Dang Noggin!

Jan 10, 2003, 11:18 PM ET41 posts by 19 posters
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GeoBQn

I watched "Legends of the Mall" tonight. They really heavily edited the "House of Bad Grades" segment, cutting out any mention of people dying in a nuclear war. And does anyone know if Noggin has ever played "My Night At Daria's?"

Michelle Klein-HassGeoBQn

GeoBQn wrote:

Rumor has it that "MNAD" is the "forbidden episode" for Noggin. If they do show it, it will be cut to ribbons. And you don't wanna see that, right?

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Mike NassourMichelle Klein-Hass

A total of 55 episodes have run on Noggin. MNAD is not among them.

"Michelle "Ms. Geek" Klein-Hass" wrote in message news:[email]...

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EthernautMichelle Klein-Hass

What is it with this Noggin channel? are they like ultra-conservatives or something? I don't get Noggin where I'm from, maybe it's a good thing!, I've been hearing all sorts of ridiculous things about Noggin, editing/censoring everything from Daria to Tiny-toons and Animaniacs!..... Why do they even bother showing these cartoons if they're only going to chop and change them?.

"Michelle "Ms. Geek" Klein-Hass" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Cyber ThiefEthernaut

Well.. They either censor their email too or don't appear to answer that question.. I still can't figure out how it went from TV/PG, without the censorship, to TV/PG-L.

"Ethernaut" wrote in news:b002ff$a0$[email]:

Mike NassourCyber Thief

"Gamer" wrote in message news:[email]...

Noggin is a channel aimed at the 14 and under set. Daria has no place on it.

Reese KaineMike Nassour

"Mike Nassour" wrote in message news:aH4V9.36087$[email]...

Unfortunately, there's no other place for it to go (Unless Comedy Central will take it). It can't go to CBS, it can't go back to MTV, VH-1 probably won't take it (Of course, you never know), and it definitely won't go to TNN (Since they recently got a new head of marketing that announced that it'll go in a new direction geared towards the male demographic).

Going back a-ways, why are they censoring Tiny Toon Adventures? Unlike WB's Merrie Melodies back in the 1930s, Tiny Toons was geared toward children to begin with.

Are anvil droppings suddenly inhumane?

Is it insensitive to joke about Lil' Sneezer's allergies?

Did the Society of Bird Watchers Anonymous bitch and moan about Plucky Duck's constant humiliation by the evil bunnies?

Did Steve Forbes, Bill Gates, Ross Perot, and Donald Trump call a meeting to say that Montana Max's treatment was unsanitary and disgusting?

I COULD go on, but I think the point's been made (Not to Noggin, of course. They never listen, they're never wrong).

Chris Smith

Route546Reese Kaine

How about Cartoon Network's "ADULT SWIM" for uncut Daria?. It's just started running the TV-PG "Futurama".

Reese KaineRoute546

"Route546" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I don't think Daria is psychotic enough for Adult Swim. Consider the programming for that block of shows............

Chris Smith

ExatronReese Kaine

Reese Kaine wrote:

Like Futurama, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Inuyasha? Yeah, those are really psychotic series.

Exatron "A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal." -Smokescreen The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
Reese KaineExatron

"Exatron" wrote in message news:[email]...

I spent the past hour trying to come up with a good arguement other than "Oh, those are animes, those have a lot of action and stuff." and "Cartoon Network is owned by Time Warner, Daria is owned by Viacom, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!". You know, the usual arguements.

All I can really say is if Time Warner were to somehow get the rights to the enemy's show, what exactly would Daria bring to the table that would be acceptable, taking in consideration the audience Adult Swim is marketed to, and possibly the format of the programming. The only shows that, IMO, maintain the same kind of pace that Daria carries are Home Movies and Mission Hill, and from what I've read on message boards (Despite the fact that those don't stand for much), those are the least-watched shows on the lineup.

