Daria-Celebrity Deathmatch Bout?

S03E01 Daria!retroMar 15, 2001, 7:12 PM ET2 years later16 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.daria
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Steve Crossalt.tv.daria

This subject may have been broached a few months ago, before I started checking out this NG, but has anybody kicked around some possibilities for a CD ep with Daria? (We'd want her to win, of course.)

Here are my ideas:

Daria, Quinn, and Jane vs. the Powerpuff Girls.

Daria vs. Sailor Moon.

Kevin Thompson vs. Johnny Bravo.

Any more?

Steve Cross

Dark AngelSteve Crossalt.tv.daria

How about Mr. Demartino vs. Mr. Buzzcut (B&B)

Mr. Anderson vs. Hank Hill (which is like Beast Master at 3AM on Cinemax vs. Beast Master2 on Showtime at 4:40AM)

The gal from Goth Talk ( Sircy Nighshade) vs. Andrea

Mr. Van Dressen vs. Mr. O'Neil (see sarchastic remark on bout #2

Stuart from B&B vs. Tad (or whatever the really smart kid's name was...Daria's second love interest).

De De (Dexter's sister) vs. Quinn

Steve CrossDark Angelalt.tv.daria

DeMartino would be great on CD. It would give him a focus for his anger.

Uh, one of them has got to be a Daria character to qualify for this thread.

Who's Van Dressen?

I think Quinn would look really gorgeous as a clay-mation character. She's normally a very non-violent person and would need a special motive to beat the sh*t out of somebody. It would have to somebody with a very different sense of style.

Steve Cross

chikaSteve Crossalt.tv.daria

In article , Steve Cross wrote:

The two face off across the ring, the crowd shouting and baying for blood. Suddenly Deedee notices the short T-shirt that Quinn is wearing...

"OOOOOOOO!!!! What does this button dooooo?"

"Ewwwwww....."

Don't mind me... not well...

Jeg7777Steve Crossalt.tv.daria

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A teacher in Beavis & Butthead's school.

was...Daria's

Ted DeWitt-Clinton? From "The New Kid"? I'm not sure I'd say he was a LOVE interest.

Joe If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Steve Cross said:

B&B's wimpy hippie teacher. I think that the match would end in a surprise substitution -- O'Neill would be unable to land a blow, Van Dressen would slap O'Neill gently, causing Tim to collapse in tears, and a furious Janet Barch would leap in screaming "LAY OFFA SKINNY!" and rip Van Dressen's head off, then comfort her fallen hero.

Quinn is fiercer than DeeDee. On the other hand, DeeDee's sibling is scarier than Quinn's :)

Sincerely Yours, Jordan -- "To urge the preparation of defence is not to assert the imminence of war. On

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Daria wants a stealth bomber. Dexter has one.

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Wait, I take it back. DeeDee's actually capable of fierceness -- remember the Ninja episode?

Sincerely Yours, Jordan -- "To urge the preparation of defence is not to assert the imminence of war. On

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Yes, but I also remember her "kick boxing" attempts in the Major Glory sidekick episode...

Jordan S. Bassiorchikaalt.tv.daria

Chika said:

Remember why they "worked?"

Sincerely Yours, Jordan -- "To urge the preparation of defence is not to assert the imminence of war. On
Dark AngelSteve Crossalt.tv.daria

Lay off Cross boy. Both Hank Hill and Mr. Anderson are creations of Mike Judge who allowed for Daria's creation (though he didn't actually creat her). So lay off Cross.

Steve CrossDark Angelalt.tv.daria

Okay, okay. I'm sorry for my I-own-the-thread attitude. <JimCarreymode> Please don't kill me. </JimCarreymode>

OTOH, it wouldn't be a fair fight. Mr. Anderson is a good 20 years older than Hank, who'd clean his clock in a hurry.

Steve Cross