I am going to suggest something that is going to seem very fannish, silly, and counter to the scepticism that Daria subscribes to, but which seems to come up in every fan group I've ever been part of:
Does anyone have any suggestions for a Daria Tarot deck?
For those unfamiliar, I have the following list of the traditional Major Arcana below, with a few suggestions I came up with for them for who would fit what. I'm not too happy with most of them, I fear, so anyone with better suggestions should feel free to squash this set like the broken dreams of my youth and ....sorry, I won't let that happen again...
0 Fool - Staci? Jake? Kevin? 1 Magician - Trent 2 High Priestess - 3 Empress - Helen 4 Emperor - Jake 5 Hierophant - 6 Lovers - Daria and Trent? Alternately, Kevin and Brittany? Quin and the Three J's? 7 Chariot - The Tank 8 Strength - Tommy Sherman 9 Hermit - Andrea? Mr. DiMartino? 10 Wheel of Fortune - 11 Justice - Ms. Li? 12 Hanged Man - Upchuck 13 Death - Mr. DiMartino? 14 Temperance - 15 Devil - 16 Tower - Lawndale High, w/ Fashion Club falling from windows 17 Star - 18 Sun - Lester Gupty 19 Moon - 20 Judgement - 21 World - Daria
We can put off the Minor Arcana until later...just like I've put off everything in my...DAMN! I said I wasn't gonna do that any more. Sorry, folks.