Lawndale Couples

Who would make the most absurd couple in Lawndale?

How about Angela Li and Trent?

That would be samething.

Than again, what about Andrea with kevin (she realy hats him..)

... Jordan, what if Angela Li is Andrea's mom.. would explain a lot to not? :)

Andrea

(mm waht about andrea and jordan? ;)

Andrea DeStille said:

Ewww ...

Hmm ... there's never been any mention of Angela Li having been married (but of course she might have been a single mother) or having a child (but why should there be such mention). Possibly ...

Sincerely Yours, Jordan

"All the Universe or Nothingness ... that is the question. Which shall it be?" (H. G. Wells)

How about Kevin and Ms. Barch? Brittany and Mr. DeMartino?

In article , [email] wrote:

Those are matches made in he... well, someplace I haven't been, anyway.

Daria and Trent.

Upchuck and Helen a close second.

On 30 Jun 1999 03:12:35 GMT, [email] (Ariel1099) wrote:

The Manny Alexander of alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs

Ariel said:

RETCH! Sincerely Yours, Jordan

"All the Universe or Nothingness ... that is the question. Which shall it be?" (H. G. Wells)

On 30 Jun 1999 03:12:35 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from [email] (Ariel1099), and it said:

Mack and Quinn

[email] (Ariel1099) wrote:

DeMartino and Barch. <g>

rich.

Jane: Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta.

In article , [email] wrote:

All these suggestions of unusual pairings might make an interesting scene on "couples therapy night." Imagine these proposed couples, along with the Guptys, Helen and Jake, and whoever else.

RKHenry wrote:

For some truly disturbing imagery, imagine Helen, Jake, and the Guptys engaged in a swinging wife swapping party.

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Dude! That's pretty f***ed up, right here.

On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 13:46:12 GMT, Mike Quinn wrote:

Sorry, Mike, I hope you weren't eating. ;)

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No, but I don't think I'll be able to eat for a few days now ;)

i eat loads usually*, but that was enough to put me off food for a while...

*and it shows... people keep saying stuff like "hi alli, you're looking really *healthy* now you know"... this translates approximately as "well, you obviously recovered from your eating disorder..." which means "fucking hell, you've put on weight!" :(

Hey, congratulations! So you've passed the 6 stone mark?

-Shez.

haha, i am assuming so.

heh, i weighed myself yesterday.. 6 1/2 stone! i was like, cripes! then i checked again this morning... haha, the scales were set wrong... 6 stone. :)

Good thing your not puting on tomuch wait at ones. otherwise it all be pure fat.

Anyway how heavy is it in kg or lb's??

Andrea ...---...

So I hate impirialisem, I just like to be queen in my own house.

:)

6 stone = 84 lb = about 38kg. :)

Dont sound like much but I dont know how tall you are.

(Than agin who ame I to talk with 65 kg by 1,75)

Just ceep nibeling, the wich aint at home. :)

I do understand that many people are uging you to eat and making you not wane eat. (I have bin there after my operation's 10 years ago)

Good luck and take care ( lose ventilators around :)

Andrea

5'4"-ish... which i think is about 163cm. :)

:)

yeah, it's pretty annoying..

:)

samething like that. Sort rull of a good womens whid = height in cm ninus 100 - 10= X Kg

163-100=63 63-10=53 Kg

but this dosnt work well with smaller people (it works on everich dutch people cors there bigest in the world (everich height is 180 cm)) so smaler sould use 10% instad of 10 so say 55 Kg. Still it maybe that your on wheight at 45 kg. As I beleve your still in your teens so same lichter is normal, then again wats normal. Samthing tels me Daria and Jane won't be all that heavy and there normal, not?

Anyway Alli we dont want you to look like Andrea or so.

mm lets see 175-100=75-10=65 EEP looks like I'm on target.

Just clean out the fridch on saterday eavning when they'r buging, wone bet they stop doing it ever again :)

Andrea

Jon wrote:

Hell, the Guptys *alone* are pretty damned disturbing imagery! ;-{)>

MIKE (a.k.a. "Progbear")

make GEORYN disappear to reply

"'Thin Thighs For Your Man.' But I don't *like* men with thin thighs" --Daria

N.P.:"Suicide"- P o p o l A c e / S t o l e n F r o m T i m e

Mike wrote:

There IS no god... I'm not gonna be able to eat for a week after reading this conversation...

--J.

In article , "Jessica L." wrote:

interesting

along

Guptys

imagery! ;-{)>

reading this

Then our job is done. Now we can kick back and relax. <G>

"Um, I'm already plenty relaxed. You can tell by my deep, rhythmic breathing."

On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 05:28:24 GMT, some letters randomly coalesced from individual pixels, claiming to be from [email] (paperpusher), and it said:

Actually, I could see that...

[email] (Ariel1099) asks:

Too easy, Aunt Amy and Upchuck.

[email] wrote:

Naaaa... Upchuck and Jesse.

Jon a �crit dans le message ...

Upchuck and Jesse's pretty good. What about Brittany and Sandi, or else, Ms Barch and Jesse.

In article , "Famille Brault-Tremblay" wrote:

Ms Barch and Upchuck?

Mack and Upchuck?

Upchuck and just about anybody else?

! Upchuck and Ted Dewitt-Clinton (The New Kid)

"Famille Brault-Tremblay" wrote:

Hmmm... Brittany does look like the lipstick lesbian type... How about Brittany and Ms. Defoe?

What would you all think of Trent and Kevin? And what would * Daria * think?

Joe said:

There's a really NASTY fanfic called "Ragged Denim" in which Trent and Jesse are a couple.

Sincerely Yours, Jordan

"All the Universe or Nothingness ... that is the question. Which shall it be?" (H. G. Wells)

Jordan S. Bassior a �crit dans le message ...

