a dragon's diet

So... is there something about female virgins that dragons preferfor some reason? do they taste sweeter?

Actually, dragons don't like female virgins anymore than anybody else. We don't *eat* young girls, we use them for our princesses, (Note: Dragon princesses are actually very well taken care of, and, in fact, most of them benefit greatly from it. Also, they are actually rarely princesses, mostly we take in peasants) The whole virgin thing is a lie started by those annoying knights.

-Kazul

SDROTH wrote:

So, what do you actually *do* with your princesses/peasant girls if you don't eat them?

We have them wait on us. Of course, we *pay* them for it. . . .

-Kazul

SDROTH wrote:

Why don't you just employ a waitress? :)

Watch "Road Worrier". You think we want something like *that* in our caves?

-Kazul

SDROTH wrote:

Do female dragons take on princes/peasant boys instead? Are there female dragons, even?

You remember a while ago I posted about my childhood hatred of Barbie? Well, this is another thing I always hated: fairy stories; the poor damsel in distress, calling out for the knight in shining armour to rescue her! I always wanted the princess to escape by herself and kick the knight's butt. Oh, yeah, and I always liked the dragons. I thought they should have eaten the knights.

Nah, we stick to princesses/peasant girls. Don't mess with tradition. . .

Of course!! How *else* would I be here?? I'm female!!!

It happens, believe it or not. My grandmother's ex-princess, Cimorene, (Now queen of the Enchanted Forest) fought one or two of the knights who bothered her.

Oh, yeah, and I always liked the dragons.

We do!

-Kazul

THIS is why I hate the internet, I just assumed you were male.

Of course, Kazul sounds rather masculine.

SDROTH wrote in article ...

(Smirk) It does, doesn't it. But then, you lot haven't heard my full name. . . Anyway, in the culture of the Dragons, there are few things that are defined "male". King, for example, is just a title, kings can be male.

-Kazul

(note: I meant, "kings can be *female*" Sorry about that.)

-Kazul

SDROTH wrote:

Oops. That's the problem with the internet. You can't tell who's male and who's female. :)

Good for her!

What, armour and everything?

"endless, nameless" wrote:

Think "Lobster".:)

Len Pitre wrote:

Or the crunchy frog off Monty Python's Flying Circus, I guess. "What, bones and everything?" "Of course! Otherwise it wouldn't be crunchy!"

"endless, nameless" wrote:

Ah, yes. I loved those old Monty Python shows. I especially loved that sketch about Spam, even before I was on the Internet (which has its own brand of spam, as we all know....).

Len.

I doubt sticking out one's foot to trip your knight in rusty armor counts as "fighting."

(digging around for feverfew...)

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Actually, she went at one with a sword. . . it's not in the books, of course. . .

As long as you don't pull any dragonsbane. . . .

-Kazul

That is such a 90's cliche, though.

In those times, the women were conditioned from birth to be dependent on the men. Why should she suddenly throw off those chains, so to speak?

endless, nameless wrote in article ...

~*~*~Kyle~*~*~ "Barefoot...check! Pregnant...check! NEXT!"

Kyle wrote:

I think that was in the 80's. I must have been about four, so that'd be 1986-7.

I just liked the idea of rebel princesses! :)

LOL! Do you have an inexaustable supply of these? :)

endless, nameless wrote in article ...

We'll see. That one's the best i've come up with so far, though.

~*~*~Kyle~*~*~
"No, I'm Spartacus!"

No, *I* am!!!!

-Spartacus. . . .

SDROTH wrote in message ...

Steve Penk Strikes Again!

Wow, is this something like me always liking the villains when I watched James Bond films in Junior High? Or liking the evil Duchess Raven Waves or whatever from "Lady Lovely Locks".... I mean, that Lady Lovely Locks is so cute and annoying, I'd like anyone out to kill her...

Dagny

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Everyone likes James Bond villians. They're so wonderfully *evil*!!

Or liking the evil Duchess Raven Waves or whatever

She, I admit, was *really* nifty (The Duchess, not Lady Lovey Locks) .

-Kazul