Which side am I, out of curiosity? I guess I've got about as much seniority as anyone else.
Kyle, The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago.cubs
"Kissing is touching your lips to the better end of 66 feet of intestine"
ATD Outsiders vs. The Directory
Sep 10, 199966 posts by 23 posters
66 posts
In article , [email] (Howling Lunatic) wrote:
in my opinion your a senior here. You know what I haven't seen in awhile? Some original, genuine Kyle "FRESH FISH!". I guess I'll have to go force someone to join...
cheryl (who has lost her foxy-ness somewhere here on ATD. It's about ye high, foxy, you know. If seen please return to an unusually haggard red-head. Thanx.)
On Fri, 10 Sep 1999 23:16:21 GMT, wicka_chick wrote:
True. For the record, I created this thread partially cause I thought the little war was good enough for it's own thread, too.
Kyle, The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago.cubs
"Kissing is touching your lips to the better end of 66 feet of intestine"
Now's your chance to vote who's really in the mysterious 'inner circle'.
Simply send your list of everyone you think resides in this evil clique to [email] and I'll compile them and the like.
Get voting, or something. Whatever. :P inecones
Anyone who votes for me will find a horses head in their bed.
On Sat, 11 Sep 1999 11:19:43 +0100, "Greg Pallis" wrote:
Kyle, The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago.cubs
"Kissing is touching your lips to the better end of 66 feet of intestine"
Howling Lunatic wrote in message news:7rdr2q$av6$[email]...
Better that than the other end.
On 11 Sep 1999 15:04:58 GMT, [email] (Howling Lunatic) wrote:
Cool! Kyle is definitly involved. I can't wait to try out some of my new recipies. Horse head soup anyone?
Can I get mine with tofu?
On Sat, 11 Sep 1999 11:19:43 +0100, "Greg Pallis" wrote:
I don't know exactly who is involved. One thing I know for sure is that C.E. Forman is an imaginary figure like Bob Dobbs or Xenu.
What is this all about? I've sort of been skipping reading a lot of stuff here lately. Is this something important? If I can get in the Inner Circle, do I get a cool decoder ring or something?
On Sat, 11 Sep 1999 18:31:06 -0400, Jeg7777 wrote:
Well, theoretically you *could*, except you can't possibly get into the Inner Circle.
You know what's funny? Everyone in here will deny being a part of it. People like Paperpusher, MsGeek, and Mr. Pollard are more respected in the Daria online community than most, but dont' really post on ATD as often as some of the others.
The only clearcut choice, in my opinion, is Alli. She should be the leader.
Kyle, The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago.cubs
"Kissing is touching your lips to the better end of 66 feet of intestine"
[email] (Howling Lunatic) wrote:
Enh, I post when I feel like it. Actually, I always thought that I posted a bit too much, sometimes. *Shrug* But I prefer to post on ATD to other fora, mostly because it's easier. (And I'm lazy.) ;-)
suprised and feeling a little uneasy about being respected, rich.
"This is Precious Roy, and I just ate a handful of honeybees!" -- Precious Roy.
On Sun, 12 Sep 1999 01:27:25 GMT, [email] (paperpusher) wrote:
Don't get me wrong, rich. *I* don't respect you at all. I'm just gauging the respect I think other people have for you.
Kyle, The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago.cubs
"Kissing is touching your lips to the better end of 66 feet of intestine"
[email] (Howling Lunatic) wrote:
Well, that's a relief.
rich.
"Joseph Stalin, grab my armored muu-muu and together we will leave this foul Earth behind." -- Toon-La.
On 12 Sep 1999 01:42:54 GMT, [email] (Howling Lunatic) wrote:
Wow. That was so beautiful and touching.....I'm still a bit misty. Have you ever thought about writing for Hallmark? Can you give the eulogy at my funeral?
"Here lies a dumb-ass...Lets go get something to eat"
Jeg7777 of sorely lacking writes:
Moreover, who is at westminster.org.uk? Isn't that a government address?
