<Professor Higgins>
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN.
</Professor Higgins>
Dearest MTV,
Has someone put Tom Green in charge?
Injecting homosexuality into what is seen by most to be a childrens programme will SERIOUSLY backfire.
After seeing the America's 70 Million Jesus Freaks go ballistic over a purple muppet just because he has a purple triangle on this head.
One can only imagnie who they will react to blatent homosexuality in the plot.
I can see it now
<Bob Barr> Georgia Republican, Anti-Semite, Gun Fetisher
"The jewish Sodomites at MTV have CONSPIRED with the UNITED NATIONS to make our DEAR children HOMOSEXUALS, My Friens we MUST fight Lucifers JEWISH agents at MTV for the future of this great Christian nation"
</Bob Barr>
Although, MTV is already on the Jesus Freaks shit list, they havn't seen anything yet, If they brodcast this they are going to be snowed under by letters from irate parents "You Bastards took my daughters innocence"
You could also face a massive boycott against their advertisers. such as the gays have launched against Dr.Laura (For the record, I think Dr.Laura is a fraud and I hope she dies from some horrible veinerial condition)
Although on the upside, this could totally gross out the AOL Teeny Boppers who inhabit the daria site @mtv.com
I can see it now
Uhh, Pixie69 :Eeew this is like so nasty, I mean Jane is a lez, ugh, she wants to fuck other girls, that is like oh like so gross, but since daria is goin ta marry tom, jane should marry trent, yah he is her brother but that isn as grose as fucking other girls.
But then again N'Sync is OBVIOUSLY gay and that doesn't seem to bother anyone.
Ahh, nice to be back to civilization, we really need a T3 at the cabin. I managed to sink a small boat, I fell off a Jetski and I wasn't wearing the wrist strap and the jetski obliterated a small wooden boat before comming to rest on a neibors patio. Parents pissed
Back to school next week, Ahh, Mrs.Lee the Ms.Li wannabe prinicipal was fired appretly she gave a boy a cavity search. my school might be featured on some special on FoxNews or MSNBC, (Can't remember which) about American Ex-Pat's If you didn't know my school is completely over-run by Americans
I got my new G4 Cube, http://www.apple.com/cube I still can't believe I want it, it is so, so Quinn.
American election, seeing as Dubya can't explain ANY of his policies without looking like an idiot, I am really starting to warm to Gore, He atleast appears to have a measureable inteliligence,
Missle Defence, DOA, Even if the US can get support at home, without international cooperation it is DOA, and it would seem no one except Taiwan is prepared to host the required new radars
UK Poitics, England has offically signed onto the International Criminal Court, pissing off the Klintoon admistration. Finally Blair does something worth while
Canadian Politics, Stockwell Day still obviously in his dream world, trying to United Canadian conservitives has further alienated Eastern Canada.
Me, Starting in November I may start writting for a New York based Advertising \ Marketing magazine
Boy, am I ever rambling
I will say one more thing, Americans: Starting this week WB will be showing a new show called "Popular" it has been shown in Canada since the spring, It is basically a satire of the teen soap opera's like Dawsons Creek. The only problem is most of these "Freshmen" look like they are in their mid-30's and one appears to have a receeding hairline. The Samantha character is alot like Daria. And there is a group that is EXACTLY like the fashion club.
I am sure to post an inchorent rant after the movie.