Is this a plausible Daria-Timeline?

S03E01 Daria!retroOct 11, 2002, 4:21 PM ET4 years later10 posts by 7 posters
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Ace Trax

Hey guys, I have stashed up this Daria-Timeline from various sources. Before I am going to use it in my fanfiction. I want to ask all Daria-Specialists: Is this stuff plausible?

TIMELINE:

TIME: EVENTS: EPISODES/ SOURCES: 1975 Marriage of Jake and Helen From the Daria books.

1982 Daria born From the Daria books.

1984 Quinn born From the Daria books.

1997 Summer Vacation / The Morgendorffers live in Highland

1997 Fall  Daria's freshman year/9th grade starts. Beavis&Butthead
1997 Winter    Daria turns 15.
1998 Spring
1998 Summer    Last Episode: Beavis and Butthead Are Dead

1998 Summer Vacation / The Morgendorffers move to Lawndale.

1998 Fall: Daria's sophomore year / 10th grade starts. 101Esteemsters 1998 Winter: Daria turns 16. 113The Misery Chick 1999 Spring 201Arts 'N Crass 1999 Summer 213Write Where it Hurts

1999 Summer Vacation

1999 Fall Daria's junior year/11th grade starts 301 Through A Lens 1999 Winter Daria turns 17. 313 Jane's Addition 2000 Spring 401 Partner's Complaint 2000 Summer 413 Dye! Dye! My Darling

2000 Summer Vacation Is It Fall Yet?

2000 Fall Daria's senior year / 12th grade starts 501Fizz Ed 2000 Winter Daria turns 18. 2001 Spring 502Sappy Anniversary 2001 Summer 513Boxing Daria

2001 Before Summer Vacation Is It College Yet?

Final Words: It is not my intention to play Timepolice in Dariafandom. You know, like jumping out the bush and yelling some nonsense like: " Hey that your fanfic is false, because Daria and Ted Devitt-Clinton didn't have met yet in Christmas 1998�"

This is just a endeavor to put some structure into the complex world of Daria. It up to you to decide if I have failed or failed miserable :-)

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Steve CrossAce Trax

[email] (Ace Trax) wrote in news:[email]:

2 things:

(1) I had the impression that Quinn is only 1 year behind Daria in school. Not two. If so, then most likely Daria was born in December 1982. This would be consistent with a winter birthday but would also put her after the September cutoff for being school age. Quinn would have to be born before September 1984. So it fits. Anybody know when Quinn's birthday is?

(2) Jake and Helen had no children for 7 years after their marriage. Several interpretations are possible. One is that Helen deferred childbearing until she was through with law school and started on her career. Another (I may not be the first person to suggest this) is that Jake and Helen had another child before Daria which they never talk about, perhaps because he/she died in infancy or miscarried. It's easy to understand why Jake and Helen would never talk about this. Daria and Quinn may never have been told.

I see no reason to quibble with this timeline. In fact, very likely there IS an authentic Daria timeline in Glenn Eichler's laptop.

Steve Cross

MMan37xSteve Cross

The trouble with any timeline is that two calendar years (of episodes) equal one Daria-year (except for season 5 which covered her senior year, and even then you have to include IICY).

So I guess your timeline is plausible, but no timeline will stand up to close scrutiny.

M Man

SGall23241Steve Cross

Heh--you should read my super-huge fic "Revelations", dude. ;D Thanks.

-Steven Galloway

IpswichfanSGall23241

Steven Galloway wrote in message ...

So where can we find this fanfic? Sounds interesting.

SGall23241Ipswichfan

"Ipswichfan" wrote in message news:...

At several sites, like fanfiction.net, Outpost Daria, Glitter Berries, The Daria-Jane Conspiracy, Sick, Sad World, to name a few. But I warn you: You won't be able to read it in one setting (unless you're some sort of "freak" ;D it HAS been done), and its follow-up (NOT sequel) "Visitation", of which I'm still working on the final chapter, is even longer. In fact, it's eclipsed "Revelations" as the longest fanfic in 'Daria' history. Hope you like it. Thanks. -Steven Galloway

NemesisSteve Cross

In article , SCROSS3 @nc.rr.com says...

Quinn is 1.5 years younger than Daria, according to most sources I've seen. But she is only 1 school year behind Daria. If Daria was born in late October / Early Novemember (one of the Beavis and Butthead books has her listed as a Scorpio) she might have missed the cutoff date for starting first grade until she was 6.5 years old and not 5.5.

The show has made several remarks about Helen being a bit older when she had kids. In one episode (Fair Enough?) Sandi's mother makes a comment to Helen about having kids after age 35. Most people think that Helen and Jake waited for Helen to finish law school, though there is some Fanfic that says that Amy Barksdale is not Daria's "Aunt", which doesn't really work if you listen to what Amy has to say about Helen.

This timeline actually agrees quite nicely with one I drew up. Serious close inspection will find flaws, but that's the nature of television.

Mike Y.Ace Trax

Right here, there's a problem. Fizz Ed happens in January of 2000, due to the fact that the Superbowl happens on Sunday the 30th. Somewhere you're off by one year.

  • Mike Yamiolkoski
Steve CrossMike Y.

[email] (Mike Y.) wrote in news:[email]:

The SuperBowl is in January, but at least part of "Fizz Ed" happens the following fall, because a High School football game is shown. So clearly "Fizz Ed" spans several months (January through at least September), and overlaps with the time of several other eps, and takes in parts of Daria's Junior and Senior Years.

Steve Cross

Ace TraxSteve Cross

Uups, my bad. You are both right, since Mike Quinn has already pointed out on his "Delayed Reaction Review" at http://www.outpost-daria.com/ep501.html following anomaly...

<Fast Forward of the Week: It seems that we have lost about six months of Lawndale time(which makes the chance of a sixth season seem even slimmer). The last thing we saw in "Is It Fall Yet?" was the start of school, and then we jump to Super Bowl weekend (which is in January). Then we skip ahead another four weeks later to see the effects of Ultra Cola's proliferation. And while we're one the subject of timing...

Temporal Anomaly of the Week: Does Lawndale High have an XFL team now? (I realize that anyone reading this in a few weeks might not remember what the XFL is.) Since when do high schools play football in February? Unless, in Lawndale's parallel universe, they play all year round (why else would Kevin almost always wear his pads).>

That would mean for my timeline:

2000 Fall Daria's senior year / 12th grade starts 2000 Winter Daria turns 18. 2001 Spring 501 - Fizz Ed 2001 Summer 513 - Boxing Daria

With the footnote: That in this Daria-Parallel-Univers, high schools do play football in February.

I made the mistake, taking it for granted, that every good American would know about the basics of American Football. But it seems that it doesn't apply for MTV-writers :-). Perhaps the MTV-managers should pay them more.

Ace Trax (Switzerland, Europe)

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There he goes: One of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of
some kind never even considered for mass production.  Too weird to
live and too rare to die.
Raoul Duke - "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"