what would YOU get daria?

i had a dream last night.. hanging out with trent and jane at a bookstore, looking for a gift for daria's birthday. very odd. should i be concerned that i dream about cartoon characters? anyway, this raises an interesting and fun question.. say it's daria's birthday, and you HAD to get her a gift... what would it be? --- ~Po

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On 9 Jun 1999 00:18:39 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from [email] (CrtoonDude), and it said:

Sounds like a fun one to me. IMO, so long as you're not bothered when you wake up, any dream is okay. I once had a dream that Peter Pan (from Fox's "Peter Pan and the Pirates") taught me how to fly. It was my first flying dream, and I've had a good number more since then.

Easily, I get her that book I've been bugging her to try reading... (probably Magician: Apprentice, if she's never read it, which wouldn't surprise me one bit) and probably annoy the hell out of her in the process. ;p

[email] (Tarvok) wrote:

BTW, your neighbors wanted me to tell you-- those weren't dreams. ;-)

An OED, of course. ;-)

awake again, rich.

Quinn: I can't be a brain! My friends will hate me!

On Wed, 09 Jun 1999 04:46:01 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from [email] (paperpusher), and it said:

Hell yeah! I've always wanted to be able to do that in real life. :D

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Check these out: http://www.beapilot.com/ http://www.aopa.org/learntofly/

No, it's not quite the same as fairy dust, and it costs a bit more, but it's very nearly as satisfying. More really, because it's real. It's not for everyone, but I think everyone owes it to themselves to determine if it's right for them or not. It will change your life in countless ways.

Of course I've dreamed about Daria too. And women in general. But then I've also awakened with a start and realized I'd been dreaming about integrals as well.

Probably an ultra-voiolent computer game think "Quake/Quake2/Half Life/Unreal" after all we know she wants "Canibal Frag Fest" hehehe if I had time on my hands I'd do what a group of my friends did with Doom a couple of years ago and put people like Quinn, Kevin, Upchuck's faces on the monsters.....

Phill.

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Phill Harvey-Smith wrote:

THAT would be cool... I'd like to do something like that with Duke Nukem.... design a four-player co-op level make Daria, Jane, Trent and Jesse the good guys, they're after everyone else in Lawndale....

"Look Daria, there's Sandi..." Daria fires her RPG.... Huh huh huh.... WASTED!

Meanwhile, Jane is firing her chaingun at Quinn......

Trent blows DeMartino away with the Devastator while Jesse sets laser tripbombs to protect the rear.....

Hmmm definite possibilities there..... now if I only had a decent level editor for Duke.....

Marty Skywarn Storm Spotter KCB009

Well I have some Bots (computer generated players that play like they where real people, for practicing deathmatch with), that are named after some of the Lawndale people (Daria, Jane, Quinn, Trent & Upchuck), now if only I could find some appropreate skins for them it would be cool....humm this has posibilities the alt.fan.daria Quake2 mod heheh I suppose it would be reasonably on topic to include Beavis & Butthead as well :-)

Phill.

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I've made a cartoon depicting one of the suggestions of what to get Daria as a present.... you can see it on my TV update page, <URL: http://www.xerez.demon.co.uk/TVupdate.html> and also on a link from my main Daria page.

-Shez.

It's WONDERFUL!!! I haven't laughed so hard in weeks! Thanks, Shez!

Jess "Morgendorfer"

Daria: Do you believe everything adults tell you? Gupty Kids: Yes Daria: What if 2 adults tell you totally opposite things?

Tsk, enthusiasm. Get off our newsgroup. ;)

On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 00:54:12 +0100, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from "endless, nameless" , and it said:

Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone who writes with nearly insane levels of enthusiasm from time to time on this newsgroup. ;)

*sardonic grin* Sorry I'm so damn happy. It's like a disease. I see something funny, I laugh. Pretty weird, huh? I'm sure others have this shameful condition. I wonder if there are support groups for this...? <LOL>

Jess "Morgendorfer"

Daria: Do you believe everything adults tell you? Gupty Kids: Yes Daria: What if 2 adults tell you totally opposite things?

