Alli sends her regards to all at atd, from her "holiday" in a caravan, somewhere in a corner of England.
The caravan is apparently made of "cardboard" and on the outside smells like shit, though this is unnoticeble when inside, the beds are about two feet wide, though there is no danger of falling out, because the gap between the beds is even smaller , the bathroom floor is perpetualy wet, because the sink is not entirely watertight. The nearest civilization is three miles away, though the caravan park has nightly "entertainment" in the form of "caravan park comediens". One of her "caravaning chums" is turning out not to be a chum at all and although Alli can not get sunburn, she did in fact get sunburnt :-(
oh yes, and the hay fever..
On a lighter note,on tuesday, a four foot long "sand penis" was constructed and that kept everyone entertained, untill the tide came in..