-Shez.
In article , "Greg Pallis" wrote:
You don't want to do this or we will...
Oops, I've said too much.
Forget you saw this. Now!
I refuse to belong to any "inner circle" that would have me as a member!
Greg Pallis wrote:
In article , Milo Minderbinder wrote:
My thoughts exactly.
--.\\<-H--
Milo! Welcome back. Where's my share?
Oh come on. We don't even know if the ATD cabal has a really cool secret handshake and get to wear silly hats.
[email] wrote:
Share? I got a membership card for you for the "Outside Trapezoid".
Share and Enjoy.
So did you shut down M&M Enterprises, where everyone owns a share?
[email] wrote:
No, Reagan and the Republicans stole that idea. Things haven't been the same since investing in Egyptian cotton futures.
I still got a lot of the chocolate covered cotton balls left. Any takers?
Trapezoid".
the
Myself, I blame everything bad on Nixon, still...
takers?
Only if I can sample mine while sitting naked in a tree. ;)
Michelle Klein-Hass wrote:
How about an outside square? Or an rukus rumboid? I could probably deal with that!
Milo Minderbinder wrote:
Or what about a mobius strip? If you belonged to one of those, then you could like, travel back through time or something. Milo should know all about this, since he wrote that Daria/Back to the Future Crossover. That makes him at least as credible as Stephen Hawkings or Werner Von Braun in my book.
---
Nick Calcagni wrote:
Actually, a mobius strip converts a 2 dimensional plane to a 3 dimensional one. A tessaract takes a 3 dimensional plane, and merges it with a forth.
It's shape is curiously like that of a Volkswagen Beetle. For more information, you should read Dr. Barksdales paper on the subject; "Exploiting the Temporal Properties of Polymerized facial cosmetics conjuncted with late 20th century computer technology and German automotive engineering." It will appear in the May 2004 issue of "Science".
Unfortunately, Jane's "objects" take over in April of that year. Bummer.
Milo Minderbinder wrote:
Um couldn't i just read 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance'?
In article , [email] wrote:
How may ohms, if you want to be resistive you should have lots of ohms, if you want to be conductive, you should limit your ohmage.
Mike Quinn wrote:
*guffaw*
I haven't had physics in *so* long but I still found that quite hilarious.
Thanks so much. I did need that, y'know.
Diane
In article , [email] wrote:
You are welcome.
I deal with that stuff every day, so I usually can come up with a joke or two about it ;)
Mike Quinn wrote in message news:7s5oh7$nr8$[email]...
Yeah. I just joke that my mother wishes I'd get married and start producing some microhenries.
R. K. Henry wrote:
ROTFLOL! "Microhenries". That's a term I haven't heard in a while. I imagine if I go into radio, I'll hear it again with relative frequency (no pun intended), but I can't imagine any other career where I'm going to come across a goodly number of chokes and coils.
MIKE (a.k.a. "Progbear")
make GEORYN disappear to reply
"I don't do emotions. I just sing notes." --Wendy Smith
N.P.:"Sat In Your Lap"- K a t e B u s h / T h e D r e a m i n g
On Mon, 20 Sep 1999 16:27:44 -0400, "R. K. Henry" wrote:
Did you notice that relationships defy the laws of physics? The woman who behaves _less_ coyly is likely to give you _more_ henries. MSB
Mike Quinn wrote:
Doesn't it have to do with whether he's AC or DC? His ohmage might be more impedance than resistance!
Milo
In article ,
Yep
If you're at ac (and higher frequency) not only could you resist but you could react, as long as your phase is not close to zero.
Not to go into a electronics lesson here
Z = R + j* X Impedence = Resistance + j* Reactance phase = arctan(X/R)
where j = the square root of -1
Finally something I'm sort of an expert on! (I figured that eventually it would turn to this - being an off topic ng, and all)
Mike Quinn wrote:
Great, so when I go back to earn a computer engineering degree (only 2 years more after earning a CS degree with the program I've got lined up and I don't need to take any physics as I have all the requirements for an engr degree) and need help with electronics, you'll be there! I'd like be forever indebted.