I look at what Adult Swim is, and then I look at Daria, and I think "Hey, Daria's kinda tame compared to this", and in reality, she is. She's the tweener with Noggin and Adult Swim. She's not innocent enough for little kids, but on the other hand she's not exactly vulgar nor crude.

Chris Smith

P.S.: I'd suggest the 1:30am slot on CBS after Craig Kilborn, but what's the point?

Mike NassourReese Kaine

"Reese Kaine" wrote in message news:[email]...

No, just intelligent. Hence, the absolute lack of interest in the series from any programming-types.

Reese KaineMike Nassour

"Mike Nassour" wrote in message news:6xJW9.48624$[email]...

"Hey,

Probably from the perspective of a mareketing exec: Since when is intelligence a factor? It's television!

Chris Smith

Mike NassourRoute546

"Route546" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Forget that. Viacom (MTV) owns the rights, AOHell/TWCable owns Cartoon Network.

SGall23241Mike Nassour

"Mike Nassour" wrote in message news:...

Weeell--when I think about it further, why not? Didn't Fox own "Futurama", but it still ended up as reruns on Cartoon Network? What was the deal with that? It's certainly possible it could be the same with Viacom and 'Daria', and surely "Futurama" is far more wilder than 'Daria'...

Kara WildSGall23241

[email] (Steven Galloway) wrote in message news:...

You know, when I saw the promos, I thought the same thing. I'm working on an open letter to Viacom, similar to the one for DVDaria, that considers other possibilities besides TNN and Noggin as Daria's home.

Does anyone know when TNN will actually start showing "Beavis and Butthead" and "Ren and Stimpy"? I've heard a lot about it, but I have yet to see it.

Reese KaineReese Kaine

"chika" wrote in message news:[email]...

Bloody Hell! It's getting to the point where you can't even tell a f***ing joke without offending someone. Suddenly the Star Trek: TNG "Television is Dead" episode begins to make sense (The crew found a cryogenic pod in space containing 20th century humans, and Riker mentioned that television was phased out, or something).

Chris Smith

CricketReese Kaine

<< Discussing Daria, the cuts by Noggin, and the possible alternatives]

I wouldn't rule out a possible shift to Comedy Central or some similar channel. It has been seen in the UK on Paramount Comedy and Channel 5 (PC is showing the first series, while C5 showed the fifth series towards the end of last year). It's a matter of seeing what can be done to sell it to such a channel, always supposing that the series is available to such an offer of course!

I've already put my 2 cents in on the Comedy Central idea. Let me restate my rationale <ahem>

1) Comedy Central is JOINTLY OWNED by Viacom and AOL TimeWarner. Therefore, there should be no conflict of interest in airing a Viacom-produced show.

2) CC is currently showing "Undergrads," another MTV Animation product. Again, no conflict-of-interest; this show is also targeted toward the upper end of "Daria"'s demographic (17 +).

3) CC cross-promotes shows like "South Park" on MTV and VH-1. (If they're advertising their shows on a supposed rival network, why not air a show produced by that same rival?)

4)"Daria" would fit in well with CC's other animated shows such as "The Critic," "Duckman," and the aforementioned "Undergrads." (I can envision a Daria/Undergrads hour -- the whole high school through college deal.)

I e-mailed CC two months ago and asked them to consider picking up Daria when it gets out of its Noggin purgatory. If you'd like to do the same, call their Viewer Services Line at 212-767-8600 (STILL can't get a toll-free number y'all -- sorry!) or e-mail them at mail@ comedycentral.com

In the meantime, can someone tell me why the N! won't air MNAD, but they'll air an episode of Degrassi where two 14-year-olds are contemplating having sex, right down to ordering condoms online with Mom's credit card?! (And remember, Degrassi airs BEFORE Daria!) Is sex between live-action teens less prurient than between cartoon teens? (I mean, it's DARIA -- not Fritz the Cat!)

