Daria&Company, 10 Years Later

S03E01 Daria!retroDec 11, 199868 days before it aired3 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.daria
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Space_Ranger9alt.tv.dariabefore it aired

Sitting and waiting for new episodes, visions of reruns dancing through the brain. A random neuron fires, visions of the future...

	Helen awakes one morning with the stone cold realization that
with Daria gone, the chance of intelligent discourse at home is
somewhere between nil and none. That day she packs her bags, moves
out, and files for divorce. Freed of all outside excess baggage,
she devotes all her waking time and energy to her job. Within two
years she is head honcoess of the law firm, pulling in the really
big bucks. To celebrate her success, she moves into an exclusive
penthouse condo, buys a mercedes convertible, and marries a mantoy
trophy husband.
	Helen to an underling at the office Christmas party, "He's not
much on conversation, but he's a hellofa great dancer, if you know
what I mean.".
	After Helen leaves him, Jake falls into a depression deeper than
the deepest ocean trench. Unable to hold a job, he winds up on the
street, homeless. During one of the severest winters on record, he
dies from a combination of exposure and acute alcohol poisoning.
	Jake's last words, "Now I get it!".

I've got more, but if this has been done to death, tell me to stop now.

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ShezSpace_Ranger9alt.tv.dariabefore it aired

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I think Jake would end up sleeping on the sofa at Daria's place, and die by jumping from the window, crying out as he fell, "now I understand, now I understand."

-Shez.

Boren's Laws: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.
kylemayhughSpace_Ranger9alt.tv.dariabefore it aired

In article , [email] wrote: <snipped fanfic which may or may not be mentioned in the charter>

Yes, but feel free to do it anyway.

"Make something idiot proof and the world will make a better idiot" -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own