You can tell he's an idiot

Jul 23, 199935 posts by 12 postersalt.tv.daria
35 posts

You are not an idiot, Deja sometimes has these really gah awful lulls where it simply will not work. I do remember the at-least-two times when it completely, utterly refused to work properly as a newsgroup agent. 'Tis one of the reasons why I'm really liking this whole "posting with Netscape's newsgroup reader" thing. You don't know how glad I am that this option is now available for me. Wait, receiving transmission..."WELCOME TO SUBURBAN BERLIN!"...OK, all better now :o)

Going Japan crazy at this moment,

She who looks sharp inside her pointed shoes.

spaceranger wrote:

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Diane Aguilar of Diane Aguilar Stylistics writes:

Speaking of deja, someone recently posted this fabulous piece of html to alt.folklore.computers which creates a simple search form that allows you to access dejanews without all the usual crap. Just cut and paste it into a file (eg. using windows notepad) and save or rename it as a html document ("deja.html" for instance), and then open it when you're online and you can use it to look up newsgroup postings really easy.

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<html>
<form action="http://www.deja.com/[ST_rn=ps]/qs.xp" method=get>
<input type=hidden name="ST" value="PS">
Find <input type="hidden" name="maxhits" value="100">
<select name="defaultOp" size=1>
<option value="AND" selected>all
<option value="OR">any
</select>
of these keywords: <input type="text" name="QRY" size="30">
<p> in the <select name="DBS" size=1>
<option value=1 selected>complete
<option value=2>standard
<option value=3>adult
<option value=4>jobs
<option value=5>for sale
</select>
usenet database
<input type="hidden" name="OP" value="CLASSIC">
<input type="hidden" name="LNG" value=english>
sorted by <select name="showsort" size=1>
<option value="score" selected>confidence
<option value="subject">subject
<option value="newsgroup">forum
<option value="author">author
<option value="date">date
</select>
With the following attributes.
<pre>
Subject:       <input type=text name=subjects size=50><p>
Newsgroup:     <input type=text name=groups size=50><p>
Author:        <input type=text name=authors size=50><p></pre>

Oh, thank you so much for the HTML coding! That's mainly why I go back to Deja these days...that and to check on any old e-mail I may get. Thank you tons...this is a real treat. :)

She who looks sharp inside her pointed shoes.

Shez wrote:

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If you're hooked up with a good enough ISP, you don't even NEED DejaNews to connect to a.t.d.

I KNEW Microsoft Outlook would come in handy sooner or later (Hint, hint). :-)

The Outsider (Formerly known as Chris Smith) Http://moe.intelos.net/~cws

In article , "The Outsider" wrote:

DejaNews to

hint).

Agreed. Actually I read Alt.tv.daria through OE but the news server won't let me post, and the News server that came with my ISP don't have a.t.d. So I am forced, reluctantly, to use Deja.

Doesn't ANYONE in this town wear pants anymore? -Helen DtM Aren't you a little afraid their might be a hell? -Audrea the Goth Chick to Quin in Too Cute
TarvokCrazy Nutsoalt.tv.daria

On Sat, 24 Jul 1999 21:20:27 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from crazy nutso , and it said:

You know, I think most ISPs have a place you can request the addition of a group.

- Tarvok http://members.xoom.com/Tarvok remove NOSPAM to reply via E-mail Ap D+ T3 Wn Q++ FN^FR

On Sat, 24 Jul 1999 07:19:25 -0400, "The Outsider" wrote:

Outlook SUCKED! It ran so slow it almost crashed my computer every time I changed NG's.

Up with Forte Agent!

Another Nugget Of Wisdom From the Wonderful World of Kyle(TM) ICQ 12773280 e-mail:[email].

The Outsider of writes:

Yeah, reading news with a web browser sucks big time. But deja comes in handy when you need to search for stuff, assuming of course that their service is actually working at the time - people have been reporting huge discrepancies from day to day when submitting the same search query. Someone trying to find reports on some event that happened a couple of years ago said they got no matches one day and about 100 the next!

-Shez.

