I can see some advantages in wearing a burqa. If you gain a few pounds, who's gonna know? But I wouldn't THINK of making them mandatory, like those sexist Taliban MALES did!
Yeah, Afghanistan's one place that could use a good dose of Janet Barch. Although it appears that, in Kabul at least, plenty of people have discarded much of the Taliban mentality enthusiastically and without much prompting.
MTV in Afghanistan? Road Rules Afghanistan? Spring Break in Kabul? Beavis and Butthead Do Afghanistan? Daria: Is It Ramadan Yet? The possibilities boggle ....
I was just thinking this myself a few days ago. When we were having those discussions on what other cartoon characters could do to Osama bin Laden on the PPMB, we had a ball with what Daria would do. Ms. Barch vs. bin Laden would be a much better scene.
Why don't you send it to me via e-mail sometime? Just do it before Saturday, please. Starting Saturday, I won't be online for a whole week! I'm off to Walt Disney World with my family.
I hope the board is still on. I'd definitely vote for Ms. Barch vs. Osama bin Laden (and Al-Queda, too)!
If that's the picture I saw, it was an Afghani movie about the Soviet-Afghan war.
Harry Potter probably would have made much sense, but perhaps they would have preferred something a little more in the escapist line. I doubt the people showing the movie had much to choose from...
Apparently Afghanis are rushing to Indian movies they had prior to the taliban takeover. We saw some excerpts on TV, and the reporters commented on these indian movies, which were apparently the dominant taste before the taliban era. Maybe the US invasion/freeing of Afghanistan will turn them other to Hollywood productions ?
Regarding women, you have to remember something rather strange: there have been women ruling muslim countries. Benazir Bhutto was one of them, just a few years ago (Pakistan). One in Indonesia, too, IIRC. Not even counting Indira in India, but India has one of the world's largest muslim population, although it's not a majority of the population.
I can almost imagine her punching and kicking the TV set if she watches that CNN footage of the "decency police" (or whatever they're called) whipping women for having their burqas ride up. Imagine what she'd do to them if she was actaully there when it happened.
Ms. Barch happens to be in a crowd that witnesses the decency police whip a woman for having her burqa ride up. Immediately, she steps from the crowd, approaches the decency police, and yells "Prepare to die, you men!"
The decency police immediately see that she's not "decently" dressed, and prepare to arrest her, when they discover what many men have discovered to their eternal regret -- that Ms. Barch is a tigress! Needless to say, the decency police are sent scattering in panic! And Daria and Jane, who happen to be with her, wind up taking pictures of the whole scene!
Then the Taliban comes to take on Ms. Barch, with the same lamentable results -- and more picture-taking on the part of Daria and Jane. Then maybe Osama bin Laden himself tries to take on Ms. Barch, and she beats the socks off of him! I love just thinking about it!
This is actually cool. I hope they DO translate "Daria" into Pushtu, because there's a whole generation of young girls there who need a strong female role model. All together girls..."Sarcasm. It's a great way to deal."