And why is a block of shows aimed at the 12-17 audience on as late as 1AM? Don't they know that kids that age are usually in BED at that hour? And that they have no chance against more competitive and engaging programming -- [S]inemax After Dark? ;-)

Noggin's reign of terror on Our Heroine has lasted six months so far. Let's bring it to a quick and merciful end. Whether you support showing it on Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, UPN, WB, DVD, whatEVER -- please do your part to ...

Save Daria. Amen.

Chirping through the night (yeah, I've got another e-mail account, in case you're wondering),

Cricket

Reese KaineCricket

"Cricket" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Because N knows that some kids will go so far as to sneak out of bed to watch the N, or.........

Ah, softcore porn. The genre where girls that didn't wanna do porn are TRYING THER BEST to act, but they're just not overcoming that hurdle of mediocrity. So, what was your first movie (Everyone's seen at least one. I think it's a rite of passage or something)? ;-)

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You know what? You're right. We all need to do our part, and I intend to do mine by not only calling Comedy Central and putting in my vote, but also by promoting the hell out of the LHWF (Wrestling promotion based on Daria. No interviews, no trash-talking, no voices at all, just violence).

Okay, groan if you want to, but it's still an original idea. Granted there won't be any voices, but it's still Daria, only now she's putting down the book and beating the sh*t out of someone she hates.

2003 is going to be a good year. ;-)

Chris Smith - Six years and counting!

Cyber ThiefReese Kaine

"Reese Kaine" wrote in news:[email]:

I think we've just established some new characters for Daria to beat the living sh*t out of: N! Execs.

EthernautCyber Thief

Well, that's it, you shall all have to move to New Zealand, where we can Bully the local networks to play the entire Daria series (movies and all) "or else!"

"Gamer" wrote in message news:[email]...

Cyber ThiefEthernaut

"Ethernaut" wrote in news:b0ltnn$ht8$[email]:

They already play it in NZ, or at least did..

EthernautCyber Thief

Yeah, but only hte first three series, and none of the movies......

"Gamer" wrote in message news:[email]...

LexiD523Ethernaut

You know, when The Critic was cancelled, they made a few Flash animated shorts and put them on atomfilms.

Maybe Glenn or Viacom or whoever could just convert Daria eps to Flash and put them on the internet. I mean, sure they might lose a little money, but how much can they be making with only two DVDs and airing it on a channel that only has commercials for its own shows?

And, random plug for my favorite site: a site that has awesome Flash cartoons <a href="http://homestarrunner.com>Homestar Runner</a>. I reccomend after the intro click "first time here"

Cheers, Lexi "He muttered something in Elvish that could have been "You're late" or could have been "Throw me down and shag me rotten." Not entirely sure which. Must brush up on Elvish as do not wish to presume. " -Day 14 of the Very Secret Diary II of Aragorn.

LexiD523LexiD523

Crap, messed up the link: <a href="http://homestarrunner.com>Homestar Runner</a> ~~~~ "He muttered something in Elvish that could have been "You're late" or could have been "Throw me down and shag me rotten." Not entirely sure which. Must brush up on Elvish as do not wish to presume." -Day 14 of the Very Secret Diary II of Aragorn.

Ian BarberLexiD523

[email] (LexiD523) wrote in news:[email]:

Strongbad! TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!

It is an excellent site of much comedic value.

Ian.

Reese KaineLexiD523

"LexiD523" wrote in message news:[email]...

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I have a response here, I just don't know how to phrase it. I wanted to get that part out. Gimme a day or two and I'll cook up a real response ....... ;-)

Chris Smith

Cranium CarbonationEthernaut

In article , "Ethernaut" wrote:

No, they're ultra-liberal feel-good types who feel their job is to build "self-esteem" rather than entertain. Daria is really rather out of place there, IMO. As far as I can tell, Noggin is about fitting in rather than being true to yourself. They preach "independence" but teach conformity. "Be independent, but not TOO independent" is how I'd put it. Maybe they show Daria as a warning of what will happen if you don't conform?

