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wicka_chickSep 23, 1999alt.tv.daria

There once was a gal named Dar, Spreading sarcasm both near and far, I'd turn on my TV, (The show's on at three) And I'd laugh til my sides hurt too hard.

The show's characters are all a stitch. (But Sandi's mostly a bitch.) *g* Demartino's insane, And Upchuck's a pain, And the storylines are all very rich.

Daria's crush is on a Lane called Trent, (For sixth months his home was a tent) Her best friend is Jane, She's the sister of Lane, And together their days are well spent. *cringe*

She has the most interesting folks. Jake's the target of a lot of jokes. Helen's real stressed, But hey, Quinn's well dressed! And they live on a street called Glen Oaks. *double cringe*

No one knows how to find Lawndale, (So don't even try sending mail) It's only in your TV, Or so says a.t.d. And yes, that thread is quite stale.

So if you want a show that's smart, A true comedic work of art, Watch Daria a bit, You'll love the dry wit, And will have a good place in your heart. *grimace*

well...all I can say is, I tried! cackling insanely,

cheryl

MindySep 23, 1999↩ wicka_chickalt.tv.daria

On the mountaintop, wicka_chick spake thusly: <snip lovely and witty limericks for the sake of bandwidth>

I am *quite* impressed! I couldn't do that well if I sat down and tried for weeks. *prints out the limericks for locker art (which is an *extremely* cool thing, in case you were wondering :-P)* Brava, Cheryl!

-Mindy

"Wooooooooowwww.... look at the size of that muffin!" -Me, in reference to an *enormous* blueberry muffin seen at Jason Downer Meal Hall in Appleton, WI, USA

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Wammy2Sep 23, 1999↩ wicka_chickalt.tv.daria

I'M impressed!

DJ

SkankDaddySep 23, 1999↩ Wammy2alt.tv.daria

Wow, that rocked!!! I wish I was all creative...

Speaking of "I", yes, I am new to a.t.d. However, I'm not new to Daria...I absolutely adore the show and its messages...albeit sarcastic. I'm not a teenybopper fan that likes the show because Quinn is cute or because Brittany has big boobs. I don't only like the new episodes, I'm not a bandwagon fan. I, however, do think Jake is the funniest man on television today...and I admire Trent solely for his sideburns. Anyways, that's me for you. Toodles!

Ok ok, I'm working on the sarcasm..anyone giving lessons?

                                     You love me, you hate me....
                                   You still wanna see me naked.

<---The SkankDaddy-->

KyleSep 23, 1999↩ SkankDaddyalt.tv.daria

On 23 Sep 1999 05:18:14 GMT, [email] (SkankDaddy) wrote:

*clears throat real flemily, cause it's cold season*

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Kyle

He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

i hate dolphins. they aren't remotely cute. and i bet the only reason they aren't covered in shit like pigs are, is because they live in the sea and the water washes it off.

BearSep 24, 1999↩ Kylealt.tv.daria

In article , [email] (Howling Lunatic) wrote:

[and so ad infinitum *CHUNK*]

Whoa there, fella! You catchin' up on a load you'd missed?

father_vSep 24, 1999↩ Bearalt.tv.daria

In article ,

Just classic Kyle. You're a fixture already here, aren't ya', Kyle. ;-)

Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez

KyleSep 24, 1999↩ father_valt.tv.daria

On Fri, 24 Sep 1999 14:53:16 GMT, father_v wrote:

already? I been here a year and a half now.

Kyle

He complained when I hit him. All my friends do. Wusses.

i hate dolphins. they aren't remotely cute. and i bet the only reason they aren't covered in shit like pigs are, is because they live in the sea and the water washes it off.

Lady InterferenceSep 24, 1999↩ Kylealt.tv.daria

Howling Lunatic wrote:

I think that should classify as classic fixturedom. Anyone know what I did with my drill?

;),

Diane

father_vSep 25, 1999↩ Kylealt.tv.daria

I seem to remember this discussion from before ("Soul's waves of grain"; I've heard that somewhere before). This forum only started in the second season of Daria, remember. Seems like that thread had something to do with who started a.t.d. in the first place and the fact that many of the original folks aren't around anymore, 'cept for Diane and a few others.

You be da' veteran, mon!

Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez

Lady InterferenceSep 26, 1999↩ father_valt.tv.daria

Can't really respond to anything tonight (can only really barely read everything) as I got online way too late, but I just wanted to respond to this...

father_v wrote:

Huh? When was I an original poster here? I might've been an original poster in a couple Duran Duran message boards, but as far as being an original around here...no, sorry. I only came onto this forum in January of this year, which hardly qualifies me for being original.

Just wanted to clarify,

Diane

father_vSep 26, 1999↩ Lady Interferencealt.tv.daria

Hmm...wish I had downloaded the whole discussion to my hard drive for historical purposes. Now, I'll have to try to search a bit on my spare time until I dig this out of the ol' a.t.d. archives. *sigh*

Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez

unknownSep 24, 1999, 9:10 PM ET↩ Kylealt.tv.daria

Howling Lunatic wrote:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wicka_chickSep 23, 1999↩ SkankDaddyalt.tv.daria

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Well, I'm glad you think so. :)

:) Well it's always nice to have someone new. Cue Kyle!!!

