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<Upchuck> Tell me more!!! GRRRRRR!!! </Upchuck>

M Man

[email] (MMan37x) wrote in message news:...

That just reminds me about that wonderful BBC-Comedy: "Bottom" Series 1, Episode 1. Smells. by Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall. *** Scene A Sex Shop. [Richie is lurking outside the door; he pushes Eddie into the shop.]

Richie:[hissing, from the door] Get some pheromone, get the pheromone.

Assistant: Can I help you, sir?

Richie: No.

Assistant: Do you wish to purchase anything to assist you with your sex life?

Richie: What are you implying? That I'm some sort of sexual inadequate? I have a very full and rich and varied sex life, thank you very much. I don't need anything from a shop like this!

Assistant: Would you get out then sir?

Richie: No.

Assistant: Why not?

Richie: It's a secret. [He gestures urgently to Eddie.]

Eddie: [to Richie]Okay.[quietly] Hhhm, two bottles of pheromone please.

Assistant: Pardon?

Eddie: Hhhhhhhhh, two bottles of pheromone please.

Assistant: Pheromone! Oh yes, that's the sex spray for inadequate men who find it impossible to attract women?

Eddie: That's the one, yes.

Assistant: [to Richie] Isn't it, sir?

Richie: Ah, I've got no idea, not being a pervert I'm not up on these things.

Assistant: Your sex spray gentlemen!

Eddie: Hh, hhh, I've got it!

Richie: Fantastic, give me mine! Let's go! Er, I mean, well done Doctor..

Eddie: I'm not a doctor!

Richie: Shut up. We are men of science! We live our lives on a higher plane than you do, buster! Where truth and purity and virginity are the only things we respect!

Eddie: That's right Richie. Let's get back to the flat, bung a bit of this on, get down the pub and see if we can pick up some birds!

Richie: Yeah! *** Of course in the end of the episode, it is then prooved , that that stuff doesn't work at all, sad isn't it :-(

[email] (MMan37x) wrote in news:20021119052528.23161.00000059@mb- bg.news.cs.com:

:)

<Butt-head> uhuhuhuhhuhu we're gonna score uhuhuuhuhuhh </Butthead>

Phill.

<Daria>

You guys are *never* going to score!

</Daria>

M Man

[email] (MMan37x) wrote in news:20021127192432.24327.00007860@mb- mw.news.cs.com:

<Beavis> Go away.....diareeah ! </Beavis>

:)

Phill.

<Daria>

I went away and got my own show for 5 years. When's the last time you two had a new episode?

</Daria>

M Man

[email] (MMan37x) wrote in news:[email]:

:)

<Butthead> Yeah but we like made it to hollywood or something uhuhuhuhu wood uhuhuhuhuh </Butthead>

Phill.

chika wrote in news:[email]:

<Butthead> uhuhuh easy women rule uuhuhuhuhh like Beavis' mom uhuhuhuh </Butthead> <Beavis> Shut up fartknocker, I'll kick your ass </Beavis>

:)

Phill.

"Phill Harvey-Smith" wrote in message news:...

<Daria> You guys are NEVER gonna get any. </Daria>

D. T. Dey

<Van Driessen>

Now, now, can't we all be pleasant to each other?

</Van Driessen>

M Man

[email] (Daniel Dey) wrote in news:[email]:

<Janet Barch> Male sexist pigs! No, wait, that's a redundancy. You, you, you---MALES! </Janet Barch>

Steve Cross