Actually I can't claim the original idea for this, someone is doing something similar on afsm, but it struck me that Daria would make an excellent "Anne Robinson" for a Lawndale version of this show. I can just imagine the smirk as she says...
"Quinn, with eight votes, you *are* the weakest link. Goodbye!"
Or maybe the combination of the FC members at the end of a round, saying "well, in that round you banked a miserable zero. Nothing. Zilch. It might seem redundant to say this but considering that you got no questions correct during that round, your next decision is to ditch the deadwood, move the moron. It's time for you to vote..."
"Tiffany, have you considered a lifetime subscription to MENSA?"
"Mr. DeMartino, you leave with nothing." "Well that FIGURES!"
I wonder who would be contestants on "The Weakest Link" besides the Fashion Club and Mr. DeMartino. Maybe Mr. O'Neill, and I can definitely think of Brittany and Kevin -- Dumb and Dumber in my book. :-) Hey, that gives me an idea.
Daria: "So, Brittany and Kevin -- or should I say, Dumb and Dumber?"
Sandi: Here we are on the Keul People's Show. I'm Sandi, and I am the President of Ceremonies. Tonight we'll ask questions on fashion correctness. I'm joined tonight by the *braniac* brigade. Daria MorgonDorble looking ew sew keul in her summer tweeds, Jodie Jumbumba dressed in her Kwanza seut and Chuckie Alcatraz, looking fetching in his stripes and plaids.
Sew, tell me Daria, how *are* you tonight?
Daria: Well, I ....
Sandi: New one cares. It obviously took you all of twenty seconds to dress for National Television tonight.
Jodie, how long did you look to find that *thing* to wear with so many unccordinated slashes of color?
Jodie: Well, I ....
Sandi: I suppose yew think I have to listen but I don't. Chuckie, did you throw up on that shirt or just mug a Hawaiian?
Chuck: Ah, luvley lady, I ...
Sandi: Eeew, I actually *talked* to yew, somebody backstage get me a lysterine slurpie. Dewnt move fast, Chuckie, or we'll all have eukalyptus fits from all those clashing kolors ....
Jodie: Don't you mean "encephalitic?"
Sandi: Spoken like the disgusting *brain* that yew are, Little miss Weak Link ... eewww I must shield my eyes from all this coloristic insanity ....
Daria: I think you mean "epileptic?"
Sandi: ding, ding, we have our first *winner* here, Daria MogenDangle, an inspiration to fashion criminals everywhere. YewAREourWEAKESTlink,Goodbye.
Jodie: Wait. Don't you have to ask a question?
Sandi: Whew are yew? Little Miss Fairness in that Brazillian clownsuit? All that silly questioning would just extend the pain of looking at your fashion choices, speaking of which, you never answered my first question, so <ding!> YewLinkGoodbye.
Chuck: It's just you and me now, pretty lady, and I *like* older women. Let me jump up and down and send you to a higher plane ....
Sandi: The winner tonight is Tiffany, who knew all the right answers and already knows how to dress.
Tiffany (comes in from the side): Thaank yoooou .....
Chuck (jumps up and down): I'll win the real prize yet ...
Tiffany screams and drops in a heap to the floor.
Daria and Jodie run in from stage right.
Daria: We're gonna help your fashion choices ...
Jodie: ... by giving you a cat-fight makeover ....
Daria and Jodie forcibly pull a frilly bridesmaid's dress over the top of Sandi's tailored librarian suit. Then they put a Krusty the clown nose and a green false hair piece on her head.
Tiffany: soooo wheeere's my priiiize???
Chuck: Never mind Tiffany. Where's MY prize?
Stacy (runs in from stage right): .. Here I am, Mister C.
On 28 Jun 2001 23:34:48 GMT, [email] (Belle Book) wrote:
Probably something along the lines of "Stupid freakin' show... hard freakin' questions... I'm too freakin' popular to have to put up with these dumb freakin' things! Especially when it's hosted by my freakin' brainy sister!"
Ohhh, yeah, I think we *all* have a new take on Quinn now...
On 28 Jun 2001 23:34:48 GMT, [email] (Belle Book) wrote:
You think she'd even be *on* the show?
Quinn: But Muh-ahm, I *can't* be on that show! Daria's the host, and if any of my friends see me, and she decides to tell people I'm her sister on NATIONAL TV -
Helen: Now Quinn, this is Daria's first television show. We have to be supportive, don't we?
Jake: I remember asking to go on TV when I was young, but did they let me? Oh NO! Not poor Jakie! He had to make do with a cardboard box with the front cut away and hope that someone passing by would take an interest, DAMMIT!!!