Then the Taliban comes to take on Ms. Barch, with the same lamentable results -- and more picture-taking on the part of Daria and Jane. Then maybe Osama bin Laden himself tries to take on Ms. Barch, and she beats the socks off of him! I love just thinking about it!

Belle Book

Michelle Klein-HassMMan37x

In article , [email] (MMan37x) wrote:

This is actually cool. I hope they DO translate "Daria" into Pushtu, because there's a whole generation of young girls there who need a strong female role model. All together girls..."Sarcasm. It's a great way to deal."

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