It USED to be cool. They used to show old Electric Company reruns and stuff like that. Now it's turned into pre-teen hell. Lots of junior high "dramas" like DeGrassi. I remember the original DeGrassi, and it was NOTHING like this. Feh. Daria's the only thing on the channel I watch.

Even if it's censored or cut, I don't really mind that-it's the only place where I can see Daria! We REALLY need uncut DVDs, SOON! (You listening, MTV?)

"[Commercial radio] is owned by one or two corporations now, and they're not in the music business. They're in the advertising business. So let's not kid ourselves. If you want to hear music, go buy a guitar." - Elvis Costello

Cranium Carbonation wrote in message news:...

I felt the same exact thing. When I first caught DARIA on Noggin, I was like, "What the hell is DARIA doing on a kids/pre-teen channel!? I thought it was for MTV's late-teen/young-adult crowd!"

What's next? CLONE HIGH or THE UNDERGRADS? We already know BEAVIS & BUTT-HEAD won't step an inch on Noggin, but you never know . . .

Oh, god, that whole "independence" theme on Noggin was so forced that it made me want to puke. And that "conformity" they teach is the very antithesis of what Daria stands for.

It'd make sense if they did a spinoff called QUINN (something that'll actually make Daria panic, much less sick).

Both THE ELECTRIC COMPANY and SESAME STREET UNPAVED were THE reason for me to watch Noggin. But, when I first heard about the new 'N' program, and that said two shows were being cancelled in favor of it, I was pissed and lost interest in the channel altogether (until DARIA came on the lineup).

You just described my exact sentiment. DARIA is the ONLY series I'd watch on Noggin. The only drawback is having to endure commercials advertising and promoting that "pre-teen hell!" :)

I second that!

-John Cassidy Richmond, VA

"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with is the monster he feels or fears himself to be." -Bruno Bettelheim

Mike RichardsonCranium Carbonation

-- BEGIN TOTAL RANT --

An interesting theory is that Noggin is "punishing" Daria. Maybe Glenn or someone really really pissed someone off, so they put Daria onto this network where it doesn't really belong, giving them the excuse to cut it to shreds regardless of sometimes similar situations that happen on other shows like Degrassi?

I just got to watch an uncut version of "Lucky Strike". The substitute teacher "stroking Tiffany's hair" and Daria calling him a "pedophile" are cut, but The-N shows the first episode of Degrassi, which explicitly deals with a pedophile who pretends to be a young boy over the internet who wants to meet Emma, the lead female character in the show. When Emma tries to meet "the boy", she slowly discovers that there is no boy at all, as she and the "guide" or something that the boy was supposed to be traveling with go up to a hotel room to "wait" for the boy. Of course, nothing actually happens, because some of the kids and parents all find some clues and rush in to save the day.

The episode of Degrassi I just explained probably dealed with pedophiles much more severely than "Lucky Strike", but the references in Daria had to be cut to save the children's poor little ears?

-- END TOTAL RANT --

Anyway, that's just what I think. Personally, I think that Daria will get cut back to only 2 showing a day (currently it is 5 showings, but the introduction of Clueless means that the ultra late showing at 2:30 AM or whatever it is is cut, according to the schedules at the-n.com) within the next 4 months, and then some time after that they'll remove it totally or delegate it to 1 showing in the early evening block where they stick old, out-of-production shows (Secret World of Alex Mack, Clarissa Explains it All, etc). I think they'll release the DVDs after that, though, and I'll pay whatever price they ask for them, within loose reason.

Ryuusei ProductionsMike Richardson

[email] (Mike Richardson) wrote in message news:...

Actually, I had just discussed that same exact Noggin double-standard in another forum, but I agree wholeheartedly with your post!