Maybe...nah. But I'd like to know your age. It helps me know who I'm talking to.

cheryl

Nicole LeeSep 23, 1999↩ wicka_chickalt.tv.daria

On Thu, 23 Sep 1999 01:45:09 GMT, wicka_chick wrote:

Wow. That's all I can say, Wow.

Nicole Lee Also known as LadyKender on IRC and ICQ. The Darianite Revolution at http://members.xoom.com/nlsy/daria.htm Kendermore at http://members.xoom.com/nlsy/

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cheese300Sep 24, 1999↩ wicka_chickalt.tv.daria

In article ,

I know it's meant as a poem, but add in some appropriate music and you have the offical a.t.d. theme song.

You tried, and did a damn good job! <Brava! Brava! Yum! Yum!> (Brava to you, Yum to the fruit cocktail I just ate)

Ala mad scientist insane, cartoon supervillian insane, DeMartino style, or other?

A.J.

father_vSep 24, 1999↩ cheese300alt.tv.daria

There once was a chick, name of wicka, who thought that her poems were sicka. Try as she might, She grimaced, alright, At the end of her lines, at the kickuh'. *g*

She tried her great talents quite often, despite of the threat of a coffin, from laughing too hard at Quinn's leotard, and at rhymes way too silly to soften.

She had this great forum in wonder, at how she could write without blunder line after line, with nary a sign of breaking her keyboard asunder.

Now, what is the message, you say, of this far too long post in your way, as you travel this thread with visions in head of FRESH FISH straight in from the bay?

Well, I'll tell you, of course, if you listen. and stop with your booing and hissin' That Cheryl's the best at limericks with zest a testament fine that does glisten.

Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez

wicka_chickSep 25, 1999↩ father_valt.tv.daria

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Kickuh? Oooh! Is that like a subspecies of cuccumber? No, really...

lol!

ROTFLMAO! This is way to good!

LOL to the 9 power! (see I know my exponents) Okay, here is where I laughed for about a half hour, mostly because I just read Kyle's fish intro.

Yay!

Okay, I think I've met my limerick match. Very nicley put.

with very sore sides,

cheryl

father_vSep 25, 1999↩ wicka_chickalt.tv.daria

Lame rhymes, but I thought an alternate pronunciation for "kicker" worked well to describe all your miscellaneous grimaces and grins at the last line of your limericks. :-)

OK, you've got me on this abbreviation. "Rolling On The Floor" I know, but what is LMAO?

Wasn't sure if ending the longer lines on a stressed syllable counted as limerick, but I just couldn't resist the FRESH FISH line. ;-) The whole limerick as a single question was a bit of an innovation also, but I'm darn proud of that. Took some doing.

No way, Cheryl. Honestly, yours was a work of art; mine was just messing around. Took some guts to start a thread on a poem, too.

Glad you liked it. That's a high compliment, given the source. It felt good to try on my poetry wings after a 15 year absence.

Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez

CricketSep 25, 1999↩ father_valt.tv.daria

Forgive me Father, for I'm about to sin...

LMAO = Laughing My A** Off

Cricket

father_vSep 25, 1999↩ Cricketalt.tv.daria

In article ,

Ah....I thought as much after I had already sent the message. Unfortunately, I can neither forgive future sins, nor do it by electronic means (recent ruling from the Vatican). So sorry. ;-)

Merci, Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez

Crazy NutsoSep 26, 1999, 1:57 AM ET↩ father_valt.tv.daria

On Sat, 25 Sep 1999 17:03:08 GMT, father_v wrote:

what commandment does saying A** break? or ass for that matter?

Hmm my church lets me forgive anyone. I guess their are advantages to being ordained through the mail.

Rev Bob

"Doesn't ANYONE in this town wear pants?" ~Helen, Daria! The Musical

"I've seen more people collapse this week..." ~Daria, Jake of Hearts

"I've always dreamed of the day my picture would hang in a nuthouse." ~Daria, Once Opon a Nut

visit my no-thrills Daria fanfic site at: http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/wildbill/155/dmain.html

The artist formerly known as Crazy Nutso Since no one reads down this far anyway...

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father_vSep 26, 1999↩ Crazy Nutsoalt.tv.daria

<snip>

Well...what can I say? You da' man, Bob. :-)

Sincerely, Rev. Paul L. Vasquez

endless, namelessSep 25, 1999, 1:53 PM ET↩ Cricketalt.tv.daria

is this an AOL thing, or do you really believe the word "ass" needs censoring?

ShezSep 25, 1999↩ endless, namelessalt.tv.daria

Isn't it "arse"? Not that this really needs censoring either, I recall a sketch on the BBC's Fast Show where one character says "arse" repeatedly. In fact come to think of it, that's all he says.

-Shez.

wicka_chickSep 26, 1999↩ father_valt.tv.daria

In article ,

Laughing My @$ Off

messing

*blushes Daria style*

cheryl

wicka_chickSep 25, 1999↩ cheese300alt.tv.daria

In article , [email] wrote:

have

to you,

style, or