You KNOW This Board is Slowing Down...

May 3, 2002, 2:21 AM ET9 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.daria

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SGall23241May 3, 2002, 2:21 AM ETalt.tv.daria

...When ridiculous posts that have absolutely nothing to do with 'Daria' have completely taken over this forum. I don't recall anytime that I've come on here that that's ever happened. Sigh...thanks.

-Steven Galloway

Daniel DeyMay 3, 2002, 10:17 AM ET↩ SGall23241alt.tv.daria

"SGall23241" wrote in message news:[email]...

have

here

I see this kind of thing happening much more often on alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead.

D. T. Dey

Mike Y.May 14, 2002, 2:25 AM ET↩ SGall23241alt.tv.daria

[email] (SGall23241) wrote in message news:...

So, do you like Britney Spears?

Roger70129May 14, 2002, 9:06 AM ET↩ Mike Y.alt.tv.daria

I thought her last name was Taylor. Wonder what her future jobs will include, other than soccer mom and PTA organizer.

Phill Harvey-SmithMay 15, 2002, 7:05 AM ET↩ Roger70129alt.tv.daria

[email] (Roger70129) wrote in news:[email]:

With her boobs, P0rn star perhaps ?

Phill.

FirahMay 15, 2002, 8:18 PM ET↩ Phill Harvey-Smithalt.tv.daria

In article , [email] says...

Well if the ending credits for IICY? can be taken seriously. You might not be too far off the mark.

The bathtub scene with the mad slasher and camera crew do hint at Brittany being some type of "scream queen" b-movie actress.

Remember the comment she made in "Monster"

Brittany: Oh no, I will not do a nude scene...unless you think it's crucial to my character?

Firah

Roger70129May 15, 2002, 9:08 PM ET↩ Firahalt.tv.daria

crucial to my character?

She was right in line with the Hollywood standard, wasn't she?

richard schumacherMay 19, 2002, 11:57 PM ET↩ Phill Harvey-Smithalt.tv.daria

Truck farmer/fruit grower: "Britney's Pears".

Das RatMay 20, 2002, 12:17 PM ET↩ richard schumacheralt.tv.daria

richard schumacher wrote in news:[email]:

Alf reached for a handful of potato chips and swiped them through the bowl of chip dip and crammed the gooey mess into his mouth. His other hand continued to stroke Herbert, pumping him up and down. Alf could feel the cum building in his balls as he gazed rapturously at Vanna White, turning the letters on the Wheel of Fortune.

"God, Vanna!", he cried, "you're the most beautiful woman on this entire miserable planet!" Alf's fist tightened on Herbert and he jerked him more vigorously. Suddenly, Alf bucked and a jet of jism burst from Herbert's eye and splashed across the TV screen, right on Vanna's gleaming smile. "Bullseye!" Alf's rigid dick continued to spurt hot Melmakian cream, across the TV Guide, on the rug, on Vanna's silk covered breasts, onto the table, into the chip dip.

Finally, his heart stopped racing, his palms stopped sweating, and his dick stopped pumping.

"Oh oh," he said, "I'd better get this cleaned up before Lynne gets home. It's a good thing Kate and Willie took Brian away for the weekend. Kate'd have a fit if she saw this mess! But then, it would serve her right for making me eat that asparagus last night! Ha Ha!!"