Ok, so I'm engaged in my usual daily routine (namely, being overworked & underpaid), and I overhear a couple of guys from the company's MIS department talking outside my office door. (Yeah, I'm still working on perma-temp status, but I've been moved out of my cubicle into an office of my own -- with a real door and everything! Except my own wastebasket. Go figure.) Anyway, one guy is telling the other guy about something he heard on on Jay Leno (or was it Letterman), and the guy tells his co-worker, " What he said had me rotflolling!"
Rotflolling? Rotflolling, I wonder --is that a word? Then suddenly, it hits me: this guy has just used the term ROTFOL as a -- well, I can't recall what part of speech it is at the moment (a gerund? participle? I know it's not an infinitive).
For those who may not know, ROTFLOL is an abbreviation for "Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud." This abbreviation is often used in Internet chatrooms & newsgroups as a way to communicate to fellow chatters/posters that something is particularly amusing. Until now, I had thought that this term was confined ONLY to 'Net communications (including e-mail) as a way of saving keystrokes & minimizing space, saving time, & staving off carpal tunnel syndrome & other computer related injuries. (Note to Mindy: If you're reading this, Get Well Soon, babe!)
Well, this person at work has disturbed the equilibrium in my universe.(Or maybe I'm getting that stomach bug that's been going around.) I mean, since when have people started using 'Net abbreviations in their everyday language? ROTFLOLLING? What next -- are people gonna start saying "BTW" instead of "by the way" in their conversations? Will people care that it takes longer to verbalize "bee-tee-double-you" instead of the 3 syllables in By The Way? And I shudder to think that people could start drawing emoticons [like :) and ;) ] in the air, you know, like when people say " Whatever" & they do that thing with their hands.
What I'm asking y'all is whether you've noticed other folks adding 'Net speak to their vocabularies. Are other people saying "rotlflolling" or "rotflolled" or "HTH" {Hope That Helps} or BTW or IMO or any other abbreviations when they're talking face to face with other people? Are people making emoticons with their hands instead of just waving hi or giving the thumbs up or the finger? Is this a trend that has slipped by me, without my noticing? Or is it all part of a sinister Big Brother government plot to control our mind by screwing with our speech?
And what if this "language" is turned into just another form of slang, that no one will be using in a few years (or months)? How will we communicate online & offlline without sounding like totally uncool geeks?
I'm hoping that this MIS guy is the only one doing this. Mainly because I think it's kinda silly. And also because I don't feel like having to translate Netspeak to everyone in my office over the age of 40 (especially that one chick who just now found out that you can shop through the Internet).
The whole thing makes me want to :O (scream).
Feedback from you guys will be appreciated. It would put my mind at ease.
Chirping (& definitely NOT "rotflolling") through the night,
Cricket