Am I The Youngest One Here?

Jan 30, 199939 posts by 16 posters
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MiniCat155

You remember me right? I posted that "I Am Like Daria-No One Understands Me" post........Thanks to those who responded! I'm glad some of you can relate....oh yeah and I'm also wondering why my post isn't here anymore....oh well that happens a lot to me like I'll post on a message board/newsgroup and my posts disappear! Strange. in case you're wondering, i'm 13. I am the youngest one here right? I've been lurking around in this newsgroup for awhile and it seems like you are all much older. Well I am not your typical teen....I mean, I am in some ways but I'm mostly not.......most people in my school like to "hang out" and go to dances,but I don't. Maybe I am just weird. but then I AM like a teen in some ways 'cuz I like to shop and talk on the phone and watch MTV, but I don't have a lot of friends. I am not popular in school....not that I really want to be. But the thing is, i'm not ALWAYS quiet and "gloomy-looking" maybe they think i'm like that in class, but around my friends I am hyper and I talk and smile...but of course they're all in different classes so people don't see that! well I don't really have anything else to say, thanx 4 reading my LONG post...

ShezMiniCat155

Posts expire after a while, usually 7 days, although some ISPs have been known to expire news after as little as one day to save on storage. But as your previous post seemed to have been sent within the last 24 hours it's likely to be something else. Some newsreaders, including the AOL one I think, don't show posts any more once you've read them, so this may be why you can't find it anymore. However there may be an option you can set somewhere to show all posts, whether you've read them or not.

-Shez.

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Martin SylvesterMiniCat155

MiniCat155 wrote in message ...

Me"

This has to be *the* place to find people who relate to that! Welcome!

and

It's still there on my system. You're using <ahem> AOL, aren't you?

Well, I wasn't, but thanks for sharing.

awhile

In my case, yes, much.

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No problem. Be you. It takes character to be different; just don't despise the sheep who crave fitting in. Heaven forbid anyone here should have low esteem for everyone else. ;:-)

Hope you feel at home here.

Martin.

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"Martin Sylvester" wrote:

<random acts of snip>

Well, I won't give my age, but I do remember the time when the only way to communicate with people over long distances was to stand on hilltops and wave flags at each other.

Talk about a low baud rate... ;)

Jon Armstrong The Space Ranger

Gray hair? Why yes, I touch up my hair with gray so I look my age.

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Martin SylvesterSpace_Ranger9

[email] wrote in message ...

Hey, once the millennium bug hits, people who can communicate in Semaphore will be in huge demand. I've seen a health service document that urges emergency planners not to forget the use of foot messengers as a good, reliable backup communications system! Must remember to get my heliograph polished before 1/1/2000...

The first modem I owned was made out of wood. Okay, there were electronic components inside, but the case was made out of wood. <g> Then I traded up to a 1200/75 plastic one. Wow!

Martin.

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"Martin Sylvester" wrote:

To finally be in huge demand, my dream. The only downside I can see is getting payment for services rendered in c-rations and ammo.

"That'll be a hundred rounds of 7.62 thankyouverymuch."

Jon Armstrong The Space Ranger Graveyard gives one a unique outlook on life. A dark one.

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Martin SylvesterSpace_Ranger9

[email] wrote in message ...

Semaphore

Now that is a nightmare scenario. When MREs become a preferred form of payment. British compo rations, fair enough, the cheese is nice and the sausage'n'beans very acceptable, but US MREs? Or have they improved?

I wonder if the emergency planners here in Grimsby ("Europe's Food Town") are planning a cordon round the town? With barter markets outside the suburbs?

Enough of this dystopian musing!

Martin.

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"Martin Sylvester" wrote:

Actually, that reminds me of a very silly discussion I had with a few friends when we were undergrads-- what would be the most valuable thing to have after a global catastrphe that brought down civilization? We debated the value of gold, saw it as worthless. We also debated the value of books, and found that they were nice, but too bulky. We finally realized that the most valuable thing to have would be gunsmithing tools. ;-) It was just an intellectual execercise, though! Stop looking at me like that! I am *not* a nut, I just happen to find them interesting, that's all.

