The Way Things Ought to Be

Mar 22, 1999, 3:07 AM ET2 posts by 2 posters
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Tarvok

Actually, I wrote this last night, but accidentally posted it to alt.games.civ2 (grumble). So, here I repost it, in the correct NG. (If Agent missends this...)

	Being bored at the moment, just got off work (and probably
won't sleep for a while as a result), I just visited Outpost Daria
searching for fanfics. I just HAD to review this one.
	This is the second time I've read "The Way Things Ought to
Be," by Barry Eshkol Adelman; this is the only fanfic I've ever read
twice, and with good reason. Though it's known I'm a fan of CE
Forman's fanfics, I think this standalone crossover is probably the
FINEST piece of work the fanfic community has produced. The characters
were _very_ well done. The shallow Daria of the other side of the
Twilight Zone is precisely what I'd expect, down to the room simelar
to Quinn's, but with more stuffed animals, the drugs, the considerably
more crass than Quinn's attitude toward guys, even the utter ruination
of Treant; all were as I expected. Though I haven't seen enough B&B to
comment on the teachers characterization, they seemed well done as
well.
	Even the use of Upchuck as the narrator, and later, as the one
who guided Daria out of that nightmare (making sure to remain his
usual reptilian self) was absolutely perfect in my mind, and the
advice he gave her was great as well, and not totally out of place
(coming out of Upchuck's mouth, that is).
	The way it was written was masterful; I was almost literally
removed from the text as I read. I didn't see the monitor. I saw the
characters; I heard the voices. This is one I would seriously like to
see animated. The only characters I couldn't properly imagine were the
shallow Daria and the clean and not totally moronic Bevis and Melvin.
Quinn was easily enough imagined, though I think I borrowed from
Doug's (think Nickelodian) sister somewhat for that image.
	When I read this the first time, I wanted to send e-mail to
the author praising his work; however, he didn't leave the address at
Planet Daria. So, Mr. Adelman, if you're lurking, kudos!
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Tarvok said:

I'll second all of that.

Difference being that Quinn's innocently shallow, while Daria-2 was outright *evil*.

We never actually see the shallow Daria, only the wake she leaves in the alternate world. Notice how horrified our Daria was by virtually every aspect of her alternate's life!

Sincerely Yours, Jordan