Diane
In article , [email] wrote:
I would be honored to help.
Wherever there are electrons and holes, I'll be there. Wherever there is a pn junction, I'll be there. Wherever there are amplifiers and switches built out of transistors, I'll be there.
I mean I'll be there in spirit (it's tough to be where ALL the electrons are -- that would make me God).
Oh, God. Don't remind me of that book.
You mean you're not? I guess if you were you wouldn't live near Detroit, would you? I'd hate to think God lives in Detroit.
Dagny
http://members.aol.com/Eccles9697
"And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made... and the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence" Paul Simon
In article ,
If it was anything like mine it was 2000 pages, 95% of which had no useful or relavant information on them.
A simple proof:
You can worship me if you want but if I'm God, I don't know about it, so I can't be God because I would know all.
I think you're thinking of Martin Pollard, he lives near Detroit (I live near Philadelphia). He might be God.
In article ,
He's the God of the Daria webmasters, if nothing else. All Hail!!!
A.J.
Mike Quinn wrote:
I shall commence work on the grandiose shrine I shall build to you, because you'll be my icon. (heh, sorry, little inside thing there...no, not the "inner circle" thing, something else entirely)
Heck, I'm going to need lots of supplies because you're all my icons! I want to build huge shrines to each and every single one of you. You guys are absolutely fantastic, a dream to be able to communicate with.
Thank you.
Diane
Hallucinating Elvis Lady wrote:
Really? There's an ATD theme already? ;-)
Shrines, huh? When do we get our fezzes and little cars? ;-)
You're welcome, rich.
"Joseph Stalin, grab my armored muu-muu and together we will leave this foul Earth behind." -- Toon-La.
In article , [email] wrote:
I've never expected to even jokingly be referred to as an icon. That would be more than I can handle (it may be fun for a week or two, though -- having people asnwer your every whim and all)
If you'd like we can initiate you into the inner cabal,... no wait, nevermind.
Like I would be the god of reviews, rich would be the god of schedules, alli would be the patron saint of teenagers who like beer, and so on and so forth...
You're Welcome (why are you thanking us again?)
In article , [email] wrote:
electrons
*smiles because she has absolutely no idea what's going on* :)
I want blue!!
cheryl
On Tue, 21 Sep 1999 14:01:01 -0500, Hallucinating Elvis Lady wrote:
There's only one thing you really need to know about electronics:
Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly.
Do teachers still mention that sentence or has it been replaced with a politically correct version? MSB
My brother learned it that in the US Navy, but that was many moons ago.
Bet it's been changed by now as the US Navy is one of the more co-ed services.
Matthias Benkmann wrote:
Yes...something like "Big Boys Race Our Young Girls But Violet Generally Wins."
MIKE (a.k.a. "Progbear")
make GEORYN disappear to reply
"'Thin Thighs For Your Man.' But I don't *like* men with thin thighs" --Daria
N.P.:"King Sultan"- R a s c a l R e p o r t e r s / W e ' r e G o d
"" wrote:
Amy probably wrote that too. In 1978.
On Sat, 11 Sep 1999 11:19:43 +0100, "Greg Pallis" wrote:
I needed an excuse to use one of the infamous H.E.L. quotes as part of my sig, and I decided this was the thread to do it in!
Soon, everyone will use the H.E.L. quotes as sigs!
"But I don't *want* to be in any 'inner circle cabal thing'."
