Daria Answering Machine Message

S03E01 Daria!retroMay 18, 19993 months later18 posts by 11 posters
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Laniakea

The only reason I went to the Cool Crap web site was to see if there was any Daria stuff. The only thing there was a personalized answering machine message from Daria. I think this was a pretty good item to sell; having a tv character doing your outgoing message. I was tempted to bid myself..... until I saw the current bid! $462.00!!!!!! Apparently it started out as $20. Then 38 bids later.....

Man! Daria must be more popular than we thought!

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[email] (Laniakea) wrote:

Hm... it hasn't moved much since Sunday, then, when it was at $460... no, I just could not justify that kind of money... really... no... damn, i wish i hadn't spent all of my money on worthless uncool things like food, water, and electricity. :P

wishing he could have Daria greet anyone foolish enough to venture into his world of voicemail, but realizing that the IRS would most likely disallow the deduction, rich.

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Really. For that much money it should include an answering machine and a new phone!

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[email] (Laniakea) wrote:

You mean, like a duck phone? <g>

rich.

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In article , [email] wrote:

and a new

Which reminds me: I noticed on re-watching "Arts 'n Crass" the other day that Trent had a duck phone even then. It didn't quack though, it only rang like a regular phone. Just shows that sound effects can turn the merely cool into supercool.

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Jeg7777Laniakea

It * is * for a good cause. But if you can't afford it, I'll record a message for you for $10.00. :)

Or you could record Jane's impersonation of Daria (I forget which episode it was from): "Hi. I'm Daria. Go to hell."

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LaniakeaJeg7777

"The Invitation".

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[email] (Laniakea) wrote:

oh, it gets better. the current bid is $98,853.93. i'm guessing that mom and dad let littly jimmy get his sweaty little hands on the platinum card again. either that, or someone with a nervous tic typed in this bid.

rich.

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Martin Sylvesterpaperpusher

paperpusher wrote in message news:[email]...

LOL! Somebody may be in for a very big surprise....

Martin.

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"Martin Sylvester" wrote:

Well, the bidding's back down to $495. Hm, apparently someone received a phone call... <g>

Still too much even for a fanboy like me. (Unless, of course, I'd won the lottery...)

scratching away, rich.

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well, it went for $500. not bad, considering it's just an outgoing answering machine message. <g>

rich.

Helen: Bureaucracy is the price we pay for impartiality.

Jake: Jefferson!

Helen: Stalin.

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In article , [email] wrote:

I'm not sure how much he paid for it, but since that and six other bids were disqualified, CE Forman of fanfic fame actually won the auction.

He will be one of the people appearing (via phone) on tomorrow's Cool Crap wrapup special, 3-4pm Eastern/Pacific.

Couldn't have been won by a more deserving person, IMHO.

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Martin J. PollardMichelle Klein-Hass

On Fri, 21 May 1999 21:26:22 -0700, [email] (Michelle Klein-Hass) wrote:

Agreed! However, according to C.E.'s e-mail, the appearance is TODAY (Saturday the 22nd) between 3pm and 4pm Eastern/Pacific. So, seeing as how we have conflicting information, everyone should warm up their VCRs for *BOTH* days, just to be on the safe side. :-)

And, as a special incentive (for those who care), on this show, the TRUE IDENTITY of the mysterious C.E. Forman will be revealed at last!

Martin
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Crap

That wasn't conflicting information. MKH was writing this on Friday (yesterday) which would make today tomorrow from there... Uh, get it?

Of course everyone who went on that chat with him once already found it... At least there's still the mystery of his middle initial...

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endless, namelesspaperpusher

Mm, no offence to whoever bought it in the end, but why would anyone pay $500 for that?? Even if you have $500 to spare, are there no better things which could be done with $500?

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Jeg7777endless, nameless

Again I'd like to point out that the proceeds are going to a charitable cause, so that's a pretty good thing to do with $500 if you have it.

And I'd again like to extend my invitation to record your answering machine message for only $10--a bargain at any price, but in this case the proceeds are definitely NOT going to a charity. Unless my mortgage qualifies... :-)

Joe Alice (handing cards to Dilbert): "Here--I've got a card for Jennifer's wedding, a congratulations card for Mike's baby, three birthdays, and a gender-change operation card that says 'Get Well...'

Especially as you could concoct your own Daria message by editing together soundbites from the series. In fact I might do that. Of course there is an example of an answerphone greeting by Helen in Daria!, which would be the obvious thing to use. I keep meaning to do a grab of the answerphone message in Terminator, you know, the one about "machines need love too" which Arnie listens to.

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In article , "endless, nameless" wrote:

It's a charity auction. Tax-deductable.

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