In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's. Take a break at the Last Stop Cafe at <URL: http://www.xerez.demon.co.uk/>

Actually, it won't do what I was referring to, which is look up old posts on newsgroups. I know how to post without Deja; that's what I'm doing right now (and I'm doing it with a Netscape news reader, which I like much better than Outlook...just MO, 'tis all).

*yawn*...OK, that's enough for me for a while...went to sleep at 1 a.m. last night, had to wake up at 3:45 a.m. to go to work, am thusly very much out of it....

Shutting down all systems,

She who is definitely wise in Secret Oktober

The Outsider wrote:

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TarvokThe Outsideralt.tv.daria

On Sat, 24 Jul 1999 07:19:25 -0400, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from "The Outsider" , and it said:

Ugh, I hate OE. It's always the browser for those that seem to think posing in HTML is cool. Forte' Free Agent is much better, though it has a slightly higher learning curve;.

- Tarvok http://members.xoom.com/Tarvok remove NOSPAM to reply via E-mail Ap D+ T3 Wn Q++ FN^FR

[email] (Tarvok) wrote:

Yeah-- I loved Free Agent so much, I popped for the $40 and got the full version. It's perfectly suited for newsgroups, once you get the hang of it. ;-) Netscape's NR is okay, but not nearly as flexible. The best part of FA is the ability to use a variety of sig lines. ;-) And while it thoroughly ignores html, it will allow you to launch the browser of your choice if you double-click on a link. Cool.

(for those curious, FA can be found at www.forteinc.com )

rich.

"This is Precious Roy, and I just ate a handful of honeybees!" -- Precious Roy.

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[email] (paperpusher) wrote:

<buncha stuff snipped>

I almost forgot-- the other reason i love FA is that after you select a message for download, when it gets it, it always tells you, "Finished retrieving bodies." So, not only is it getting messages for you, it's also retrieving bodies for you as well-- handy if you're a mad scientist-type.

wondering where he put that extra brain, rich.

Jane: You're a twisted little cruller, ain't'cha?

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It's alive...it's ALIVE! "Weird Science!"

("From my heart and from my hand/why don't people understand my intentions?")

LOL...it's Oingo Boingo time!

Silly,

She who is definitely wise in Secret Oktober.

paperpusher wrote: <snip>

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Do I get to wear a bra on my head?

On Sat, 24 Jul 1999 21:56:26 -0500, Diane Aguilar wrote:

Kyle, he of the annoyingly long sig

"next to of course god america i

"next to of course god america i love you land of the pilgrims' and so forth oh say can you see by the dawn's early my country 'tis of centuries come and go and are no more what of it we should worry in every language even deafanddumb thy sons acclaim your glorious name by gorry by jingo by gee by gosh by gum why talk of beauty what could be more beaut- iful than these heroic happy dead who rushed like lions to the roaring slaughter they did not stop to think they died instead then shall the voice of liberty be mute?"

He spoke. And drank rapidly a glass of water

LOL...if you insist. Although I thought you were going to mention something about a Barbie doll....

Lost in the '80s,

Diane/CityGirl7609

Kyle wrote:

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More specifically, can I wear your bra on my head? Or Alli's?

The only other one's availible are my family's. And that just seems wrong.

On Sat, 24 Jul 1999 22:56:30 -0500, Diane Aguilar wrote:

Kyle He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

What, your family has a familial *bra*? Really? So, like, little sis and mom take turns using it? ;)

I think you forgot some other femmes here on this ng. Michelle? Where's the mention of *her*? She's a femme don't you think?

Also...I should think Andrea DeStitte (sp?) is still here somewhere on this ng. And Mindy. And Dagny. And...I think I must've forgotten some...anyways, there are a lot more females than that.

Besides...don't you think you should splurge and buy yourself a new one? Would be all yours, no asking to borrow or anything.

Contributing to the delinquency of a...wait, are you a minor?...

Diane/CityGirl7609

Kyle wrote:

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On Sat, 24 Jul 1999 23:57:16 -0500, Diane Aguilar wrote:

I'm supposed to remember all you peoples names off the top of my head? I wouldn't even have mentioned you except you happened to be right there in the thread.

I'm broke.

17.