Nicole Lee Also known as LadyKender on IRC and ICQ. The Darianite Revolution at http://members.xoom.com/nlsy/daria.htm Kendermore at http://members.xoom.com/nlsy/
Daria Code: A D T3 Ws Q+ FN^Fr O- OH+Oo+Od m- c+++ MV C5X F:111,213,313 BB- FCD +DT q fN
On Wed, 22 Sep 1999 09:19:20 GMT, [email] (Nicole Lee) wrote:
duhh.. I didn't attribute the quote, silly me
"But I don't *want* to be in any 'inner circle cabal thing'." -Hallucinating Elvis Lady to SpaceRanger on a.t.d.
Nicole Lee Also known as LadyKender on IRC and ICQ. The Darianite Revolution at http://members.xoom.com/nlsy/daria.htm Kendermore at http://members.xoom.com/nlsy/
Daria Code: A D T3 Ws Q+ FN^Fr O- OH+Oo+Od m- c+++ MV C5X F:111,213,313 BB- FCD +DT q fN
Nicole Lee wrote:
Oh, you didn't have to do that. Honest. You're really going above and beyond the call of duty, y'know.
Diane
<In his best B5 Kosh voice> "And so it begins.."
In article , [email] wrote:
If no one else wants to do it, I wouldn't mind actually being in this inner circle cabal thing. Do we get to wear ornate silken robes?
In article ,
If you'd like...
Bear "The ThreadKiller" wrote:
I want to stick 'clothing optional' in here, but I think that rant is going on in another thread. ;)
Number four and growing. Don't worry Diane, with Kyle swearing to use nothing but Alli-isms in his .sig, the number can only grow to N-1.
[email] wrote:
LOL. Ummm...not commenting...?
Ha ha ha ha...and with Alli herself unlikely to quote, that makes it N-2 maximum.
No wait, I don't think Mike Quinn'd do it (you better not, I like your .sig as it is!), so that makes it N-3.
And I think rich'd probably either quote from "Daria" or some cartoon series so it's N-4 now.
*whew*. Now as long as I can make it be at *least* that.
Diane
[email] wrote:
N-2
.sig
series
<hehe> You do realize, of course, that N is infinite. ;)
[email] wrote:
Uhhh...(wakes up)...ohhh...(snaps mathematical self awake)...OHHH.
(hides head in shame...suddenly thinks Duran Duran)
"Do you believe in love/Do you believe in shame", etc., etc., etc.
(sings loudly until there's something *else* to be embarrased about)
Diane
In article , [email] wrote:
You *like* my sig? I see it as a testament to my laziness. I just don't feel like ever changing it (until I have another inevitable change of my email address).
That on sounds like a winner, nah...
Nicole Lee wrote:
Great, open my mouth and suddenly people want to turn me into a .sig quote factory. Oh yes, this is what I wanted.
I am having a fantastic time with this, you know. Even if I am taken a bit aback by all the attention. Please, stop. I'm sure we can work out some sort of .sig quote exchange program or something. Just...don't want *everyone* to use one.
(p.s.: This is one of the reasons why this newsgroup is the best forum I've ever participated in. People will actually listen and try to rectify, even if they do so overzealously. Normally I'd be lucky to have gotten one response from something. So, thanks. I know your intentions are good. I think.)
Diane
H. E. L wrote:
too bad 'cause that would make a bitchin' awesome sig file right there:>}
"Bob Ohler" wrote:
quote
there:>}
Yup. She does crank 'em out, doesn't she. I think I'm gonna start to collect them. ;)
Damn! Got that 'Gotta catch them all' bit going through my head.
On Wed, 22 Sep 1999 16:48:38 -0500, Hallucinating Elvis Lady wrote:
Don't worry. My quotes will ALWAYS be Alli.
Kyle
He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.
i hate dolphins. they aren't remotely cute. and i bet the only reason they aren't covered in shit like pigs are, is because they live in the sea and the water washes it off.
"Greg Pallis" wrote:
So what were the results, anyway?
rich.
"Unethical is only two letters away from ethical..." -- Paul Michael Mercurio
Nobody voted. Lol. Incidentally, this is my last post as Greg Pallis. Details of the name change are coming very soon.