No, according to one of my friends in the reserves, they have not. In fact, according to the DOD, you're not supposed to live off of MRE's for too long, as they will, um, "clog you up." So for those of you outfitting your y2k bunkers, according to the Utne Reader you should "buy whole grain wheat and corn (maize) and a hand-powered grinder." I guess it's to help the MREs go down more easily.

And it looks like the US air carriers are already hoarding food-- Delta Airlines has announced that they will discontinue meal service on 140 flights-- replacing sandwiches with carrot sticks and dip or cheese and crackers. ;-) Sure, they *say* it's to save money, but we know better. :-)

Aww, c'mon Martin, it's fun! I'm saving as much y2k paranoia memoribilia as I can.... we'll look back in two years and have a nice chuckle from our tents. ;-)

going back to my bunker, rich.

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Daria: Some people are weird. Some are just astonishingly self-centered and deceitful.

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[email] wrote: <beware, wild snips>

How about: Heavily armed and hoarding all the women?

	I can't say about MREs as they came after my sentence,er,tour of duty.
C-rats were okay if you spiced them up a bit. Except for the spaghetti
and meatballs, which was renamed 'bloody worms and dirt' and the beans
and franks which was called beans and shrapnel due to its distructive
effects on your digestive tract.
	C-rats would also stop certain bodily functions. We used to have
this little contest after spending a week or two in the field. We'd
get our first messhall meal, wait an hour or so and hit the heads.
Prizes were awarded based on length, girth and curl.

Gotta sgree with rich. I've learned my lesson about posting on topic. ;)

Jon Armstrong The Space Ranger

Sick and twisted? Why, yes. Proud of it too.

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endless, namelessMiniCat155

MiniCat155 wrote:

That wouldn't be an AOL thing, would it?

I'm 16, Kyle's 17, so we aren't all much older.

I try to avoid watching MTV. I hate the "music" they play and I don't like TV much anyway. I like shopping, pity I never have any money to spend. I should probably get a job, but I'd rather have all my teeth pulled out without anaesthetic (no self-harm jokes, thank you!).

Ha, I have the exact same problem. Despite the fact that I only took one different GCSE to most of my friends (French instead of Child Development.), I somehow ended up in different classes to them for every subject except PE and Science.

That's OK. I did have a lot of difficulty reading it, but that was my fault. I dropped a contact lens on the floor and put it right back in my eye again without cleaning it.... not a good idea, I can tell you. I've probably got cat hairs and bits of carpet fluff in my eye now..... And I think it's inside out and all.....

Alli <going to find her damn glasses>

On Sat, 30 Jan 1999 21:37:07 +0000, "endless, nameless" wrote:

When I replied to his post, I started to say I was 16. I just can't get used to 17. It sounds too old to be me.

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endless, namelessKyle

Kyle wrote:

16 sounds too old to be me. I don't act 16, I don't look 16, I'm exactly the same as I was two years ago. And besides, I DON'T LIKE BEING 16!!! I WANT TO BE 3 AGAIN!!!

Alli

Jeg7777endless, nameless

You think you want to be younger now?? Wait until you're in your 30's.

Joe "My big brothers stripped me naked and covered me with molasses and left me in the middle of a field at night--it was AWESOME!!" --'Kevin Thompson' on "Daria" (discussing his weekend college visit)

In article , [email] wrote:

awhile

30's ? Wait till your 20's! I'm going to be 25 next month! That's a quarter century - gone!

[Ever seen Ralph Bakshi's "Heavy Traffic"? At the end, the Live Action Michael stops in the street, shouts "Ah, Shit!", then turns around and runs back the way he came. Think of that now as I say:]

AH, SHIT!

[If you can, find the film, but be warned, it's a cert 18 or an R or something. Don't expect a masterpiece either. ;P ]

I would like to be 10 years younger, but with the attitude and cynicism I have now... Either that, or a baboon. With the attitude and cynicism I have now.

Oh; for those ANGRY people out there: SMILE, DAMMIT! Accept that the world sucks, life is shitty, and MOVE ON! All my hate for the Idiot-mass that is humanity has turned to despair, but I still smile, mostly out of defiance (occasionally because I'm geniunely happy). Don't Hate; Right-wing Skinheads Hate, you wanna be like them? Hating pointless, a waste of time, and ultimately self destructive.

