I bit my thumbs at thee.

I got pissed. Just wanted to tell someone. I got a message in my e-mail, and it reads: "R U EVERY GOING TO UPDATED ANY THING "

First off, this person can't type, or make sense out of anything. Yes, it's true that my page has been slacking recently but I'm sure this person couldn't do any better. And secondly, I'm redesigning the site!!! That takes time, and I'm doing so many things at once, I'm only human!!! Hopefully an update is on it's way, sorry to disappoint anyone.

-Bryan

(P.S. Please feel free to yell at me)

OK! You ignorant swine! How dare you exist? Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Umm... what are we yelling at you for, exactly?

Dagny

Visit The Parsley Firefly http://members.aol.com/Eccles9697 Monty Python, Spike Milligan, Marx Brothers, and more...

"You got a light, mac?... No, but I got a dark brown overcoat"- Viv Stanshall

ooo... in a minute, you're going to regret you said this.

let's see.. some words are coming to mind..

You are brain-dead, puerile, smug, hairy-arsed, stupid, spam-eating, half-witted, fat-headed, pig-nosed, poncy, contumacious, pathetic, gnarly, pig-eyed, pigeon-toed, bog-faced, and prim cretin, idiot, tic, fart, tart, dickhead, oik, fuckwit, twit, tit, shit, git, pwat, twat, retard, rattlesnake, used car salesman, heap of parrot droppings, twerp, ponager, bunt, bog, hopper, window dresser, shit-head. You probably chew hamsters. I burst my pimples in your direction, you tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms. Eat a hedgehog, drink some lark's vomit, and take your finger out of your sphincter.

nothing personal, but you asked for it.

~po

A wise man once said "Nothing is better than an unnecessary pair of sunglasses at night." At least, I hope to one day become a wise man.

CrtoonDude wrote:

Hey, hedgehogs are nice to eat. So I'm told. When my dad was in the army, they used to catch them and eat them. Whether they took the spines off first or not, I don't know.

She's right, y'know. Hedgehogs are very tasty. However, I suggest that humans remove the spines.

-Kazul

SDROTH wrote:

That does seem like a sensible idea.

I thought dragons only ate humans...?

You don't know the people on this newsgroup very well, then. Does she, Alli? <g>

~po

A wise man once said "Nothing is better than an unnecessary pair of sunglasses at night." At least, I hope to one day become a wise man.

CrtoonDude wrote:

It's just as well, if you think about it. :) Someone should make a list of all the people who post here regularly, and write something about them, so that new people and such know who it isn't safe to converse with, and who will eat them, and who keeps razorblades close by at all times, etc.

Which ones will quote random people no one has heard of except for me, Alley, Bug, and Jim Yoakum...

Not that there's anyone like that on this newsgroup... :)

Dagny

Visit The Parsley Firefly http://members.aol.com/Eccles9697 Monty Python, Spike Milligan, Marx Brothers, and more...

"You got a light, mac?... No, but I got a dark brown overcoat"- Viv Stanshall

I was very young at the time. And you know how young creatures are, always putting things in their mouths. . . besides, we eat trolls and llamas.

-Kazul

but they did so much for the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"... dont you ever read the credits?

Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

Producer MARK FORSTATER

Assisted By EARL J. LLAMA MILT Q. LLAMA III SY LLAMA MERLE Z. LLAMA IX

Directed By

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

and

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES ~po

A wise man once said "Nothing is better than an unnecessary pair of sunglasses at night." At least, I hope to one day become a wise man.

(snip the credits)

Well, we don't eat amusing llamas. But most llamas are very annoying.

-Kazul

SDROTH wrote:

There's lots of trolls on alt.fan.courtney-love. Eat them. Please!

You don't know, you ignorant bastard child of a judas priest's brother-in-law? (my own, not Monty Python's, so it's probably not as good)

Eccles9697 wrote in article ...

your

time!

Stanshall

Ummm, which site are we talking about? (I really *must* get around to visiting all of the Daria sites)

-Kazul the bemuddled dragon

Daria at the forlorn dungeon http://members.xoom.com/forlorndaria

That's my site.

-Bryan

SDROTH wrote:

Oh. I like your site.

-Kazul

SDROTH wrote:

Yeah. It may not have been updated for a while, but it's a good site anyways.

Back onto the original subject

It does get frustrating when you like a site and then it doesn't get updated, but certainly if you're in the proccess of improving it then you're forgiven! I've gotten a couple of those myself and what annoyed me more is i had updated alot the week before. However there are some instances where the webmaster is just acting pathetic - I'm refering to katherine at alt.lawndale.com - and doesn't update their site for 5 months. And even with the oldest of information people still consider it the best site. That's what pisses me off.

Wait, now I'M ranting, ok enough of this, later!

Katherine is a stupid, racist, homophobic pig. She is selfish too, gets the cool domain name and does NOTHING with it besides keep her cheap Planet Daria clone on it. ALC sucks. Katherine sucks. She isn't a true fan, the people her follow her can kiss my hairy brown ass.

Boner

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I don't know if she's all that bad, but I will indeed miss the detailed commentaries found both on her site and at SSW. Anybody plan to pick up where they left off come next season? (not that we won't be doing that here, but it's not quite the same...)

The logic that says that Not updating sight makes one a nazi, stupid, racist, homophobic (I *hate* that word) pig is the same logic that shows Not life us equals misery chick.

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