Mart is a troll

Anyone who is interested, take a look at yahoo/groups/Johannine-literature. I've really upset some people.

******Martin Edwards.******

Come on! Nobody's gonna drive that lousy freeway when you can take the Red Car for a nickel.

-Eddy Valiant

On Thu, 6 Feb 2003 18:49:21 +0000 (UTC), [email] (Martin Edwards) wrote:

Sorry, wrong group.

******Martin Edwards.******

Come on! Nobody's gonna drive that lousy freeway when you can take the Red Car for a nickel.

-Eddy Valiant

On Fri, 7 Feb 2003 18:56:51 +0000 (UTC), [email] (Martin Edwards) wrote:

And here I thought it was just a cleverly-concealed message saying 'I love Daria' in a secret code.

On Fri, 07 Feb 2003 20:07:21 +0000 (GMT), chika wrote:

Leave Sandy out of this!

(Shit, I hope I picked the right name ... Sandy is the evil one, Tiffany is the slow one, and Stacy is the cute ponytailed one, right?)

Hw�t! We have heard of the glory of Sean Carroll that wrote news:[email], on the day of 07 Feb 2003:

Her name is spelled Sandi, and while she may be evil, you're talking about the woman I love!

(Sandi: Just what I needed, the love of a paunchy middle-aged geek.

Tiffany: That is soooo wrong.

Stacy: Ohmigod, this is like that time the substitute teacher got fired for stroking Tiffany's hair!

Quinn, Sandi, and Tiffany: Ewww!)

Seriously, while it didn't take me long to get the Fashion Club names straight, I still have to stop and think before I can remember which one's Jamie, Joey or Jeffy. ^_^

-Mark Steese

On 8 Feb 2003 02:54:36 GMT, [email] (Mark Steese) wrote:

And I thought *I* was a weirdo. ;)

Yeah, I know what you mean. It doesn't help that JJJ are never even more than a metre away from one another. ;P

[email] (Mark Steese) wrote in news:[email]:

Jamie White - the blond one, low voice Jeffy - the red-haired one. He know how to kill a squirrel Joey - the dark-haired one.

I didn't learn any of this until "One J at a Time," which is still one of my favorite eps.

Steve Cross

Huh? What is "uncute" about her?

Slower than that ...

M Man

On Sat, 08 Feb 2003 00:38:14 +0000 (GMT), chika wrote:

Well, by 'cute' I meant something like, 'at least she's cuter than Sandi Superbitch and Tongue-Tied Tiffany'. The only characters I really would want to bang are Daria and Quinn ... and maybe Trent.

Sean Carroll wrote in news:[email]:

It's not a ponytail. Stacey has two braids. That's been her hairstyle since the beginning of the series. And yes, I do find her quite cute.

Steve Cross

On Sun, 09 Feb 2003 00:27:18 GMT, Steve Cross wrote:

D'oh! I never thought of the word for it, I just saw these two things and they were 'ponytails' in my mind, because that's what you call them when you have one and it's in the back. It didn't even occur to me there would be another term.

In case you couldn't tell, I am *not* a prospective Fashion Club member.

On Sun, 09 Feb 2003 13:32:08 +0000 (GMT), chika wrote:

Well. Now, we've got everyone pretty much nailed down on which of the various guys and girls of Lawndale set their own hearts a-flutter. ;)

I'm starting to feel boring because I'm *sniff* unimaginative enough to love the MAIN CHARACTER more than any of the others! *sobs* I'm a shameless addict to Daria's wan smile and I'm PROUD, dammit!! PROUD!!! And I'm usually a supporting-character-lover!!!

Uh. Where was I? Pardon my perverted, intense lust for a particular pattern of ink on a piece of paper arranged to look like a flat girl with glasses. It won't bite you as long as you don't try to feed it.

On Sun, 09 Feb 2003 14:24:50 +0000 (GMT), chika wrote:

Join the club. Before Daria, back in the mists of my first days as an Internet TV-fan with no life, I was obsessed with Dana Scully, the ultimate 'brainy woman' (I won't say 'girl' because I'm a women's-libber). Of course, I have a thing for redheads all unto its own, which is the only reason why I wouldn't run screaming from Quinn if she hit on me. ;)

Of course, I'm horny and desperate enough that I can usually find *someone* to drool over in any group of more than 1 people of any gender, but it takes something special to hit me in the heart, as opposed to the glands -- like the ability to properly use the word 'supercilious' in a sentence and a preference for dark, simplistic clothes. ;)

On Fri, 07 Feb 2003 15:01:27 -0500, Sean Carroll wrote:

No, I love Jane.

******Martin Edwards.******

Come on! Nobody's gonna drive that lousy freeway when you can take the Red Car for a nickel.

-Eddy Valiant

On Sat, 8 Feb 2003 17:40:15 +0000 (UTC), [email] (Martin Edwards) wrote:

She's a bit tall and non-glasses-wearing for my taste, although I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.