Aside from what you said, maybe Noggin is "punishing" DARIA because it's a cartoon, because after all, in the eyes of these Noggin conservatives, cartoons are just for kids, right? Meanwhile, the other "live" shows like DEGRASSI get taken more seriously! Go figure.

I just think that DARIA is totally out of place on Noggin. Comedy Central would've been fine, but my option would strongly be Cartoon Network's Adult Swim (FUTURAMA, RIPPING FRIENDS and MISSION HILL are my favorite shows on that block). Regardless of who owns it, DARIA would be a perfect addition on that program.

-John Cassidy Richmond, VA

"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with is the monster he feels or fears himself to be." -Bruno Bettelheim

Reese KaineRyuusei Productions

"Ryuusei Productions" wrote in message news:[email]...

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And now a reply from a neighbor in WV:

"....maybe Noggin is "punishing" DARIA because it's a cartoon..."

That's pretty much a no-brainer. After all, look at which country you're in. That's the national rhetoric for the young-adult/adult American. Just ask a complete stranger what he/she thinks about today's animated shows......

..."I just think that DARIA is totally out of place on Noggin...."

Daria IS out of place on Noggin, no need to really think on that issue. When you sit down to think about it, you'd only be sitting down for ten seconds. ;-)

As for going to Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, it's not a bad idea if Viacom/MTV would let it go. Also, I think the Williams Street Players could also be useful in promoting the show. While Daria could be aired at 8pm, the WSPs could air whole new episodes of the show. For those that don't know, the Williams Street Players are the ones responsible for the writing and producing of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Sealab 2021, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Daria could be animated in the same way, and the humor could be made to be more brash and vulgar to accomodate the College experience (And to maintain the Williams Street presence, George Lowe and C. Martin Croker {Space Ghost &Zorak/Moltar} have to get put in there somehow). Meanwhile, Quinn is a senior at Lawndale High, same rule applies, only this time they literally throw Brak (Played by Andy Merill) in as a student (And have him drool all over Quinn). The possibilities would be endless, but only if MTV would let Daria (And maybe the voice actors) go.

Chris Smith http://www.gamerspage.com/thea_zara/chrissmithlhwf.htm
Michelle Klein-HassReese Kaine

Reese Kaine wrote:

I have already spoken to Linda Simensky from Cartoon Network, and she would be absolutely ecstatic if Viacom/MTV Networks released Daria for airing on CN. They would pick it up in a heartbeat.

Chris...it wouldn't work without Glenn Eichler at the helm. Glenn *is* Daria. Arguably reuniting the Glenn Eichler/Susie Lewis team would be best of all, because it seems like Susie knows Jane better than anyone else, and her loss after S3 (or was it S4? My memory isn't 100% accurate) arguably resulted in Jane losing her personality and <arnie>being replaced by an alien replicant that certainly did not resemble the "real" Jane</arnie> ;-)

I don't think the Williams Street Players could possibly stand in for the real creative geniuses behind the series. Anything they would do would turn out to be a smug parody of the "real" Daria we know and love.

However, if Glenn got a shot at doing more real episodes of Daria chronicling her life at Raft University in Boston and chronicling Jane's adventures at Boston Fine Arts College (BFAC), it would really be cool. I would like to see people like Kara Wild and CE Forman added to the writing staff, as they are perhaps the fan writers with the best insights into the characters of the show.

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Ms. Geek (Michelle Klein-Hass)...terrorizing Usenet since 1992! Charter member, SPCM, (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Menchi) Paranoia City chapter. "Families of Japan, it is not too late to enjoy Turkey with Gravy."
Mark SteeseMichelle Klein-Hass

Es war einmal ein Mensch, genannt "Michelle \"Ms. Geek\" Klein-Hass" , der news:[email] schrieb:

That would be great. I watched a single episode of Daria on Noggin after we recently reinstalled cable, and it was just as infuriating as I feared it would be.