Kyle He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

Kyle wrote:

Oh wow. I'm touched.No, seriously, *I* remember most of you guys' names. I remember you, and rich, and Jeg, and Tarvok, and Fr. Martin, and Jordan, and Mike, and Shez, and the space ranger, and Bear/favorite crayon, and the Outsider, and Mikel, and those are just off the top of my head. So why can't you remember...? :P (LOL)

Sure, that's what they all say....Anyone wanna pitch in to the "Help Kyle get his own bra" fund? (passes around collection plate)>

Oh, OK then...

Really contributing to the delinquency of a minor ;),

Diane/CityGirl7609 ([email])

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BTW, I would just like to say it's a sign of the maturity of this group that we can have this conversation at the same time as some seriously heavy political crap a few threads above us.

On Sun, 25 Jul 1999 20:56:51 -0500, Diane Aguilar wrote:

Kyle He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

I think it's because we all recognize that the "seriously heavy political crap" is just opinions and does not reflect on how we view each other's personality. I don't hate you 'cos you believe so completely differently from what I believe, and I would imagine you feel the same way. Which *is* a sign of maturity...yeah.

Well, need to go to bed. Have to wake up at 4 a.m. (how fun -- not *g*). 'Tis all.

Diane/CityGirl7609 ([email])

Kyle wrote:

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In article , [email] wrote:

<deep mode> This statement personifies almost everything that this group is. We are all individuals but we CAN communicate effectively, despite our differences. </deep mode>

As for Kyle not remembering everyone's name -- Methinks tis a defense mechanism, so he doesn't have to admit that he cares about all of us (almost) as much as his beloved Cubs (<baseball mode> I'm disappointed in those Cubbies, Kyle. They could've beaten those Mets at least once </baseball mode>).

The-guy-who-can't-wait-to-get-the-internet-at-home-through-my-cable- company-so-I'm-not-required-to-use-deja

Mike Quinn Not Changing My Sig Just Wondering If This Got Through Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/

The illustrious Mike Quinn wrote:

"Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"...don't know why I felt compelled to put that on there.Anyways, that was really very sweet of you to put that up. I think that way too. Aw...LOL. Going to have a nice mushy moment right here....

I understand. I care about you guys as much as I care about my v. longtime beloved Duran Duran, as well as my v. favorite San Antonio Spurs (whom btw I'm soooo happy for even today). Have never really gotten into baseball, but if you're a Chicagoan I can see why you would have a passion for it.

Starting up a "get Mike Quinn online at home!" fundraising campaign started so Mike won't have to use Deja anymore,

Diane

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In article , [email] wrote:

I'm illustrious! Aw shucks <blushes>

I say this calls for a group hug :)

Yeah, the devotion and loyalty of Chicagoans to their Cubs is admirable. I'm happy for those Spurs, too. To me, them beating the Knicks is like a triumph for good over evil (being from Philly, I have an extreme dislike for all New York area sports teams -- Go Phils, boo Mets).

Now that is sweet! That's one reason why I don't like take extended vacations away from my office/lab because I don't have internet access at home (at that's also why you rarely hear from me on the weekends). Regrettfully, I have the rest of the week off :( and I really do miss this place.

Thanks, again friend

Michael Quinn - Electrical & Computer Engineering Villanova University [email] http://homestead.deja.com/user.mikequinn/mdrr_archive.html
Jeg7777Mike Quinnalt.tv.daria

And if someone draws a picture of you, you'd be "The illustrious, illustrated Mike Quinn." :-)

Sure, why not?

But don't Cubs fans have a breaking point? At some point, shouldn't they get fed up with the losing?

I prefer "Die Mets Die" but that's just me. :-)

Joe "Ladies and gentlemen, the Flyers...are going to win...the Stanley Cup! The Flyers win the Stanley Cup! The Flyers win the Stanley Cup! The Flyers have won the Stanley Cup!!" -- Gene Hart 1931-1999

On Tue, 27 Jul 1999 20:13:37 -0400, Jeg7777 wrote:

You'd think that, wouldn't you. Somehow, we come back for more. Besides, 3 playoff appearances in the last 15 years isn't *too* bad.

Actually, I live in downstate Illinois, not Chicago.

Now *that* is a beautiful slogan.

