(Ms.Li At Podium In Auditorium)
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Dramatic Voice: Coming This April to a Fan Fiction Site Near You!
Ms Li:<excited> Ms.Morgandorfer, Ms.Landon and Mr.Mackenzie have a chance to bring honor and glory to laaaawndale high
(Infront of Lockers)
Daria: It isn't to late to enter into a suicide pact
Jodie: We don't even know what she is planning
Mack: I'm with Daria on this one
(In Car)
Preston: (Into Cellphone)High School Exchange Programme? I don't know what the hell you are talking about.
Valcartier:(Driving) Sucks to be you
Dramatic Voice: And Introducing, Preston Hunter and Valcartier
Preston: (Mimicking Sandi) I don't care if you are president of the fashion club, your a moron and I don't like you.
Valcartier: Another pick-up line and you lose a testical
Upchuck: Err, Fiesty!
(Ms.Li's Office) -Daria, Jodie and Mack seated across from Ms.Li
Ms.Li: Students you 3 have been selected to represent Laaawndale high for two weeks at our sister school in Ontario Canada
Jodie: That isn't so bad
(At Canadian Customs)
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Customs Officer: Reason for your visit to Canada Ma'm?
Daria: I wish to defect, I pledge allegiance to the Queen and universal healthcare.
Dramatic Voice: A tale of International Intrigue
(DeMartino's classroom)
DeMartino: Valerie, Can you please give a brief summary of the VIETNAM war, that IS if you know what IT was.
Valcartier: Valcartier please, The Vietnam was a conflict that was lost by the United States to the Vietcong and communist North. The reason for the outcome is simple, Nor LBJ or Nixon were prepared to deliver the knockout punch because they were concerned about bringing the Soviets and Chinese into the conflict, they preferred to use young Americans as cannonfodder in a war of attrition.
DeMartino: (Gasping) Where did YOU learn that?
Valcartier: They teach it in school in Canada.
(Canada Customs)
Customs Officer: Reason for your visit to Canada si'r?
DeMartino: I am an educator, I wish to DEFECT.
Dramatic Voice: This April, 5 teenagers will experience MANIFEST DESTINY