You can sit around moping about how life is "So-o-o Unfair", or you can say "I refuse to believe that this is IT!" and look for something better. If you can't find, it Keep Looking. Wear black, but dream in colour. Pain is how we know we're ALIVE. And be Civil; Righteous Anger is no excuse for bad language...

... I'm gonna go get my lunch now; I need some fresh air...

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endless, namelessFavourite_Crayon

[email] wrote:

I was actually happy for a while today, but then I remembered it was Feb 1 and that Richey James (of the Manics) disappeared exactly four years ago. And for this not particularly great reason, all the good things that happened today sort of disappeared. What is wrong with me?!?!

Ugh. Please don't talk about food, I've eaten far too much today..... And I was doing so well last week; I lost, like, five pounds.

Alli

But you only weighed six pounds to begin with! You'll end up a virtual Alli, with nothing left of you but your presence on the Net.

-Shez.

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Jessica L.Shez

She can be a pioneer into becoming pure energy. And then teach us all how to do it, if we're lucky.

--J.

Shez wrote:

endless, namelessShez

Shez wrote:

:) There's still 6st 1lb of me left yet! I went down to 5st 13lb, but then ate too much at the weekend.

Alli

Jessica L.endless, nameless

Okay, I must know. How many pounds are in one stone?

--J.

"endless, nameless" wrote:

Jessica L. wrote:

14. Don't ask about kilograms (or is that kilogrammes?) though. When it comes to metric, I am completely without clew (yes, I know it looks funny, but once upon a time that *was* considered an acceptable spelling).

MIKE (a.k.a. "Progbear")

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JESUS! not that i have any place telling others about weight gain, but.. how tall are you? hopefully not over 4 foot...

Po "Hmmm, Leo from Kansas? How do you know he's not some serial killer?" ~Adam Horovitz
Martin Sylvesterendless, nameless

endless, nameless wrote in message ...

And Alli was talking about *losing* weight!

According to the British Medical Association chart, a healthy weight for a female 5'5" tall is from 111 pounds (~50kg) to 143 pounds (~64kg). Caveat: this in adult chart, but the expected weight curve is virtually flat between 16 and 18, anyway. In the "Growth chart for girls," a girl aged sixteen is expected to weigh between 108 pounds and 150 pounds, and "the lowest measurement likely in a normal child," if she's female and aged 16, is 99 pounds (and even that's if she's 5'0" tall).

ISTM Alli has two choices:

(1) Gain some weight.

or

(2) Make sure her dad knows how to post to atd. Some of us UK Darianites who are fond of Alli might want to go to the funeral, but we can't if no-one tells us where and when.

Martin.

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..

I think you're being a bit melodramatic here. Anorexics have been known to fall below 4 stone before they peg out, so Alli's got months to live yet, well at least 6 weeks anyway. Those BMA figures sound more like average weights than healthy ones, I would have imagined that 7-9 stone was an optimum range rather than 8-10 stone.

-Shez.

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endless, namelessShez

Shez wrote:

This is all a little.... morbid, isn't it? You're discussing the amount of time

I have left to live! :)

OK, I'm going to change the subject completely. I just got back from the sixth form open evening at my school, and have once again changed my mind about what A levels I'm doing. I was going to do Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Design & Technology: Electronics. Then the careers advisor suggested that I do at least one subject that actually *interests* me, so I decided to do Art & Design instead of Further Maths. Then we had the 6th form open evening and I decided that Art & Design would be too time-consuming, especially as I'd have three other subjects to do, so I decided to do Psychology instead. One of my friends is considering that and, erm, Scott's pretty certain that he's taking it.....but that didn't influence my decision at all, no..... How pathetic am I? LOL.

Alli FRAAAAAAANCE!!!!

But it's fun being morbid!

The needle just went off the scale... Psychology's interesting though. Maybe you'll get to do some psychophysics experiments on each other!

-Shez.

