Apologies in advance...

Aug 15, 19999 posts by 8 posters
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Bill Harper

To make a short story long.

It�s now almost two weeks since I discovered Daria, and a week since I began lurking on this newsgroup. I�ve been wanting to contribute for a few days now, but rather than just "butt in" on everyone�s conversations I thought I�d introduce myself first so have an idea of the personality behind the name. But first, a warning. I�m a part-time writer (the degree of part-timedness varying from week to week), and so this will probably be fairly long (hence the subject). If you want to skip this post, I understand. I�ll try to keep my future ones a lot shorter.

Game shows, soap operas, and the dreaded 5:30 p.m. timeslot.

As the saying goes, "you don�t know what you�ve got till it�s gone", and a couple of weeks I found myself muttering those very words to myself. I was staying at a friend�s place, and the usual 34 channels I�m used to having via FoxTel was reduced to just the five free-to-air ones. I was teaching a bunch of public servants how to write (a story in itself), and while the friends I was staying with didn�t get home until after six, I was getting home around half-past four, which left me at the mercy of game shows and bad soap operas. I surfed from station to station trying to fit in as many commercials as I could, but they�re all synchronised so there was little else to do but sit and suffer.

ABC to the rescue.

I didn�t know what was on the ABC at half-past five, but in the past they�ve had the Degrassi series and Press Gang (which has some of the cleverest writing I�ve heard), and so it seemed my best bet. So I changed channel, watched some weird five-minute animation, then watched my very first episode of Daria. And I�ve been hooked ever since.

Setups, Sarcasm and suffering.

My family has a pretty good sense of humour, and so by the time I got to school I could come up with some pretty good comebacks. Unfortunately it was about that time I developed a condition known as BORMOFF � Brain On Rewind, Mouth On Fast Forward. When I heard something which could be used as a "setup" line, my mouth would immediately blurt out the punchline. Some were funny, but most were put-downs, and pretty nasty ones at that. Trouble is, I thought I was being clever, but most people just thought I was being a smart arse, and while I was never actually in a fight I came pretty damned close at times. I can relate to Daria in a lot of ways. I�m certainly no brain (that will become clear the longer I post), but I�m a writer, I was never overly popular at school, and I�m waiting for a degree in sarcasm to be created so I can be officially qualified.

Behind the eight ball.

I have no idea how long the show�s been running on the ABC, but I�ve managed to catcht six episodes so far (from That Was Than, This Is Dumb to Fair Enough), and now I�m trying to catch up by visiting the Daria sites, reading the transcripts (thanks to whoever typed them in), and following the happening in this newsgroup.

The end is... here.

There are dozens of questions I'd like to ask, but I think I've said enough for one post. Looking forward to doing it more often (but in much shorter doses).

Bill.

KyleBill Harper

I'm feeling lazy, someone else wanna get this one?

Kyle The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs

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Bob OhlerKyle

ok but just this one time!

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"Doesn't ANYONE in this town wear pants?" ~Helen, Daria! The Musical "I've seen more people collapse this week..." ~Daria, Jake of Hearts
KyleBob Ohler

On Sun, 15 Aug 1999 12:50:34 -0400, "Bob Ohler" wrote:

It's not capitalized, or with an exclamation point, but it'll do.

Kyle The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs

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BearKyle

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But nobody can shout "Fresh Fish!" like you can Kyle...

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Jordan DellarBill Harper

On Sun, 15 Aug 1999 14:10:29 +1000, Bill Harper wrote:

The current run of episodes started on July 6. The ABC also ran the show early this year (starting late January, I think).

Say, I don't believe I've introduced myself. Does anyone mind if I jump on here? (whoops, nearly wrote 'jump on HER' -- I don't even want to *think* about the consequences of that sort of Freudian slip...)

Anyhow, I'm another Australian Daria fan. I first heard about the show some time before it started screening here, when a passing mention was made on triple j radio of a Beavis & Butthead spin-off. I must admit that these first impressions were not entirely favourable; Daria's character was described as 'the only girl cool enough to hang out with B&B'. "Oh great," I though, "they've created a female Beavis/Butthead hybrid -- only sassy!" Yessir, a totally pro-active paradigm.

Of course, after actually seeing the show... you all know the rest.

At this point I might take the opportunity for some serious gloating...

<gloat> You know how you guys are always complaining about the way MTV screws with the credits, shows different episodes to the advertised ones, etc? Not over here, buddy. The screening of Daria on ABC is about as perfect as anyone could hope for, for the following reasons:

  • ABC is publicly funded; therefore, there are absolutely no ads.

2. ABC is consistent. (Yes, frequently boring, but always consistent.) This means that we get four episodes each week (Tuesday-Friday), in the right order, two weeks of which just happen to fit perfectly onto a three-hour tape.

3. ABC NEVER EVER talk over the end credits. Never. (Oh wait, they did do it... once... heck, I'll forgive 'em for that, 'cause I'm such a nice guy :-)

4. Despite sitting on the tail end of ABC's 'children's programs', I haven't noticed any obvious language cuts.

So far, we've seen up to Write Where It Hurts in the current run. So what if we haven't seen the latest episodes? I haven't seen the episodes screening here for 6 months, if at all, and a constant supply of four per week is enough for me. As it stands, I couldn't be getting a better Daria fix unless they melted down the master tapes, distilled the resultant goo, and injected the purified essence into my arm. </gloat>

Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

PS. I wanted to think up some incredibly witty pun involving FRESH FISH! [tm] to make Kyle's deluge more bearable. The best I could come up with was something convoluted to do with bass, which was quite terrible. I guess I'll have to put up with Kyle's battering unprotected... hey wait, that's actually pretty good! Did you catch it? Battering... Fish... geddit? And I wasn't even trying! Damn, I'm good!

Jordan 'watch the pun, it might go off' Dellar

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FRESH FISH! FRESH FISH! FRESH FISH! FRESH FISH! FRESH FI...

... I better stop there before I hurt myself in an avalanche of flaps or fins or whatever Kyle's FRESH FISH! have.

3...2...1...<explosion> <people screaming and running from the giant mushroom cloud/shockwave headed this way>

Was that funny? No, I didn't think so either.

Michael Quinn - Electrical & Computer Engineering Villanova University [email] http://homestead.deja.com/user.mikequinn/mdrr_archive.html

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I think they have dorsal fins. Whoa. Okay say 'dorsal fins' aloud really slow and passionate. Isn't that funny?

To quote Sandi: "You're cool. What's your name?"

"Cool name."

Well, it might be if you squint and...well no I'm sorry, I tried.

wicka_chick

or to put a spin on things:

'chick of wicca'

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