Twisted Fanfics

Any site out there with twisted fanfics? Lawndale just can't be that boring!

On 22 Nov 1998 09:25:30 GMT, [email] (PimpRadio) wrote:

Well if you're dissatisfied with the current state of fanfics write your own. If you don't feel like writing your own alter your favorite fanfic in the style of William Burroughs' "cut ups" here's what you do: 1) mainline some cocaine 2) gather all the radios and Televisions you can find, turn them all on at once on random stations or static. 3) ingest huge amounts of hallucinogenic mushrooms 4) kill your wife at your mexican marijuana farm 5) print out the fanfic, pack your bags and haul ass to Tangier 6) start work on your fanfic by cutting it apart sentence by sentence 7) develop a nasty heroin habit 8) reassemble the sentences at random 9) move to france, publish your work, rake in the cash

- How come those pit bulls are eating your driver but they're not touching that pizza? What do they know that we don't know. -Bill Hicks

This is clearly what I am going to have to do! If I do all that, I will not have to fool around with stories about Daria!

Happydude wrote:

Yeah. That should work. Is the wife-murdering part really necessary, though?

On Sun, 22 Nov 1998 17:37:55 +0000, "endless, nameless" wrote:

not really, some of these can be left out if you choose. Old Bill didn't exactly make the best choices in life but it made for some good reading. Burroughs claimed it was an accident, he was trying to shoot a drinking glass off the top of her head and ended up hitting her in the forehead. She was addicted to benzedrine at the time so she likely wasn't thinking very clearly when she agreed to participate in his game.

- How come those pit bulls are eating your driver but they're not touching that pizza? What do they know that we don't know. -Bill Hicks

Happydude wrote:

Why was he trying to shoot a drinking glass off the top of his wife's head if he didn't want to kill her?

On Sun, 22 Nov 1998 18:12:46 +0000, "endless, nameless" wrote:

It's hard to say for sure since everybody in the house at the time was heavily addicted to one substance or another all accounts are fuzzy at best. There is endless speculation about what really happened and why. From what I understand Burroughs said "lets do our William Tell act." She put the glass on her head, he shot, she died. Her benzedrine addiction was driving her insane, she spent a great deal of her time hallucinating and drawing spider webs. He was growing frustrated by her actions and I guess he saw it as the only way out. He likely did want to kill her due to her insanity and his conflicting sexuality and wanted to make it look like an accident. or it all could have been a drug-crazed mistake.

- How come those pit bulls are eating your driver but they're not touching that pizza? What do they know that we don't know. -Bill Hicks

Happydude wrote:

Interesting....

endless, nameless wrote:

     Yeah...and you left out the bit where you appear on an album by Laurie
Anderson.
     "Paging Mr. Sharkey, white courtesy phone."

MIKE (a.k.a. "Progbear")

make GEORYN disappear to reply

"Parece cosa de maligno. Los pianos no estallan por casualidad." --Gabriel Garcia Marquez

N.P.:nothing

I believe fanfic by definition is twisted.

On 22 Nov 1998 09:25:30 GMT, [email] (PimpRadio) wrote:

Uh-oh, someone just put me in a position of responsibility! The day has suddenly turned sinister...

Kyle wrote:

Amen! Totally, it's all twisted...