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endless, namelessShez

Shez wrote:

One of my friends was thinking of becoming one of those people who takes photos of corpses before the post mortem examination; she was talking about it this morning, but I think she changed her mind when we started making necrophilia (sp?) jokes.....

Yeah, I was actually considering that before I decided to go into all that Maths, Physics, etc, but then when I decided not to do Further Maths I forgot about Psychology for a few days. I find that sort of thing extremely interesting; the way other people work, and also maybe a partial explanation as to why I seem to work differently to most.

:)
Alli FRAAAAAAANCE!!!!

There was an interesting case I heard of about a woman who worked in a mortuary and was a necrophiliac, and she used to shag the male corpses (presumably with the aid of rigor mortis...) Apparently she enjoyed the experience of being in total control. I guess a dead person is the ultimate in submissive/passive partners.

-Shez.

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In article , Shez wrote:

I was talking to a guy at a party once, who told me about working in a mortuary. I asked him if it was creepy or depressing, and he responded essentially, "Nah man, 'cause I get to f*ck all the dead women."

He may have been putting me on. Nevertheless, if my mom dies I am no way sending her to where that guy works.

"She always had a terrific sense of humor" Mikel Midnight (Valerie Solonas, as described by her mother) [email] __________________________________________________http://www.best.com/~blaklion

Hey, it's way past your bedtime Alli!

-Shez.

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Tarvokendless, nameless

On Sun, 31 Jan 1999 01:10:47 +0000, "endless, nameless" wrote:

If I could choose to do so, I would go back to being 7 or 8 again, and relive those years, better than the first time around. Or do the same thing again. Whatever.

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endless, namelessTarvok

Tarvok wrote:

My main mistakes in my childhood were made largely out of ignorance which was not my fault. Of course, it shouldn't have mattered that I was ignorant, because I shouldn't have been put in that situation.....and none of you have a clue what I'm talking about now. Nevermind.....

Alli

Hi Alli,

I do mind, but I have a pritty good idr what your talking about. And as I say ones before, I'll say it again, you starting to be pretty clear (to me at least) :>

Andrea DeStille

Yup I'm back

endless, namelessAndrea DeStille

Andrea DeStille wrote:

I was meaning several different things there, so you probably got one of them at least. :)

Alli

Tarvokendless, nameless

On Mon, 01 Feb 1999 18:23:11 +0000, "endless, nameless" wrote:

:p We all have those. I don't know exactly what you're talking about, but in a way, I do, but then again, maybe not... still, I know what it is to speak in metaphors. ;p

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TarvokMiniCat155

On 30 Jan 1999 19:40:34 GMT, [email] (MiniCat155) wrote:

Thirteen year old girl that babbles on about nothing much over a communication line?

Seems normal enough to me. ;p

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KyleMiniCat155

Do you want me to commisserate with you, and be nice and cordial?

Or do you want my honest opinion? This one'll probably not be what you want to here, but it'll be better for you in the long run.

On 30 Jan 1999 19:40:34 GMT, [email] (MiniCat155) wrote:

___ Kyle ICQ #12773280

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Minicat155 wrote:

<<You remember me right? I posted that "I Am Like Daria-No One Understands Me" post........Thanks to those who responded! I'm glad some of you can relate....>>

That's why we're here.

<<oh yeah and I'm also wondering why my post isn't here anymore....oh well that happens a lot to me like I'll post on a message board/newsgroup and my posts disappear! Strange.>>

Since *I* can still find it... try selecting "List All" instead of "List Unread". It should still be there.

<< in case you're wondering, i'm 13. I am the youngest one here right? >>

Well, my youngest son is 13, and he reads over my shoulder sometimes.

I've been lurking around in this newsgroup for awhile and it seems like you are all much older. >>

In my case, yes. Which would stand to reason since my youngest son is 13. (In Helen voice: " I was a young father. Too young, really.") (In fact, not really. I'm 40 now. You do the math).

<<Well I am not your typical teen....I mean, I am in some ways but I'm mostly not.......>>

Which means, of course, that you are. Except that you aren't. Since each individual, teen or not, is unique, none can really be typical. So you aren't. But that makes being individual typical. So you are. See?

Anyway, welcome to the group.

Peace Kevin