Kyle He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

[email] (Kyle) wrote:

I agree wholeheartedly. ;-)

rich.

Tiffany: "Oh, no. Wind, hair."

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Awwww...I didn't get this message until now. *snif*...that was really really sweet of you. *snif* *snif*

You're so sweet.... I really do wish we could get you hooked up at home so you could spend more time here. (getting really mushy now)

Awwww...!

Diane

Mike Quinn wrote: <snip really sweet message>

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In article , [email] wrote:

And my mom doesn't think I'm emotional enough. Little does she know...

Believe me my mushy moments are fewer and further between than they should be, I'll take/give all that I can :)

I wish I could be around more, too. Right now, it's a matter of proirities (I'm in the process of buying a new car). Though, I'm still here a lot :)

Right back at you

Michael Quinn - Electrical & Computer Engineering Villanova University [email] http://homestead.deja.com/user.mikequinn/mdrr_archive.html

On Mon, 26 Jul 1999 17:29:38 GMT, Mike Quinn wrote:

What? You people make me so crazy! I don't have time to keep up with most of your conversations (darn social life!), and when I do follow along, you all bitch about how you are just like Daria and all popular stuff sucks! I hate you all! I HATE YOU AAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniff* Why doesn't anybody love me?

If they had, idiot GM Ed Lynch would have thought they were in contention at 10 games back and traded the farm system for some mediocre middle reliever. (And I'm usually not a GM basher)

Kyle He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

On Sun, 25 Jul 1999 20:56:51 -0500, Diane Aguilar wrote:

cause I hate you all!!!!!!!!!!

Or cause I'm horrible with names.

Sweet!

I promise not to buy the bra till I turn 18 in a few months.

Kyle He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

Kyle wrote:

LOL, you know ya love us...you couldn't get along without us! *g*

As for the "horrible with names" bit...now that one I'm likely to believe....

LOL, Cartman....  ;)

Deal.

Diane/CityGirl7609 ([email])

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In article , [email] wrote:

They were a great band, weren't they? Is their stuff now available on CD?

--.\\<-H-- who briefly was acquainted with Rob Dean when he was living in LA and playing with a band called Vivabeat. I lost contact with him when he moved back to the UK to join Gary Numan's "I, Assassin" band.

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They are/were a great band, yes. They're my second favorite musical artist behind Duran Duran (and that's saying *a lot*, knowing how much music I like).

As for whether or not their material is available on CD...yes, of course...a simple search on cdnow.com will pop up a number of their releases on CD, as well as a simple search on gemm.com. I found my "In Vogue" CD at a local music chain called "CD Exchange", which is really cool because you don't often find their material on ANY format anywhere (trust me, it took me a YEAR to hunt down this one album).

One great URL devoted to Japan is vzone.virgin.net/japan.assemblage -- great for finding lyrics, discography, plus loads of great pics and rare songs (like the instrumental version of "Life in Tokyo").

ObDaria: Wouldn't Daria herself love this band? Their lyrics are poetic and grounded in the notion that what we're living in is the real world. I'm sure she'd like my very favorite Japan song, "Halloween"...or how about "Alien"...or "Obscure Alternatives"...actually, "OA" would be a great song for Mystik Spiral to cover....

:),

She who is definitely wise in Secret Oktober.

Michelle Klein-Hass wrote:

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Michelle Klein-Hass wrote in message news:[email]...

Certainly in (and from) the UK. If you care to visit URL: http://www.cdparadise.com/ser/serpge.asp?shop=3530 and enter "Japan" in the Artist field, you'll get quite a few hits, some of them on 48hr despatch, starting from under a fiver. [1]

Martin.

[1] Disclosure: I'm in the CDParadise partner programme. If you were to order GBP500 (yep, five hundred pounds!) worth of CDs using the above link, I would receive a commission payment. Isn't going to happen, I know, but if I didn't mention it I'd feel dirty. The bad kind of dirty. ;:-)

I do not intend to imply that any views expressed above represent the policy of any organisation, nor do I warrant any information to be accurate. URL: http://www.sylvesternet.freeserve.co.uk/martin/ for: Daria books/video; Parish of St Mary on the Sea & St John Fisher, Grimsby, UK; Catholic books.