Thanks. You realise of course that it is in fact a sneak preview of "Lane Miserables, which has a steamy sex scene between Daria & Trent. Quite amazing that C5 didn't edit it out actually...

-Shez.

Shez wrote:

Hey! Spoiler foul! ;-)

rich

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Talking of Lane Mis. - I looked forward to it all week. then fell asleep at 4pm. for 3 hours. sigh. Oh and my sarra J-17 still hasn't arrived :( oh well.

On Tue, 15 Jun 1999 21:04:00 GMT, [email] (paperpusher) wrote:

More like a foul spoiler. ^_~

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I'd get her the one thing we all know she wants...Trent.

If I could, I'd give her a day with unusual occurances. Some would be:

Quinn would introduce Daria as her *sister* not just some girl who's last name also is Morgendorffer.

Daria will be able to have an entire day without an inane question from Kevin.

She'll witness Sandi's total social humiliation (maybe she shows up at school wearing a muu-muu ).

Upchuck will be courteous and refrain from using fiesty.

And one last possibility, Trent will ask her out for pizza. Of course, he'd probably have to borrow money from Jane (does he get paid for his Mystik Spril gigs?) and just getting him out of a deep sleep is unusual... but, hey, it's Daria's birthday!

Robyn

Robyn, I think that's more like a nightmare for Daria. Ok that trent part is ok but the rest.....

I think she knows to make good use of one of thows memo recorder thingies. She shure gone bug Quinn with it.. (wich reminds me to go sample same Daria sounds for windows when I get back home frome hospital (with a little luck next saterday...)) than again, I'm a goth and I'm not that sure she'd exept me. Than again, she exept's jane...

Andrea

It would have to be the muu-muu of that large heaving woman who showed up in the Charity Clothes drive and also the episode with the flea market.

Erin

Errrm... what's a muu-muu?

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A shapeless article of clothing. Mrs Johansen(? The "large heaving woman") wore a muu-muu.

What are the origins of the muu-muu anyway? It's not Hawaiian is it?

Bear wrote:

Gallagher says it best.... (it's probably not exactly right but that's basically what he says)

".... the square half-acre.... this is what a woman wears when she's tired of trying to make it fit her shape and just sews along the edges..."

Sorry, SOMEBODY had to say it... after looking at Mrs. Johansen though, you have to admit he has a point though.

Marty Skywarn Storm Spotter KCB009

On 9 Jun 1999 02:49:40 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from [email] (Bodie37), and it said:

I think that's really the sort of thing one prefers to pick out themselves... ;)

lol. I wish I had a friend like you. DeVitoFreq (Christina) "Oh Daria,don't be shy.Show me your boobs"--Jane("Too Cute"),"I can't shoot my own mother.Not with paint,anyway."--Daria("The Daria Hunter"),"I'm not miserable,I'm just not like *them*"--Daria("The Misery Chick")

A nuclear warhead.

Dagny- cynic, general loony

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A trenchcoat.

-Shez.

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A board swap for her Mac Quadra 800 or 840...it is unmistakeable that this is the computer she has in her bookcase. (Check "Daria Dance Party" if you don't believe me!) Kick it up to an 8100 at least, or an 8500 at best. Daria indeed Thinks Different.

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I would get her a hole in my navel. <grin> Jess "Morgendorfer"

Daria: Do you believe everything adults tell you? Gupty Kids: Yes Daria: What if 2 adults tell you totally opposite things?

On the mountaintop, [email] (CrtoonDude) spake thusly:

A little toy guillotine, for chopping off Kevin and Quinn's fingers when she gets REALLY annoyed. "Wanna see a magic trick? Put your finger right there, and I'll make it disappear."

-Mindy

It would have to be that pony she's always asking for. (See Gifted.)

Sarra

"I don't think that's how you spell uvula"

Improved self-confidence. "All the Universe or Nothingness ... that is the question. Which shall it be?" (H. G. Wells)