Jesse

though and stuff

be?"

sorry. i got everybody beat on this one. mrs. sullivan and quinn.

<grins and runs> --- ~Po

CROWDSURFERS WILL BE EJECTED FROM THE BUILDING. It can be harmful, and most of all disrespectful to climb on other people's heads. Crowdsurfing should only be done naked and in the privacy of your own home.

Thank you The Beastie Boys

Space Ranger 9 said:

Actually, Aunt Amy would probably find Upchuck amusing.

Sincerely Yours, Jordan

"All the Universe or Nothingness ... that is the question. Which shall it be?" (H. G. Wells)

For about two minutes. Then she'd kill him.

How about...

Jake and Mrs. Gupty/Helen and Mr. Gupty Mr. DeMartino and Ms. Defoe Trent and Sandi Tiffany and Kevin (after all, you're supposed to date jocks....not be one!) ...and one for the ages: Daria and Lerman!

From: Jeg7777 said:

Jake & Jodie Angela Li & Helen Val & Trent

You are either going to buy me a new keyboard or come here to clean the upchuck out of this one. ;)

Space Ranger said:

How'd he get in your keyboard?

Sincerely Yours, Jordan

"All the Universe or Nothingness ... that is the question. Which shall it be?" (H. G. Wells)

haha... you know, there's someone on alt.music.manics who claims that Richey James (the Manics' missing "guitarist") lives down the back of his sofa, along with God (yes, i hope he's just kidding as well <g>)... so.. who knows? ;)

[email] wrote:

<g>)...

That's nothing. Since the mutant pigs are out of school I'm getting about an hour or so of sleep a day. I've got these two little imps living on my shoulders, each one chewing on an earlobe. ;)

Must've been something I read, but I'm feeling *much* better now!

The worse it could be... well... I'm out of ideas. Creative blank. There could be a creative primitive couple: Kevin, Mack, and Jane. It *is* primitive, there's more guys at LH

Michelle Landon with Jake. That's the idea of the cousin of my cousin (She *does* exist. And my name's Marianne, not Quinn!)

What about Helen and Trent? Or else Jake and Brittany

Quinn & Trent Jane & Jake Stacy & Mr DeMartino

Mr. Kurtz wrote:

I wouldn't be disturbed by this..heh heh

How about the overweight diabetic (I think her name is Mrs. Johanson) from Cafe Disafecto and Upchuck.

wasn't she hypoglycemic (sp?)?... lol i can't spell it, despite the fact i'm hypoglycemic (or whatever <g>) myself, hah..

Hypoglycemia is a technical term for overly low blood sugar, a.k.a diabetes. Hyperglycemia is when a person has too much blood sugar...also a diabetic condition. Jess "Morgendorfer"

Daria: Do you believe everything adults tell you? Gupty Kids: Yes Daria: What if 2 adults tell you totally opposite things?

Same foods can give you temperal blood sugar disorder. same spetial liquid food I had in hospital normaly givs you a to high level. Normaly than you get about 10 but my body got it wrong and went lower. at same point i had only 3.2 so the nurses gave me thee with lots of sugre, erfect, it went lower to 2.9. They then made me go back to my room (I was in daycenter at that time) and stay there, checking up on me about evry 10 minits.

what I'm teling is you can have a temp diabetic condition thruw spetial food. thow its always bad. (Myn is now ok, its about 5,5 after even eating) (alli knows what I mean with the figer stuff beter than I do)

Andrea

just same side jump info.

In article , [email] wrote:

fact

I don't think Mrs. Johansen was hypoglycemic, despite what she told the girls. I might suspect heart failure to be closer to the truth, though only her doctor would know for sure. Of course he'd told her he didn't want her having too much chocolate. She probably just rationalized her desire for chocolate by blaming her symptoms on hypoglycemia.

RKHenry wrote:

I agree. When a hypoglycemic patient loses consciousness, they tend to stay that way until they get some sugar on board. They also tend to be confused when they are conscious. Mrs. J. doesn't fit the hypoglycemia picture. And if she did, it would have been good, not bad, for her to have some chocolate. In fact, for a conscious hypoglycemic patient, there's little better treatment than a chocolate bar.

With her difficulty breathing, sweating, and passing out (I was going to write dyspnea, diaphoresis and syncope, proving that I've been working too much lately) she meets the entry criteria for congestive heart failure much better.

Peace Kevin

...SPLAT...

No further coment.

Andrea

(sure hope I dont have to cleanup afterwerds)

From: [email] (Andrea DeStille) Subject: Re: Lawndale Couples Date: Sun, 4 Jul 1999 07:13:16

She hes bin caled by me and others.

??? Who is that ??? (did she slip my mind or my atention)

Same here

Andrea...---...

I realy sould be writing thows letters and not rooming around here. Darn... I'm writing now so what the heck........

She appeared once, in "Pierce Me". She and Trent were in a band together, and presumably had some sort of romantic/sexual relationship as well.

Dagny- cynic, general loony

http://urbanspacemen.arecool.net

"I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phoney and I'd know it." Vivian Stanshall

She reappears in Lane Miserables, much to Daria's consternation....

-Shez.

Shez wrote:

Tsk, tsk, tsk! You shouldn't let details slip without adequate Spoiler protection... or else we may let details of "Jane's Addiction" "accidentally" leak when it airs here.. ;-)

rich.

"Unethical is only two letters away from ethical..." -- Paul Michael Mercurio

I don't think it's a spoiler - I didn't tell you the outcome of it. If that was a spoiler then MTV have already issued a bigger one in saying that the Lane family come home forcing Jane to move in with Daria.

-Shez.