I agree 100% that there must be no Daria without Glenn, and having Susie Lewis back would be a big plus, although I disagree that Jane's personality changed radically over the series, and I would be able to prove it with a dazzling multimedia presentation, but I was almost finished, and then...my screen froze. Damn computer! It ate everything! Big, fat, smug, damn, stupid, crappy piece of crappy crap! ::sobs::

While I agree that Williams Street episodes of Daria would be wrong (make that WRONG), I don't think a Williams Street 'Daria' would be a smug parody, but rather a chaotic nightmare of surrealism that might well rupture the space-time continuum -- kind of like Max Ernst painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. For smug parody, you'd have to go to 'The Simpsons,' alas. (How are the mighty fallen...)

I'd love to see new episodes, but as I said above, only if Glenn's in charge. Otherwise it would be like Calvin & Hobbes strips by someone other than Bill Watterson - just plain wrong.

-Mark Steese

there's a ribbon in the willow and a tire swing rope and a briar patch of berries takin over the slope the cat'll sleep in the mailbox and we'll never go to town till we bury every dream in the cold cold ground
Reese KaineMark Steese

"Mark Steese" wrote in message news:[email]...

Alright, forget I mentioned it. I'm just throwing stuff against the wall.

What else can I really say? Everything else has already been said.

Chris Smith

Reese KaineReese Kaine

"Reese Kaine" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hmmmm.... What if it were simply animated by the WSP team? Animation would be cheaper ('Course, the downside would be lesser big-scene animation that would require original poses for the characters, case in point: Space Ghost & Sealab), and the original writers could still work on it. But one thing comes to mind: If Daria WERE going to Raft U, new characters would definitely have to be invented, and they're going to need voices.......

Again, 'throwing stuff against the wall. It's a hell of a lot better than "I WANT MY DARIA!! WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" (Since bitching about Noggin here accomplishes nothing. Bitching to Noggin themselves, on the other hand........).

Chris Smith

Ace TraxMark Steese

Sure, Glenn is the mastermind behind Daria, but he does not own the copyrights.

Imagine a Daria Fan wins a lot of cash a lottery, Las Vegas, Oil in the backyard, adopted by Bill Gates...etc. etc. etc.

And this fan "buys" Daria.

How much he/she/it would pay?

And even more important:

What he/she/it would make out of it.

Now, if I can buy the rights and finance a new series, I won't continue it at a college. I will restart the series at Daria's first arrival in Lawndale showing new stories and more character devellopement for Jesse, Mack, Andrea, Tiffany etc. etc. etc. And of course I will keep the role of Tom as minimal as possible. Probably mentioned only as the mysterious "boyfriend", who never makes a real appearance.

Why? Visit my Tom Sloane Hatesite on www.geocities.com/ace_trax

Ace Trax

Kara WildAce Trax

AGH! A person from Cartoon Network would actually love to have "Daria" on the channel?! That just proves to me that MTV/Viacom didn't even try to shop the show around to other networks. I'm going to create a TNN/Basic cable news page and put this bit of info on it...

[email] (Ace Trax) wrote in message news:...

Ryuusei ProductionsReese Kaine

"Reese Kaine" wrote in message news:...

Nahh, if I had my way, I'd cross over Daria and Jane with MISSION HILL (my other favorite animated sitcom on Adult Swim). :)

Also, Cake, which did the MH theme, did a song called "Daria" (featured during the ending credits of the DARIA episode, "The New Kid")! Ah, the connections . . . :)

-John Cassidy Richmond, VA

"The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with is the monster he feels or fears himself to be." -Bruno Bettelheim

Sean CarrollMike Richardson

On 29 Mar 2003 16:37:16 -0800, [email] (Mike Richardson) wrote:

Mmmm ... kind of like I did in that dream the other night?

--Sean http://www.livejournal.com/users/spclsd223/
Cyber ThiefSean Carroll

Sean Carroll wrote in news:[email]:

<Quinn>Ewww... I need a shower</Quinn>